MBCEM Ch 9

The one who had come was Lady of Bright Deportment Wang.

Besides herself, she was also followed by two palace maids and three eunuchs, making the group quite formidable.

Ren Dong led Lian Xin and Xiao Dongzi out to check, but couldn’t help feeling confused.

But after recalling Yan Shu’s orders to speak appropriately, “Your Ladyship of Bright Deportment, our mistress has already retired for the night. It’s already quite late, so could we discuss these matters tomorrow?”

However, Lady of Bright Deportment Wang replied with a strange smile, “Asleep already? I highly doubt that. There was even someone who just heard a man’s voice coming from her room.”

What? A man?

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The one who had come was Lady of Bright Deportment Wang.

Besides herself, she was also followed by two palace maids and three eunuchs, making the group quite formidable.

Ren Dong led Lian Xin and Xiao Dongzi out to check, but couldn’t help feeling confused.

But after recalling Yan Shu’s orders to speak appropriately, “Your Ladyship of Bright Deportment, our mistress has already retired for the night. It’s already quite late, so could we discuss these matters tomorrow?”

However, Lady of Bright Deportment Wang replied with a strange smile, “Asleep already? I highly doubt that. There was even someone who just heard a man’s voice coming from her room.”

What? A man?

Ren Dong anxiously exclaimed, “Lady of Bright Deportment, how could you tarnish the innocence of our mistress like that? Where in this harem would there be a man?”

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang laughed once more, “Exactly, where in the harem would there be a man? Then why would there be the sound of a man’s voice coming from inside Beauty Li’s room?”

Ren Dong, momentarily forgetting to be tactful, retorted, “You’re baselessly slandering our mistress.”

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang glanced at someone beside her and said, “This isn’t something that was just made up. It was something that was overheard by one of your Yongning Palace people.”

Ren Dong followed her gaze and saw that it was Xiao Chunzi of Yongning Palace who bowed his head before stammering, “This servant indeed heard the sound of someone sneezing in Beauty Li’s room with my own two ears, and the sound was that distinctly of a man.”

Ren Dong was furious, angrily scolding, “You ungrateful servant! Our mistress has always treated you well, and yet you dare to curry favour outside and choose to slander our mistress like this!”

Lady of Bright Deportment sneered, “Whether it’s slander or not, just let Beauty Li come out and prove it herself. Or why don’t you open the door for us to go in?”

Then she raised her voice and said once more, “Beauty Li, it’s already come to this stage. There’s nowhere else to hide, so why don’t you come out already?”

Meanwhile, Imperial Concubine An and Noble Consort Zhou were rushing over to Yongning Palace.

“Faster!” Noble Consort Zhou urged the palanquin bearers impatiently.

If they arrived a moment later and Lady of Bright Deportment Wang couldn’t hold down the situation, then wouldn’t this golden opportunity they had grasped just be wasted like that? As the saying goes, to accuse people of adultery, you must catch the adulterers at the scene. Tonight, she must completely eliminate that little slut.

Seeing the group finally arriving at Yongning Palace, Lady of Bright Deportment Wang promptly greeted them, “Your Ladyship the Noble Consort, you’ve finally arrived.”

Her voice was loud and clear.

Inside the room, Yan Shu looked at Yuwen Lan awkwardly, “Your Majesty, even Noble Consort Zhou has come. Are you still able to leave?”

If he escaped now and left her behind, who knew how much trouble Noble Consort Zhou would kick up?

But if he didn’t leave and the other party kicked down the door, wouldn’t the situation escalate even more then? 

This was really ‘sitting at home yet disaster falling on one’s head’. She wondered who the perfectly obedient her had offended?

Just how had it become a Shura field without any warning?

Yuwen Lan regarded the situation with a strong disdain before glancing at her.

Before he could speak, the sound of Noble Consort Zhou pretending to inquire about the situation was heard, “What’s going on?”

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang raised her voice once more, “Your Ladyship, there was actually the sound of a man’s voice coming from Beauty Li’s room in the middle of the night.”

Noble Consort Zhou pretended to be shocked, “Is there really such a situation? Where is Beauty Li?”

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang proceeded to gloat, “Beauty Li is still hiding in her room and refuses to come out. Really don’t know whether it’s because she has a guilty conscience or not.”

Noble Consort Zhou said arrogantly, “If she doesn’t come out, then just break down the door.”

With these words, the two eunuchs who came with Lady of Bright Deportment Wang immediately stepped forward, pushing aside Ren Dong, Lian Xin, and Xiao Dongzi who were blocking the door. They were about to kick down the door.

At the critical moment, the door suddenly opened from the inside.

A tall figure stepped out calmly, glanced around at everyone, and said, “Is it a problem that zhen is here?”

Instantly, the surroundings fell silent.

Everyone widened their eyes, all looking as if they had been struck by lightning.

[Oh my goodness, isn’t this His Majesty???]

[His Majesty, His Majesty, it’s actually His Majesty!!!]

[What??? His Majesty i-i-is in the mistress’s room???]

Don’t know who initiated the bowing, but the crowd knelt down in unison and said, “Greeting Your Majesty.”

Noble Consort Zhou followed suit and bowed after everyone sluggishly, her face filled with disbelief. “Y-Your Majesty, how come you are here?”

Yuwen Lan’s expression remained cold, and he asked her in return, “Is there anywhere zhen can’t be in zhen’s own palace?”

Noble Consort Zhou choked and stuttered, “But, but wasn’t the key already put away?”

[He actually spent the night here??? Li Yan Shu, that little slut!!! Why didn’t anyone tell her!!!]

Yuwen Lan looked around at everyone and sneered, “That’s right, the key was already put away, so how did you all get here?”

Noble Consort Zhou was completely speechless.

It was Imperial Concubine An who quickly came up with an explanation and said, “Reporting to Your Majesty, it was Lady of Bright Deportment Wang who came to report to Her Ladyship Noble Consort Zhou. She said there was a man’s voice in Beauty Li’s room, and since it was a matter of great importance, Noble Consort Zhou came over.”

Noble Consort Zhou quickly added, “Yes, yes, yes, this concubine came solely with the intention to uphold the rules of the palace.”

She then scolded Lady of Bright Deportment Wang, “This is you making bengong out to be a fool?”

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang was frightened and hurriedly apologised, “Your Majesty, please forgive me. This concubine also heard it from someone else.”

She pointed at Xiao Chunzi and said, “It was him, it was him who came and told me there was a man’s voice in Beauty Li’s room. This concubine was only worried about Beauty Li’s safety…”

Yuwen Lan was too lazy to let her continue speaking, only saying, “If you like staying up late and caring about others at night so much, zhen will grant your wish. From now until next spring, you will be responsible for patrolling the harem at night, regardless of wind, frost, rain, or snow. No excuses for leave will be accepted.”

What?

Lady of Bright Deportment Wang collapsed to the ground.

Asking her to go on night patrols in this icy and snowy weather, was he trying to freeze her to death?

Everyone was shocked, kneeling on the ground without daring to make a sound, afraid of incurring the emperor’s wrath.

Immediately afterwards, Yuwen Lan looked at Imperial Concubine An and Noble Consort Zhou again, “Which one of you wants to accompany her? Zhen can also fulfil your wishes too.”

Both of them were terrified, continuously kowtowing and on the verge of tears, “This concubine does not dare, Your Majesty.”

In the midst of this commotion late at night, everyone who should be here has already arrived. Even Fu Hai, having received news of it, had hurried over from the Qianming Palace. He waited to the side, muttering inwardly, no wonder the emperor had been going out at night these past two days. Turns out he had been coming over to Beauty Li’s place.

Weren’t these people just trying to deliberately court disaster!

At this moment, he saw the emperor walking among the crowd call out a name, “Pan Lu Hai.”

As soon as those words fell, a chubby, big-eared eunuch in a round-collared robe came forward and knelt down, stuttering, “This s-servant is here.”

Yuwen Lan said coldly, “Do you still remember who your master is? If you don’t want this position, I can find someone else.”

Pan Lu Hai had lost all colour in his face and could only keep bowing repeatedly, “This servant knows his wrong, this servant knows his wrong.”

Oh God, how was he supposed to know that Beauty Li had such a powerful backing?!

Everyone was still trembling with fear, becoming even more cautious and not daring to let out even a peep.

They all shuddered internally. Pan Lu Hai had been the head manager of the Internal Affairs Bureau for so many years, and yet today, he had actually fallen at the hands of a mere little Beauty.

Mere little Beauty?

Yuwen Lan frowned slightly and spoke again, “Fu Hai,”

Fu Hai quickly stepped forward, “This servant is here.”

“Announce,” Yuwen Lan looked at Yan Shu, every word spoken clearly, “Beauty Li Yan Shu, who pleases zhen greatly, is promoted to the position of Noble Concubine, bestowing Ganlu Palace.”

What?

Everyone was stunned.

Yan Shu herself was also dumbfounded.

P-Promoted to Noble Concubine?

And granted residence in the Ganlu Palace?

It was only Ren Dong, Lian Xin, Xiao Dongzi, and a few others who reacted first, congratulating her, “Congratulations, Lady Guifei!”

Others could only follow suit, saying, “Congratulating Her Ladyship Noble Concubine Li.”

Yuwen Lan looked at Yan Shu.

It seemed like it was only her who had forgotten to express her gratitude.

But then, he heard her click her tongue in her mind, [It’s over, I’ve truly become the public enemy of the entire harem now.]

Yuwen Lan, “???”

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The thrilling and bewildering night passed, and early the next morning, Yan Shu moved to Ganlu Palace.

Comparing it to Yongning Palace was like comparing night and day.

Ganlu Palace was the closest palace to Qianming Palace in the harem. Not only was it spacious and bright, but it also had an earth dragon, making it as warm as spring.

Ren Dong and the others were overjoyed, expressing their excitement, “Mistress, at last, the hard times are over and the good is just beginning! Sure enough, good things will come to good people; the heavens do not disappoint those with a sincere heart!”

Yan Shu sighed inwardly. This wasn’t the heavens not disappointing a sincere heart; it was more like the heavens were deliberately working against her!

Originally, she had just wanted to be a useless salted fish in the pond. But now, everyone in the harem would hate her to the core.

If the emperor were a normal man, it would be a different story. However, he wasn’t.

Yan Shu even harboured the suspicion over whether the emperor actually wanted to use her as a means to conceal the fact that he couldn’t participate in worldly affairs.

But he could choose anyone; why choose her? Why pick this pitiful little girl with no background and a distant and lowly natal family?

Of course, since the situation couldn’t be reversed anymore, she had no choice but to face it head-on.

In fact, after thinking about it, her living conditions had significantly improved and her status elevated, with even her monthly stipend increasing. Her family in An De County might also benefit by association. So, being a target might not be done in vain.

Unexpectedly, there was an even more pleasant surprise. After her promotion, the meals also became more satisfying.

Breakfast now included six different dishes paired with soup, porridge, and side dishes, all of them being different. Lunch also now had several more dishes than before.

Especially for dinner, the cherry pork was tender, sweet and fragrant, the roast chicken was fresh, spicy, and tender, the hanging oven roasted duck was fragrant, and the stuffed dace was extremely delicious.

Yan Shu almost wished that her mouth could be bigger, thoroughly enjoying and eating to her delight.

Well, considering there was so much delicious food, she reluctantly forgave the emperor for making her the scapegoat.

After a sumptuous dinner, night had fallen. Ren Dong and the others had already prepared hot water. Yan Shu moved to the bathing room and enjoyed a warm bath.

The bathing room was already warm, and Ren Dong added two more charcoal burners by the bathtub, making it even more comfortable.

After finishing her bath, Ren Dong even wanted to do her makeup.

Finding it odd, Yan Shu said, “I’m about to crawl into bed directly, why are you still bothering with makeup?”

The spacious Babu bed had several new mattresses piled up, looking soft and warm. Sleeping on it would undoubtedly be comfortable.

But Ren Dong blushed and said, “Just now, a message came from Qianming Palace, saying that His Majesty would come tonight. The lighting in this room is particularly good, so if you put on some makeup, His Majesty will definitely find it pleasing to the eyes.”

She even began to complain, “Mistress, seriously, you and His Majesty had already reached that stage, yet you still kept it a secret from this servant.”

Yan Shu, “…”

Reached that stage with the emperor? 

Wasn’t it just the emperor peeking at her, and her biting the emperor in return?

But he’s actually coming tonight?

While she was still in shock, a proclamation was heard outside, “Announcing His Majesty…”

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The author has something to say:

Emperor: Come, let us sleep together.

Yan Shu: ???

cherry pork

roast chicken

hanging oven roasted duck

stuffed dace

small face slapping moment HAHAHA

also if someone can tell me if there is a difference in ranks for 贵妃 and 贵仪 ?? i’ve differentiated them by putting guifei as noble consort and guiyi as noble concubine, but if there isn’t any difference i might just change it to consort instead.

SMCS Ch 35 — Eureka!

Perhaps because he felt as if my shrieks were somewhat abnormal, the butler tried his best to once again inquire about ways to head to the North.

However, the response remained unchanged.

Not only was there a problem with the bridge, but large trees had fallen here and there on the path toward the North, and there were many large potholes, so all the coachmen shook their heads saying that the journey wasn’t possible.

Alright, since I didn’t necessarily have to go North, changing my mind and heading to the border where Commander Leonon was could prove to be a much better decision.

It was a situation where I could disappear in a week, so it wasn’t a situation where I could afford to be picky about.

However, while the butler was trying to get more information and sent a few people to the Holy Knights Headquarters to inquire, all he received in response was another hopeless piece of information.

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Perhaps because he felt as if my shrieks were somewhat abnormal, the butler tried his best to once again inquire about ways to head to the North.

However, the response remained unchanged.

Not only was there a problem with the bridge, but large trees had fallen here and there on the path toward the North, and there were many large potholes, so all the coachmen shook their heads saying that the journey wasn’t possible.

Alright, since I didn’t necessarily have to go North, changing my mind and heading to the border where Commander Leonon was could prove to be a much better decision.

It was a situation where I could disappear in a week, so it wasn’t a situation where I could afford to be picky about.

However, while the butler was trying to get more information and sent a few people to the Holy Knights Headquarters to inquire, all he received in response was another hopeless piece of information.

“Apparently it will take a week to get to the place that the knights have been dispatched to. And even that’s on the premise that it’s a skilled rider who is able to ride a horse without stopping.”

“They say that during investigations, a protective barrier will be cast so that the general public are unable to enter. On the contrary, since it will be that safe, Commander Leonon will definitely not come to any harm. Please rest assured, my lady.”

Tearing at my innocent hair, I was unable to overcome my frustration and couldn’t help crying out, “How could things even turn out like this…!”

As a last resort, I even lowered myself to ask Winnard to send me to the border or to the North. But the only thing that came back was his familiar nagging.

“Did you already forget my words at being unable to intervene in a candidate’s situation?”

No, who would be like this because they didn’t know?!

At this point, he seemed less like my guide and more like a sentinel from hell who was driving me toward my death.

Although I appealed my desperation to Winnard through tears, he still calmly shook his head in the end.

“You said that you know ‘them’ better than anyone else. So, why don’t you make full use of that knowledge and experience that only you possess?”

He disappeared after leaving behind those words.

“And what should I do just because I know them better?!”

I let out an earth-shattering sigh and collapsed onto the sofa.

“Unless I’m able to sell the shares of someone new, this situation is simply one without an answer…”

Huh? Hold on.

My mouth stopped moving by itself for a moment.

After staring blankly into space for a moment, I got up from my seat and swung open the door of the study.

I saw someone nearby right at that moment. It was Joy, who had been circling around me anxiously, watching me almost go out of my mind.

“What’s going on, my lady? Can I help you with anything?”

Kind eyes full of concern stared at me. I looked into her eyes and shouted urgently, “Please prepare a carriage for me to head to the capital!”

“T-The capital?”

“Yep! Right now!”

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pls do not share this anywhere or u will always stub ur toe when u walk past a door frame !! this translation has been stolen from mioscorner.com, pls only read there i’m begging u :kneels:

That’s right. The reason I came here was to use literally everything I had in me.

In other words, it was to utilise my ‘reader ability’!

After hearing Winnard’s words and carefully reflecting on them, it finally occurred to me that in addition to Leonon and Periot, there could still be many more people that ‘they’ would be enthusiastic about.

Therefore…

“Although I’m not sure about any other places, there will definitely be people here whose stocks will sell.”

I looked with determination at the tall buildings towering behind the large castle walls.

The Imperial Palace.

An icon of the empire, built in the very heart of the capital, rumoured to have no place within it that wasn’t breathtakingly beautiful.

The reason I came here again was because the imperial palace was one of the most important places that couldn’t be left out of the romance fantasy genre.

The source of all events and romance, the centre of schemes and intrigue!

The victory festival was still in full swing in the capital, so the area near the imperial palace was also still full of carriages. I nodded with conviction.

“As long as you walk around here, you’re bound to bump into one or two of them.”

Whether it’s the youthful blond-haired duke with limitless power to do anything he wants, or the sweet crown prince with long hair who likes to hide his identity and visit the restaurants of the commoners!

I stood against the wall and began to observe the people who came and went nonstop with eyes of a hawk. I wanted to wipe my sweat that was about to drip down due to my cape that had a large hood, but I pressed down the urge.

Although it was unclear whether I’d be able to meet someone who could help me sell shares like this, it still beat sitting in my mansion and doing nothing.

And if nothing else, it was still a situation where my life was at stake, so of course I had to do something!

Moreover, there were a higher probability of events occurring in the capital rather than in Aurea, where I lived, so it would also be easier for me to sell shares.

So, starting from today, I’d go undercover!

…was the decision I made which only lasted for a moment.

After only waiting for less than half a day, I faced my first major crisis.

“We’ve come after receiving a report that there was a suspicious person wandering around the Imperial Palace.”

Palace guards with stern expressions soon surrounded me.

At some point, a rumour I had heard at the tea party soon came to my mind. It was the fact thatthe  imperial palace was a place that boasted of the highest level of security. 

“I-I’m not a suspicious person!”

After all my efforts, I was finally released after proving my identity.

But of course, I couldn’t give up on my plan just because of a setback like this!

“Please don’t come any closer than this.”

That’s right, even in the face of all odds, I will never give up…

“I’ll have to detain you if you keep this up.”

…Ah, I give up.

As if it was their final warning, the guards glared at me once more with chilling eyes. It was with an energy that seemed to say they really would arrest me if I didn’t listen to their orders this time.

In the end, I was pushed to hide far away from the imperial palace behind a towering tree, holding back my tears, “Just let me off the hook and treat it as if you were saving someone’s life…!”

At this point, it felt as if the entire universe was wishing for my disappearance.

If I couldn’t get near the imperial palace, then I had no choice but to find someplace else. It was when I turned around with a heavy sigh as if the very ground beneath me had fallen through, like a person who had a heavy stone in their heart.

On the other side of the path, I saw a familiar face hurriedly walking towards some place.

“…Isn’t that Sable?”

My rival, Sable Lily, had a frighteningly stoic face. Though of course, I was the only one who thought that we were rivals…

Today, the atmosphere surrounding her was completely different to that of her at the ball, which had seemed kind, and also my first impression of her, who had been smiling chillingly like a person straight out of a horror movie.

She must have also been aware of the change of rules, so I wonder how she had chosen to respond?

She had already sold a lot of shares in the first place, so it wouldn’t have been a big deal for her, right? Or… was she just as nervous as I am?

As I watched her back slowly recede, I slowly lifted the hood that I had slipped off due to the heat. 

Then, I started to follow her quietly from behind.

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She continued to walk non-stop, gradually leaving the palace far behind her.

Half an hour must have passed. The path gradually became narrower and narrower, to the point where not even a single carriage could pass; and soon, a different scene soon unfolded before me.

A river filled with trash floating in it and a stench that assaulted my nostrils. Although there were shoddy looking stepping stones in place, the other side of the river was covered with thick bushes, to the point where you couldn’t even see the path ahead.

Despite it being a hideous sight that made it hard to believe this place was somewhere that existed within the capital, Sable didn’t seem flustered at all and continued to move with a practiced familiarity through the bushes.

I also proceeded to rush after her for fear of forgetting her footsteps. Cuts soon appeared here and there on the backs of my hand due to the sharp thorns of the bushes, but I couldn’t stop.

Not long after, a large building soon appeared in front of me.

The old walls were full of messy graffiti that made me wonder if it was an abandoned building. Apart from that, there were also ditches full of dirty sewage flowing around here and there. 

Even though I tiptoed carefully in case I trudged into the sewage, the bottom of my dress had already been soaked with dirty water.

There was a large sign hanging at the entrance to the building, but it was so worn and tattered that I couldn’t even read what it said.

Unlike me, Sable, who had managed to avoid the dirty puddles and sharp thorns, arrived in front of the building and quickly knocked on the door with a touch of urgency.

After a while, the silhouette of a large man soon appeared.

I hurriedly hid behind a thick bush that was as tall as a person and secretly peeked at them.

It was hard for me to see them since the bushes blocked my view, and I could barely hear them either since I had hid so far away. Only after focusing all my attention on them was I able to somewhat pick up the vague sound of voices that seemed to be arguing.

“…hurry up and guide me.”

“I already told you, but your position…”

“Don’t tell me you’re going to conceal that request since you received that nonsense…”

Just what on earth were they talking about?

As I continued to listen intently and took another step further into the pushes, I suddenly felt something squishy under my toes.

As soon as I froze and looked down at my feet, I spotted a snake that was coiled up, baring its sharp fangs at me.

Hic…!”

Just as I was about to scream unconsciously.

“Shush.”

A large hand suddenly came out of nowhere and covered my mouth.

At the same time, a sharp dagger was thrust into the snake’s open mouth like the wind with a schwing sound.

Just as the long, disgusting body of the beast, which had seemed ready to rush out at any moment, collapsed, the sound of a young man’s voice rang softly in my ears at the same time.

“Oh, that sister keeps coming back to find us even though she says she doesn’t want to accept anymore commissions. How troublesome.”

Then came the sound of him clicking his tongue softly.

Sister? Are you perhaps talking about Sable? 

…More importantly, just who is this man?

While my mouth was still glued shut and my frozen eyelids blinked a few times, the hood the man was wearing was suddenly blown off by a sudden gust of wind.

I even forgot to blink my eyes for a moment.

Beautiful silver hair that seemed to have been dyed by moonlight fluttered softly before my eyes. Red eyes that sparkled like pomegranates also mesmerisingly hooked one’s gaze.

Ding dong!

「‘Person who risks their life for silver hair and red eyes’ purchases 30,000 shares for the first time. It’s a new record!」

「I came after hearing the news that this is a must-visit restaurant with silver hair and red eyes.」

When I saw the number on the screen, I almost lost consciousness for a moment.

One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand… 

Oh, heavens. Oh my goodness.

Forcibly tensing my legs that seemed to be getting weaker, I counted the number of zeroes once more.

One! Ten! Hundred! Thousand! Ten thousand!

It was really in the ten thousands.

And it was even 30,000!

Is this the feeling a dying beggar would have if someone offered them a helping hand? My breathing became labored, and moist tears soon welled up in my eyes.

Meanwhile, the man began to scan the place with his eyes like jewels and proceeded to examine me.

As soon as the face with slightly raised corners of his lips came into view through the transparent system window, I involuntarily let out a gasp.

It was my first time seeing such a good looking face.

No, actually, it would be more accurate to say that he went beyond being just good looking and had an appearance that simply mesmerised everyone.

There was not even a single blemish on his pure white skin, even the mole under his eye was captivating.

He had a youthful face, as if he had just come out of adolescence, but I could see from his broad shoulders and tall stature that he was not just some teenage boy.

“But Sister, who are you?”

Even I wanted to ask him that.

…Then who are you?!

But at that moment, Sable seemed to have sensed our presence and turned around.

“Damn, we’re in big trouble.”

He suddenly grabbed my hand and started to run away.

“Sister, run!”

As if those words had cast a spell on me, I also started to run as hard as I could. That sparkling silver hair shone before my eyes like a mirage.

Although I quickly became out of breath, I gritted my teeth and continued to run as fast as I could.

The unidentified man who couldn’t be recongised, turned his head back at me and smiled sweetly, “Sister, you actually run quite well?!”

Ding dong!

「‘Person who risks their life for silver hair and red eyes’ purchases an additional 30,000 shares.」

「That mole under his eye is unbelievably precious. Let’s register it as a world cultural heritage.」

…No, this sister doesn’t care who you are.

You cute and lovely little gold mine!

Eureka.

This is eureka!


author’s note

the current sign-up period for the gathering is open. (1/99999) for your information, i also… am registered. (shy)


naver comments

pt12
but commander leonon has been the only one who has pursued her from the beginning… ha… my first share… should i buy more hereㅠㅠㅠ

ding dong parcel delivery
person who risks their life for silver hair and red eyes (2/100000)

and the final ml on the cover has appeared !! enter in puppy dog younger ml heehee^^

SMCS Ch 34 — No, This Can’t Be Happening!

Having stayed up all night with her eyes wide open, Lorella quietly got off the bed and parted the curtain slightly. Outside her window, dawn was breaking. 

As she looked at the sky getting brighter little by little, the last conversation she had with Winnard came back vividly to her mind.

“I really don’t know what’s going to happen from now on. So steel your heart and focus only on selling shares.”

However, what stuck in her mind more than anything else were the words, “There are a lot of people who are already getting bored.”

When she had been in the ‘observer position’, she had left without any hesitation once something she didn’t like had come out. To the point where she even left comments like, ‘I’m getting bored, what can you do.’

That’s why Winnard’s words had a heavier weight to them. Since she knew what sort of feelings they would have more than anyone else.

Although she wasn’t sure if it’ll be in a week, a month, tomorrow, or right now, if she doesn’t sell stocks like crazy, then her life really would be in danger.

Lorella tightened her grip on the window frame.

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Having stayed up all night with her eyes wide open, Lorella quietly got off the bed and parted the curtain slightly. Outside her window, dawn was breaking. 

As she looked at the sky getting brighter little by little, the last conversation she had with Winnard came back vividly to her mind.

“I really don’t know what’s going to happen from now on. So steel your heart and focus only on selling shares.”

However, what stuck in her mind more than anything else were the words, “There are a lot of people who are already getting bored.”

When she had been in the ‘observer position’, she had left without any hesitation once something she didn’t like had come out. To the point where she even left comments like, ‘I’m getting bored, what can you do.’

That’s why Winnard’s words had a heavier weight to them. Since she knew what sort of feelings they would have more than anyone else.

Although she wasn’t sure if it’ll be in a week, a month, tomorrow, or right now, if she doesn’t sell stocks like crazy, then her life really would be in danger.

Lorella tightened her grip on the window frame.

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Apart from her whole mind being filled with selling shares, her daily life became even busier. This was thanks to the fact that she had attended the palace banquet and had gotten to know a lot more people.

It was Marchioness Grace Erne’s banquet that she had been waiting for with a heavy heart.

“Greetings, Lady Lorella. Welcome to you as well, Commander Leonon.”

The Marchioness welcomed the two of us who had arrived on time.

“Greetings, Marchioness Grace. Thank you for extending an invitation toward me.”

Leonon greeted her back with his usual gentle and valiant manner.

“It’s an honour for me to see you again, Marchioness.”

Lorella followed after him with an impeccably polite greeting of her own. However, for a moment, the Marchioness, blankly stared at her, who seemed oddly unlike herself.

She somehow felt completely different from when she was at the ball. Back then, she had seemed cheerful and lively, but today, her face seemed to be filled with sadness for some reason. 

Not only that, but her eyes were bloodshot, as if she hadn’t slept at all in days. 

‘She must be nervous.’

Having come to that conclusion, the Marchioness led her in affectionately, thinking that she should take extra care of her today.

“My thanks to the two of you for coming. Come on in.”

Not long after the two were ushered into the reception room, even the last of the guests finally arrived. After chatting and enjoying a light appetiser, the dinner finally began in earnest.

Delicious food and rare wines were laid out on a long table.

In the large dining room, where many bright crystal lamps were hung, the sound of people chatting happily rang out non-stop.

“Lady Lorella, listen to this too. The pie that our mansion’s chef is so proud of… Oh my, now that I think about it, you are the most renowned dessert entrepreneur in Aurea. It’s me that is ashamed for being so proud.”

Lorella, who was unusually silent while everyone was chatting happily, shook her head in a hurry at the words of the Marchioness.

“Not at all. It’s very delicious.”

Grace, the organiser of the gathering, took extremely good care of Lorella, who seemed to be particularly listless throughout the dinner. Though of course, she wasn’t the only one who paid attention to every one of Lorella’s actions.

“You have to tell me if you’re not feeling well.”

Leonon, who could not take his eyes off Lorella for even a moment, spoke in a small voice that could only be heard by the two of them. She would give a small smile and thank him every time, then stare into space as if she were somewhat embarrassed.

Their appearance looked so affectionate that it even aroused the envious gazes of the young ladies around them.

However, at the same time, it was enough to invite someone’s jealousy.

Just like it was right now.

“Miss Lorella. I’m so glad to see you like this today.”

A young lady sitting across from Lorella raised a corner of her mouth at an angle and spoke loudly as if for everyone to hear. 

“I would also like a chance to get to know you, Lorella. My uncle, Count Cheryl, will be having a hunting contest soon, so why don’t you come with me?”

Then, she hurriedly covered her mouth with an exaggerated gesture, as if she had made a mistake. 

“Oh my, I brought up such pointless words. Since the hunting grounds borders the North, I’m sure Duke Periot will also be invited as well…”

She acted like it was a mistake, yet her face was already filled with a malicious smile.

“I’ll pretend this proposal never happened then. I can’t possibly bring any trouble to Miss Lorella.”

Sure enough, that was what she meant to do. Since she wanted to see her embarrassed face as she brought up her ex-husband’s name while everyone was paying attention to her.

Commander Leonon was acting so sweetly that it seemed like he was unaware that she was a divorced duchess, so she also wanted to take this opportunity to make it clear to him.

Just like she had expected, the sound of whispering came from here and there as those that were in the know informed those who were unaware of what was happening.

It was when the woman lifted her wine glass gracefully with a satisfied expression on her face. 

“So when is it?!”

An urgent voice came from Lorella’s mouth.

“…Pardon?”

“I asked you when it would be. I really want to go!”

Two brightly sparkling eyes and a slightly flushed face.

Anyone could see that it was clear she had just been waiting for her to say those words. The young lady couldn’t comprehend her unexpected reaction, so she was unable to give her a response straight away.

“Are you going to send me an official invitation? I’ll be waiting for it, so please do me a favour. No, since we’re on the topic right now, please let me know the date of when it will be held.”

“No, that…”

“Don’t tell me, was all that talk about you inviting me just nonsense?”

“H-How could that be? If Miss Lorella wants to, then…”

The woman could only reply reluctantly, the furrow between her brow deepening. However, Lorella didn’t stop there and continued to ask when the exact date would be. After finding out that it would be three months later, she even expressed her deep disappointment.

Thanks to this, the woman couldn’t add anything else.

The dinner hall, which had quietened down for a while, soon returned to a pleasant atmosphere, as if it had always been that way.

Within that harmonious atmosphere, Marchioness Grace, who knew of Lorella’s situation, clicked her touch inwardly.

‘I had been worried since she seemed to feel intimidated, but contrary to my expectations, she seemed to be a lady that had a stronger mental fortitude than I imagined.’

In order to survive in high society, one had to know when to retaliate against the opponent at certain times. However, that was only possible after having years of experience.

‘She could even become the centre of high society in the future.’

With a faint smile on her face, she took a sip of her wine after nodding her head slightly.

It was a conclusion she could come to only because she remained unaware of the ‘inside story’ on Lorella’s situation.

Specifically the fact that she had to meet not only Leonon but also Periot at all costs… no, rather, it was her desperation and urgency in never missing an opportunity to sell her shares.

* * *

The enjoyable dinner banquet ended without any further incidents, with the attendees soon heading home.

Leonon and Lorella bid farewell once again to the Marchioness and climbed into the Holy Knights Headquarter’s carriage that had been waiting for them in front.

As soon as the wheels started moving, Lorella asked with her eyes shining, “Thank you for coming to escort me like this every time, Commander. In order to pay you back for the favour, there is a place I’d really like to take you. If you let me know when your earliest day off is, I’ll be able to send you an invitation just in time.”

Although she was planning on delivering that letter directly herself, she didn’t bother to mention such a fact to him.

At that, Leonon seemed to ponder over something for a moment before letting out a small sigh, “Now that I think about it, it might be difficult for me to see you for a while.”

“Pardon? W-Why?” Lorella asked back, unable to hide her astonishment at the news that was like a bolt from the blue to her.

“There have been reports of the corpse of a monster appearing near the border, so it seems like I’ll have to go and investigate it for myself.”

“What?!”

“I’ll definitely come and find you as soon as I get back. Oh, when that time comes, should the two of us… have a meal together?”

Unlike him, who spoke with a slight blush, Lorella’s complexion became increasingly pale.

“…When will you be coming back?”

“It’s hard to say. There’s some distance from here to the border, and there’s a lot of work for me to do, so I’ll probably be back in a month or so.”

As soon as he finished giving his reply, a loud voice suddenly rang out, “No way!”

Startled by the loud sound, Leonon stared at her. He couldn’t even ask her what was wrong. Since his vision was filled with a tearful face and eyes that seemed to leak falling dewdrops. 

“To think that I won’t be able to see you for so long…”

At that moment, his heart started to beat in a way that couldn’t be described with words.

‘Are you that sad at the thought of not being able to see me for a month…?’

As soon as that thought popped into his head, the sound of his heart grew louder, as if it had only been waiting, and continued to thud loudly in his ear.

“Please don’t be too upset. I will keep consistently writing back to you.”

Although he was sorry to see such a sorrowful and tear-filled face, on the other hand, he was rather happy and as a result, couldn’t keep his joyous smile off his face.

“If you look at it like that, then a month will fly by before you know it.”

He continued to comfort and soothe her, but only one thought lingered in his mind.

‘I really… don’t want to go.’

* * *

Late at night, when everyone was already in bed.

“No. It can’t go like this!”

The desperate cries of someone who still couldn’t sleep continued to echo in the study of the Mayred Mansion.

It was Lorella who was shouting to the point where her clenched fists were trembling.

The timing couldn’t be more ironic. To think that in such a desperate situation, even Commander Leonon would be absent.

There were even a few times she even tore her hair out from the overwhelming despair.

“Okay, now that it’s come to this, there’s no helping it anymore.”

With her bloodshot eyes wide open, she shouted loudly, “Let’s go to the North!”

She never dreamed that she would return to the North, which she had left with her own two feet, like this. However, now was not the time to discuss such technicalities.

If she could just sell stocks, she’d be willing to even head into hell.

Rather, if we were to be honest, she even felt extremely fortunate to have Periot.

Lorella left the study with a stiff expression and headed in the direction of the bedroom.

‘As soon as the sun rises tomorrow, I must ask the butler to arrange for a carriage to the North at once.’

It was as if she could finally see the light on the horizon.

She lay in her bed, clutching her blanket tightly, her eyes wide open in the dark.

…But just half a day later.

Another heartbreaking cry came out of the mouth of her, who had just been full of hope not too long ago.

“No!”

It took only an instance for hope to quickly turn into despair. Even more so when faced with something completely unexpected.

“This won’t do. I have to go to the North!”

“Please calm down, my lady,” The butler was having a hard time trying to calm her down as she kept repeating the same thing over and over again, like someone who had just lost their mind.

“This is the first time in decades that such a major flood has occurred. It was so severe that the entire bridge that is used to head to the north was destroyed.”

“Ah…”

Lorella collapsed onto the sofa, letting out a groan of despair. But she soon raised her head and looked at the butler with sparkling eyes.

“Then what about the other routes going there? Since it doesn’t matter how far I have to travel!”

Has she ever wanted to meet Periot so desperately?

No, this has never happened before. She had never even had the thought of wanting to see him.

But now, it was different. She felt like she was going to die if she didn’t meet him – and maybe she really would die if she didn’t. So she had to go and see Periot; even if it meant having to ride on horseback herself!

Lorella clenched her molars to steel her resolve.

If she urged the horse on by reducing her time to eat and sleep, it would be possible for her to save some time.

So it was too early for her to fall into despair…

“In any case, I looked into it already, but all the other paths going there are in the same situation.”

The highly proficient butler casually smashed down even the smallest possibility without any hesitation.

“Since the largest bridge has collapsed, theres no way the smaller ones could have fared any better. Since it was deemed impossible to launch a boat into the river due to the strong currents, even the small ferries withdrew as well.”

Damn it. Just why is this guy’s life not going as planned!? Why?!

“Then can we at least send a letter somehow? To tell Periot that I really want to see him…!”

“The postman’s carriage would be the same as well, my lady. How could the post be delivered when all the roads have collapsed?”

Uwahhhh…!

In the end, Lorella buried her head in her lap, cradling her face.

“No, this can’t be happening…!”

The butler looked at her, who was almost beginning to wail, and let out a small sigh. He had no idea and couldn’t understand why she suddenly decided to go to the North.

“This can’t be happening, uhuhuhu!

“My deepest apologies, my lady.”

But he couldn’t even ask what her reasoning was in front of Lorella, who was screaming as if the world was ending, so he just simply resigned to bowing his head as if it was all his fault.

tl: UWAHHHHH–

author’s note


naver comments

happ***
damn… still, it would be better to find out how to sell stocks as the female lead alone. i was a little nervous about her selling stocks only when she was with the male lead (candidates)…

dead PC
there’s only one more person who hasn’t been introduced from the novel’s synopsis! you should get entangled with him and sell his shares too!!! isn’t it time for the ‘reckless head of the guild’ to slowly appear so we can find out who he is?!!!

whether it’s the new face or it’s revealed that the guide npc winnard was actually a capture target as well HAHAHFESKL

oh, of course, i was investing in leonon, but as soon as the sarella stock appeared on the market, i immediately withdrew and went all in lol sable, you’re the best of the best & lorella, i’ll protect you forever! i really can’t see either of them disappearing…

damn idk why this chapter was all in third person but i hope the author goes back to first person, just bc it just feels way more natural to tl

also poor lorella HAHAAH neither of her ml candidates will be here after the life changing rule change but like the korean comments said, def means new faces and our final ml candidate !! (or is it HEHEHEH)

also, for those that are feeling sorry for the ml candidates who lorella isn’t rlly placing her feelings on (tbh it can feel like she’s treating them like they’re not ppl which is understandable since her life is at stake here, it isn’t as if she’s doing this of her own free will) our girl does grow and she does grow less callous abt this. we see this change in her with both leonon and periot with her exploring her relationships with them as a result of selling shares, but she does come to understand them more. these few chapters may be a short reprieve and regression of her treating them more like mere share sellers tho just bc the fact that she could disappear if she doesn’t sell more shares is once again emphasised to her.

IBVIAAN Ch 67 — Shall We At Least Sleep While Holding Hands?

“Hmm~? Seems like my little brother must have chosen ‘power’ then.”

Hiding me in his arms, as if to protect me from Frody, Lecht glared at him. “You don’t seem to have understood that I haven’t chosen either of them.” He retorted, but Frody merely hummed leisurely. 

At his appearance that seemed to head in Song Ara’s direction again, I hurriedly went in that direction first. However, there was someone who moved faster than me. 

“You should leave now, Sir Frody.” The butler, who had moved to next to the rose in an instant, brought Song Ara into his arms first and shot a cold look at Frody. 

Muso joined him by his side in an instant, threateningly whipping up the winter wind surrounding them. It was clear how much of his own feelings he had put into it as the wind blew away not only the scent of roses around us but also the scent of Frody’s gold osmanthus.

Frody let out a snort at Muso and Tanma’s sharp reaction, “The mongrel of this house is always impatient since they can’t devour me.”

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Hmm~? Seems like my little brother must have chosen ‘power’ then.”

Hiding me in his arms, as if to protect me from Frody, Lecht glared at him. “You don’t seem to have understood that I haven’t chosen either of them.” He retorted, but Frody merely hummed leisurely. 

At his appearance that seemed to head in Song Ara’s direction again, I hurriedly went in that direction first. However, there was someone who moved faster than me. 

“You should leave now, Sir Frody.” The butler, who had moved to next to the rose in an instant, brought Song Ara into his arms first and shot a cold look at Frody. 

Muso joined him by his side in an instant, threateningly whipping up the winter wind surrounding them. It was clear how much of his own feelings he had put into it as the wind blew away not only the scent of roses around us but also the scent of Frody’s gold osmanthus.

Frody let out a snort at Muso and Tanma’s sharp reaction, “The mongrel of this house is always impatient since they can’t devour me.”

He had only simplified his words, meaning to deprecate both Tanma and Muso. In particular, I knew that Frody enjoyed calling Muso, the half demon, something that insinuated at his status of a ‘half blood’. He knew that being half human had been a complex for Muso, so he deliberately clung onto that part. 

Sure enough, Muso’s face turned red when he heard the word ‘mongrel’.

“You bast…!”

“Muso!”

I quickly stopped Muso before he made a mistake and talked to Frody. Since Frody stimulating Muso was clearly to build up what he needed to do.

“It seems like you’ve finished confirming what you wanted to confirm, so why don’t you go back now? Next time you want to see me or Song Ara, make sure to make an appointment first instead of coming so rudely.”

“…”

“Do you have anything else to say?”

In response to my question, Frody glanced at me and Lecht, then let out an expressionless ‘hmm’, shaking his head.

“Seems like you didn’t listen to my warning either, Saintess.”

“It’s because you tend to spill things that aren’t worth listening to.”

Frody smiled as if to hide his emotions and started to draw a teleportation circle under his feet, “Who knows if you’ll regret it later?”

It was something along the same lines as what he had said to me when we had met at the Great Temple the other day. 

I snorted a little in amusement as I watched Frody being consumed by the light of the teleportation circle and disappearing.

“He acts like he knows everything, and if he doesn’t provoke the other person, it’s like he’ll develop a rash or something. It’s seriously so absurd.”

Lecht chuckled at what I said in a huff, “It’s because he’s someone who’s unable to accept the fact that he’s now under someone in hierarchy.”

“I’m sure one day he’ll get caught up in that arrogance.”

“Maybe he will,” Lecht spoke in a voice that showed he wasn’t very interested in the topic and brushed his hand through my hair.

Meanwhile, Muso and Tanma approached us.

“Is Ara alright?”

“Yes, it looks like she really just fell asleep.”

There was a slight glow in Butler Tanma’s pink eye on his right side as he checked on Song Ara. Come to think of it, apparently the butler’s ability was something like x-ray vision.

“Mmm…”

When I saw Ara talking in her sleep while in Tanma’s arms, I felt relieved. It was amazing that she could sleep amidst all this commotion.

Just when I thought that we should hurry up and put her to bed, Muso came up to me with a grin, “Your Majesty! Why was the rose like that?”

“Who knows. I’m not sure, but… could it be that Frody tampered with it?”

No matter how much I mulled over it, I couldn’t pinpoint when exactly Frody had touched it. However, due to his confidence and ease, many of my doubts did not go away easily.

Just when, where, and how had you tampered with the rose?

“Muso, would you mind running one errand for me?”

“Yes! Please just order me to do anything!”

“What you saw here today… could you please go to the Great Temple of the Moon God and inform Lydia?”

“Tell Lydia noona?”

I looked at the rose, which was glowing faintly, and Song Ara, who was sleeping in Tanma’s arms. 

“Like whether it’s possible for something that was made from a piece of someone’s soul to react to other people’s souls, or if it was possible for someone to manipulate the rose, et cetera. Please ask Lydia to investigate this.”

I also planned to investigate on my own in the demon realm. However, if we used the Lunar religion’s information power as well, the investigation could reach a wider scope as well.

“Aha! Yes, I will relay that to her!”

“You can also help Lydia if it’s needed.”

“Yes!”

Muso, who had answered bravely, immediately strode away with an excited look on his face.

Not long after he left the rose garden, a wyvern flew out of the garden.

“I’m not sure if he’ll encounter any discerning human eyes when he goes.”

Tanma had cast illusion magic at the last moment, but I was still nervous since that brat was always so clumsy. Nevertheless, he was still someone capable who was guaranteed by both Tanma and Lecht, so I just trusted him and left it up to him.

“Then, shall we go back as well?”

As I spoke while holding Lecht’s hand tightly, he pulled that hand closer to him and spoke in a whisper that Tanma couldn’t hear, “To our room?”

Seeing him acting so sneakily due to his treacherous intentions, I laughed and shook my head, “Next time. If I’m so worried about the current situation, how can I focus all of my attention on you?”

“…Sure enough, I shouldn’t have kept that guy alive 100 years ago.”

At Lecht’s murmurs that were full of sincerity, I became shocked despite the fact that it wasn’t directed at me. 

However, I hugged his waist tightly, since the only thing that would be good to be angry about here was Frody, and said, “Then, shall we at least hold hands and sleep?”

“…Sometimes, you are even crueller.”

Lecht’s tone that was full of sincere resentment caused me to burst into laughter.

“Next time, I will actually allow Lecht to do whatever he wants, so let’s just go back and sleep for today.”

Perhaps because those words soothed him internally, the corners of Lecht’s mouth rose. 

“Let’s go,” he said in a calm voice and embraced me.

We returned to the Demon King’s Palace with Butler Tanma, who was looking at us with inexplicable joy.

* * *

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Even if the investigation was done secretly, I thought the case with Frody could be closed just like that. 

However, if there was one thing that I had overlooked, then it was the rumours that were bound to spread.

“You know that child that appeared next to Her Majesty? The child named ‘Song Ara’. Did you hear about how that child is actually Her Majesty’s reincarnation?”

Heok. Did you hear about that too? But isn’t that just a rumour that’s going around since her hair is black?”

Recently, whenever a group of three or more people gathered together, the Demon King’s Palace would be filled with that topic only.

Solte tried desperately to keep these conversations from my ears, but it was all to no avail. 

When I opened the window, the knights passing by below would be talking about it, and when I took a break in the garden, the maids who were passing by without knowing I was there would also talk about it. They would quickly shut their mouths upon catching sight of me, but nothing could hide the curiosity that was shining in their eyes.

“Don’t worry about it. It’s just nonsense that will disappear quickly.”

Woof! Woof!

Tanma, who was concerned about me, would offer me comfort, while Kelber also never left my side. Although he had bandages all over him since he had gotten injured in the fight with Frody’s pet snake, he still persisted in following me around.

“It’s simply the passing sound of those who like spreading nonsense with their mouths.”

Woof! Woof! Woof!”

“Butler, I’m alright,” I comforted Tanma, who was clearly feeling apologetic at the fact that he wasn’t able to punish them all. “It’s obvious that Frody’s spies who were planted in various areas were the ones who blew wind into the ears of those who like gossip.”

The garden had been completely turned upside down due to the fight between Kelber and Frody’s snake, so everyone knew that something had happened. But in reality, there was no possibility of anyone overhearing what had happened.

Nevertheless, the only accurate rumour that was going around were the words that Frody had deliberately let slip. Although it bothered me a little, I hadn’t thought it was anything for me to worry about.

Eonnie!”

Moreover, there was nothing to worry about since Song Ara herself didn’t seem to pay attention to any of the gossip.

“How are you feeling? Is it alright for you to go outside already?”

“After taking the medicine that eonnie prepared for me and sleeping well for a few days, I’m completely fine now!”

Song Ara had suffered from body aches since that day. 

No matter how I thought about it, it seemed like Frody had used his ability on her… there was no doubt about it in my heart. It was an inevitable suspicion since my trust in Frody was at an all-time low.

“I’ve been dying to do something after staying in my room all the time and finally couldn’t stand it any longer. I ended up coming out since I wanted to take a walk with eonnie.”

According to Song Ara’s words, she had wanted to take a walk, but she was sitting with me and laughing instead.

“I’m glad you slept well,” I said to Song Ara while I straightened out her messy hair. “Muso and Lecht are currently looking into all possible ways for you to return.”

“I know. Eonnie and everyone else are working so hard. That’s why I’m so thankful to you all.” Song Ara leaned her forehead against my shoulder and nuzzled into it, ignoring the fact that I had just tidied up her bangs, “But I’ll miss you when I go back, eonnie. I have three older brothers, so I’ve always really wanted to have an older sister.”

“You older brothers must be extremely worried about you now.”

Mm… My older brothers are all extremely overbearing, so it might be a big problem now. I don’t know whether they’ve turned my school and tutoring academy upside down or not.”

While she grumbled about her family, Song Ara accepted the juice that Tanma had prepared for us with both hands.

“Thank you! Oh, that’s right, Butler. I wanted to ask you.” After taking a sip of the juice, Song Ara licked her lips with her tongue and asked, “Do you not use your eyepatch anymore? Did you throw it away?”

“You’re asking about… the eyepatch?”

“Yes. Even if you wear an eyepatch, it should have no effect on the Butler’s ability to ‘see’.”

At the words she had added while deliciously gulping down the juice, Tanma glanced at me for a moment before saying, “I decided to take it off after hearing that my uniqueness will bring good luck. The eyepatch I used to use… is probably somewhere on my table.”

“Oh, that’s true. An odd eye is rather unique.”

Saying it was cool, Song Ara gave him a thumbs up and continued to gulp down the juice. 

I was also about to laugh at the conversation between the two adorable people and drink juice when I stopped. There was something doubtful about Song Ara’s question.

“Ara. How did you know that the butler used to wear an eyepatch?”

According to Muso, the butler began to wear a monocle instead of an eyepatch 100 years ago after listening to what I told him. Since then, he had never taken out his eyepatch. 

So there was no opportunity for Song Ara to see the butler with an eyepatch on. 

It was the same for me too.

But when she asked about the whereabouts of the eyepatch, I couldn’t help but have questions. 

Although it was a question I had just asked out of curiosity, Song Ara’s eyes wavered for a moment, “Pardon? Oh, you used to wear one… that’s something that I heard.”

Who would dare to grab Song Ara and suddenly tell her, ‘The butler used to wear an eyepatch’?

“Well, Muso oppa told me that. Muso oppa tells me a lot of different things!” Song Ara added, “Muso oppa also told me how eonnie and the Demon King were in love 100 years ago… that’s when I heard about it!”

“Oh, Muso did…”

That’s believable. Muso would have been so excited he would’ve told all sorts of stories. He was a guy who could talk extremely well, so why did the situation send a chill down my spine? 

“That punk really does talk a lot.”

“He talked about a lot of things! And even though he pretends to be extremely tough, isn’t he inwardly quite delicate?”

Mm, yes he is.”

At my response, Song Ara’s shoulders relaxed. It was the appearance of an innocent student who was nervous about being caught in a lie and then being relieved they weren’t. 

The feeling that had poked my heart began to spread throughout my entire body. I had been in a state of disarray due to the incident with the rose, so I couldn’t just pretend I didn’t know. 

“But Ara.”

“Yes!”

“Are you hiding something from me?”

“Pardon…?”

The child’s shoulders, which had relaxed at my question suddenly tensed up again, her pupils trembling as she faced me. She was a child that was so pure she wasn’t even able to lie.

“Do you perhaps… have memories of your past life?” 

It was merely one of my guesses.

“Oh, t-that’s…”

However, Song Ara became flustered and her gaze wavered. She only uttered exclamations that weren’t words such as ‘ah, uh’.

Seeing that, I became certain of it.

“You really do have them, those memories.”

Eonnie, that’s…”

“And… in those memories, Lecht is by your side.”

“…”

“The Saintess ‘Ara’ from 100 years ago… turned out to be you.”

The expression on Song Ara’s changed to one that was akin to her crying, and my heart proceeded to sink with a thud, since that look was enough for an answer.


sorry for taking so long to update this series but i finally knocked one out !! now getting a sense of crisis since the manhwa is moving at such a fast pace GHSLFKJD

SMCS Ch 33 — Whose Turn Will It Be Next?

Another sunny morning dawned as I woke up early like I usually did.

“Miss, you must be tired, so why don’t you sleep a little longer?”

Joy, who was helping me out in the morning, cautiously suggested to me, but I shook my head in refusal. It was because I had a lot of things to do.

First, I had to write thank you letters to Countess Lewen, who had spoken kindly to me and introduced me to so many people, as well as Marchioness Grace Erne, who had extended an invitation to me to attend her banquet.

Of course, it went without saying that Commander Leonon, who accompanied me that night, would receive one as well.

Although I was sending one out with sincere feelings of gratitude, even if that wasn’t the case, I still knew that it would be basic courtesy in high society to do so.

Despite being locked away, that didn’t mean that I hadn’t seen or learned anything from the Duke’s residence in those two years. I talked to a maid and prepared a small gift as well.

After painstakingly writing so many letters, the morning had already quickly passed.

But I still had no time to rest.

After having a quick lunch, I headed straight to Leah’s store.

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Another sunny morning dawned as I woke up early like I usually did.

“Miss, you must be tired, so why don’t you sleep a little longer?”

Joy, who was helping me out in the morning, cautiously suggested to me, but I shook my head in refusal. It was because I had a lot of things to do.

First, I had to write thank you letters to Countess Lewen, who had spoken kindly to me and introduced me to so many people, as well as Marchioness Grace Erne, who had extended an invitation to me to attend her banquet.

Of course, it went without saying that Commander Leonon, who accompanied me that night, would receive one as well.

Although I was sending one out with sincere feelings of gratitude, even if that wasn’t the case, I still knew that it would be basic courtesy in high society to do so.

Despite being locked away, that didn’t mean that I hadn’t seen or learned anything from the Duke’s residence in those two years. I talked to a maid and prepared a small gift as well.

After painstakingly writing so many letters, the morning had already quickly passed.

But I still had no time to rest.

After having a quick lunch, I headed straight to Leah’s store.

Since I hadn’t been able to show my face there much due to preparations for the victory banquet and all.

“Miss Lorella!”

As soon as I opened the door, Leah, who was standing in the hall, came running to my side with joy.

“I’ve been craning my neck everyday to see when you’d finally come and visit.”

Although she had always warmly welcomed me, she seemed to be particularly excited today.

What is it? Why was she doing this?

However, my curiosity was quickly satisfied. It was thanks to Leah, whose questions had started to pour out as if she had only been waiting to ask as she led me to sit down on a chair.

“I heard you went to the banquet at the imperial palace! Apparently Commander Leonon even asked you for a dance!”

“Pardon…?”

The other staff gathered behind Leah before I knew it, who was stamping her feet with her eyes shining brightly.

“Please tell us quickly, okay?”

“N-No, that’s…”

I was embarrassed for a moment and ended up stuttering over my words.

Since Leah’s store was frequented by so many customers, it was normal for her to overhear many things.

But just how long had it been for this story to have spread out so far already? No wonder they say bad news travels fast.

Even though I was internally sweating, I still briefly and plainly explained the facts to them.

Nevertheless, Leah kept her hands pressed to her chest.

“So you didn’t just part ways with Commander Leonon after dancing with him, right? Gosh, is there really anything we need to hide between the two of us? Hurry up and tell me.”

We had just danced, taken a walk together, and then parted ways. Did I perhaps remember wrongly…?

I became embarrassed for no reason and began to think about how to gloss over this situation.

At that moment, a welcome sound suddenly rang out. It was the sound of the bell hanging over the door ringing.

“Oh my, looks like another customer has come in,” I said as I turned around quickly. And then…

“Welcome… huh?”

I froze before I could even finish greeting the customer.

That brown hair and green eyes that shone like emeralds; a sight that I’ve seen many times from somewhere before. Luxurious looking clothes.

The person who had strode in with his long legs was none other than Winnard.

No, why are you here?

I almost blurted it out loud, but I hurriedly bit my lip. However, that wasn’t the only shocking event.

“Welcome!”

Leah hurriedly walked over in his direction, unlike me, who was frozen and just staring blankly.

Wait. Was Winnard visible to Leah as well now?! I alternated my eyes between the two of them.

“Is this perhaps your first time visiting our store?”

“Yes. I’d like to drink some tea, so would I be able to order that?”

“Of course. I’ll bring you a menu so just wait there for a moment please. Please have a seat over here.”

…Seems like he really was very visible now.

While I covered my mouth in embarrassment, Winnard sat down in the seat designated by Leah, rested his chin on his hand gracefully and turned to look in my direction.

Just what in the world was this situation? My mind was in chaos.

When I was by myself, Winnard had always appeared and disappeared like he was a ghost. As if the person had never existed from the beginning. Today was the first time he had suddenly shown up like this. 

As if I was possessed, I walked over to the table that Winnard was sitting at. As soon as I got closer, he smiled brightly, as if he had just been waiting for me.

“It’s been a while, Lorella.”

“Why did you suddenly… D-Did something happen?”

“I just wanted to see your face. Since you never come and find me, I had no choice but to come and find you like this.”

I heard the sound of something falling when he said that and turned around. Leah, who had approached us at some time, had dropped the menu. Judging from her wide eyes, it seemed like she had just overheard our conversation.

It was a perfect situation for people who didn’t know to misunderstand.

Quickly pushing Leah into the kitchen, I picked up the fallen menu and put it on the table before sitting down across from Winnard.

“Just what in the world are you plotting now?”

“What plot? By the way, what sort of tea is good here?”

He just looked nonchalant, disregarding my furrowed brows. But somehow… I sensed a strange sense of incompatibility.

Although there was no change in his extravagant attire or brazen smile, he seemed a bit different than usual.

I lowered my voice and said to him, “Is it really true that nothing happened? Since it’s strange for you to suddenly appear in front of people like this. Moreover, here…”

When I looked around, I found that it wasn’t only the store employees that were looking over in my direction but other customers as well.

“What I’m saying is that most of the people here are people who know me. Didn’t you say that the guide couldn’t influence the candidate’s situation at all?”

Although Leah was a trustworthy person, I couldn’t say for sure about the rest of the employees.

If someone added fire to what happened today and spread another annoying rumour, it would be my responsibility to clean up that mess.

“Well, something did happen.”

However, rather than giving me a clear answer, Winnard just muttered in a low voice.

The moment his soft words fell into my ears, an unknown anxiety welled up in my heart. It was clear that something was going on. However, Winnard still showed no sign of saying anything.

I got up with a frown and asked Leah who was in the kitchen for some top-notch black tea.

“Miss Lorella! Who’s that handsome gentleman over there now? Is it someone you met at the ball?”

“Goodness, just look at that luxurious outfit! Is he perhaps someone from the imperial family?”

When I realised that I couldn’t see any staff who were meant to be serving in the main hall, they had already crowded into the kitchen. The staff, including Leah, all made a fuss while they prepared the tea, their eyes bright with curiosity.

“No, he’s just an acquaintance.”

I responded with an awkward smile and left as if I was fleeing, holding the tray with two teacups and a teapot in my hands. And immediately placed it in front of Winnard.

With a clattering sound, both mine and his teacup were soon filled with a dark amber coloured black tea.

Winard savoured a sip of tea in a very elegant and dignified motion. Then, in a stoic and dull voice, he asked, “The ball must have been enjoyable, right? Judging from your face, you seem to have enjoyed it.”

A calm gaze stared straight at me.

MY MAN IS SO FINE

It was a strange feeling. Like I was slowly walking into the middle of a swamp where my feet were sinking.

As I bit my lip and stared at him, Winnard let out a small sigh.

“Alright, it’s something you need to know anyway, so there’s no need for me to drag it out any longer.”

Winnard put down his cup as if he had made up his mind. Seeing that, I unconsciously swallowed dryly.

“The rules have changed, Lorella.”

What came out of his mouth was something completely unexpected.

“Rules? What rule?” I asked quickly, but there was only one answer I could think of.

“Is it perhaps… the share system you’re talking about?”

Sure enough, Winnard nodded his head silently.

Looking at his cold face that was devoid of a smile, and frighteningly hard green eyes, the news definitely didn’t seem to be good. I stuttered and moved my lips, “H-How has it changed?”

“You’ll find out soon enough.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the store bell rang out again.

The door opened as three to four young women all dressed up beautifully came rushing into the store. They were the most common type of demographic and customer that could be seen in our store.

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“I really wanted to come to this store.”

“Me too. The atmosphere really is very nice.”

They sat across from our table, chatting cordially as if they were very close friends.

Leah, who skilfully took their order with a kind smile, glanced toward Winnard and I before heading back into the kitchen. But this time, it was neither embarrassing nor bothersome. It was because Winnard had gestured with his eyes toward that table.

I just listened to their conversation. Winnard also remained silent, crossing his arms and saying nothing.

“I was really surprised. To think that wooden Count Logan would be the first one to ask Claire to dance!”

“I know right? No matter how you look at it, it’s clear that the Count likes Claire.”

Although the store was a little chaotic since other customers kept coming in, it wasn’t difficult to overhear the conversation nearby.

Judging from the story, it seemed like they were noble ladies who had attended the banquet at the imperial palace, just like me.

“Claire, why don’t you confess now?”

When someone spoke in an excited voice, a woman who had been listening quietly for a while covered her mouth and laughed quietly.

Although she was dressed modestly, she stood out among them due to her beautiful and pure countenance.

“The Count and I are just childhood friends,” she waved her hand as if it were nothing. “Besides, for the Count, there will soon be… a partner that has been predestined by fate will soon appear.”

My ears perked up at those words.

A partner predestined by fate? She spoke as if she knew the future.

‘Don’t tell me…’

At that time, I suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu as I listened a little more closely to their conversation.

Then suddenly, something unbelievable started to happen.

The woman named Claire began to slowly fade away, starting from the top of her head.

“W-What?”

I quickly rubbed my eyes, wondering if I had perhaps mistaken it for something else, but a cluster of twinkling lights suddenly appeared before my eyes…

She had vanished into thin air.

Heok!

I couldn’t even swallow my exclamation and just froze.

It had happened in a literal instant.

I turned my head around and looked everywhere, to the extent that my neck started to ache, but I still couldn’t see even a single strand of her hair.

She had really disappeared.

She had clearly been fine sitting there, chatting naturally with other people, but suddenly disappeared like grains of sand. 

…No, it was as if she had only been an illusion from the beginning!

My hands started to tremble at the unbelievable sight I had just witnessed. A rattling sound came from the teacup that had cooled down as the table shook.

However, the shock didn’t end there.

I lowered my head and clutched my teacup tightly in an effort to try and hide my emotional turmoil, but the words that followed made those efforts pointless.

“What should we do about the tea party next week? We couldn’t even send out all the invitations…”

“We’d better hurry up and send them quickly while there’s still time. Haa, why are we always so anxious to make things that we can’t handle to fret over? Starting from next time, let’s not hold any gathering unless it’s a simple get-together. Let’s all promise each other first.”

“I apologise if I’m spoiling something, but didn’t we already make the exact same promise last time…?”

A round of jubilant laughter rang out among them.

Even though the person who had even been their friend, with whom they had been happily talking to just a moment ago, had disappeared, they seemed happy as if they had been alone from the beginning.

All that was left in my empty head was a single sentence.

I had read and reread it hundreds of times now, so I could now memorise it without making a single mistake.

<All candidates except for the main character will be annihilated, and will be completely erased from everyone’s memory in order to prevent confusion.>

But how come…?

No way, don’t tell me… has the main character already been decided?

So would I now disappear as well?

“This is the rule that has changed, Lorella. From now on, the candidates who have sold the least shares will disappear in their respective order.”

“B-But it hasn’t even been that long since I became a candidate…!”

Without realising it, my voice cracked and rose to a higher pitch.

The young ladies who completely forgot that they had been laughing and chatting with another friend just moments ago glanced over at me.

The only thing left in my mind that was empty due to panic was one thought.

‘How unreasonable.’

Although I didn’t know who the top ranked candidate was, the important thing was that I definitely wasn’t the top ranked candidate.

I had only been selling shares for a few months, but what if there was someone who had been selling them for ten years?

“It has nothing to do with the cumulative number of sales. After counting the shares that have been sold by candidates over a certain period of time, the candidate with the least amount will be the target for annihilation.”

“A certain period of time…? How long is that exactly?”

“It should be different every time. It depends on ‘their’ feelings. So even I don’t know. It could be a month, or even a week when the day of judgement finally comes.”

Winnard’s calm and placid voice was so chilly it gave me goosebumps.

“Although you might think it’s impossible, it’s something that can’t be helped. It’s an added penalty since there are a lot of people who are already getting bored.”

Clang!

At the same time, the teacup that I couldn’t hold on to fell and broke into pieces with a loud shattering sound.

The dark tea water soaked into my pink high heels.

My head hung on the table as if I had fallen apart. I couldn’t find any strength in my body. My whole body had started to shake like an aspen tree.

I could vaguely hear the sound of people murmuring. However, the noise seemed far away, as if my ears had been plugged.

“Miss Lorella, are you alright?”

At that time, Leah rushed over to take care of me with a clean cloth. However, my fear didn’t go away.

She must have clearly seen that customer disappear right in front of her eyes, but she paid no attention to the table over there and only paid attention to me.

Extending his hand toward Leah, Winnard said, “Give it to me. I’ll do it.”

“But…”

“It’s alright.”

And with a smile, he took the cloth from her.

Perhaps sensing the unusual atmosphere, Leah hesitated and shuffled her feet. She disappeared into the kitchen after Winnard gave her a look that seemed to say it was alright.

“I’ll give you a quiz.”

Winnard stood up and came closer, kneeling down on one knee next to me as he whispered softly, “Who will receive the penalty next time?”

I couldn’t even blink, as if I was an animal that had been stung by something poisonous and had turned stiff, slowly dying.

“Well, it’s alright, even if you don’t answer. Just that… if you had sold even a little bit less, just know that it could have been her that would have watched you disappear.”

“I-I…”

I struggled desperately to continue speaking. But even my squeezed out voice stopped coming out after a while.

“The guide of the candidate who disappeared chose to abandon her. They probably wanted to avoid their annihilation together. But I won’t do that. Because…”

Winnard dropped the white cloth on the wet puddle on the floor and spoke in a suppressed tone, “I already promised that I would never leave you, and my own pride won’t allow me to go back on my word. Of course, if you want to enjoy your life, now matter how short it is, I won’t stop you either since that’s also your fate. But before you decide to do that, I just want to ask you one thing.”

Far from getting angry, an infinitely calm voice quietly penetrated my ears.

“Do you really understand what kind of situation you’re in right now, and are you really going to be this easy going about it?”

It felt as if every word of his had become a sharp dagger, piercing my heart.

As I looked down, I noticed my fist that was clenched so tightly that the bones on the back of my hand were protruding. When I slowly opened my fist, I saw a red crescent-shaped mark on my palm where my fingernails had dug into it.

But I couldn’t feel anything at all.

The hem of my dress, which was already wet with tea, the feeling of cold drops of sweat running down my temples, and the pain I felt from my lips that I had clenched until they turned completely white.

It was as if all my senses had completely disappeared.

Just like she had a little while ago when she disappeared before my eyes.


naver comments

LUNA
winnard’s description is no joke… his backstory must be insane…

rebe****
lorella is the candidate that sold the second least amount of stock..? i thought she sold a lot though. to be fair, it is a bit too passive and relies too much on love, so it would be difficult to sell a lot

it’s getting real yawl !!!

DBAFSC Ch 5

The backstage prop room lights were on, but there was no spotlight on the stage. Only a faint beam of light swept across the girl, highlighting her slightly sweaty, fair face, resembling white jade – moist, smooth, and radiant.

There were tiny hairs that were barely visible on her snowy skin, and her pores were almost invisible.

In the hazy light, the texture of her slightly red lips seemed like jelly, and her sparkling and translucent eyes were like precious stones that had been hidden in a red sandalwood box, emitting a slight gleam.

Director Zheng did variety shows, so he had seen all kinds of beautiful women. 

However, in this moment, he was shocked by the heavenly beauty before him, almost hooking his soul away to the point where it caused even his cerebral cortex to freeze for a second.

In the entertainment industry, there were very few women who were more beautiful than her. To have such a beauty wear headgear was such a waste of natural resources!

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The backstage prop room lights were on, but there was no spotlight on the stage. Only a faint beam of light swept across the girl, highlighting her slightly sweaty, fair face, resembling white jade – moist, smooth, and radiant.

There were tiny hairs that were barely visible on her snowy skin, and her pores were almost invisible.

In the hazy light, the texture of her slightly red lips seemed like jelly, and her sparkling and translucent eyes were like precious stones that had been hidden in a red sandalwood box, emitting a slight gleam.

Director Zheng did variety shows, so he had seen all kinds of beautiful women. 

However, in this moment, he was shocked by the heavenly beauty before him, almost hooking his soul away to the point where it caused even his cerebral cortex to freeze for a second.

In the entertainment industry, there were very few women who were more beautiful than her. To have such a beauty wear headgear was such a waste of natural resources!

Only by revealing this level of beauty would her value be maximised, arousing the fondness of the audience as well as provoking discussion of the show.

Zheng Ming Chang quickly started calculating in his brain. 

However, after two or three seconds, when she looked at him with a puzzled expression, he felt something was not quite right… There seemed to be a hint of deja vu in her eyes.

“Bao… Ruan Ruan?!”

Zheng Ming Chang had collaborated with Bao Ruan Ruan in the past. Last year, when she was still under Huangtai, she appeared on his afternoon show.

Zheng Ming Chang didn’t have a good impression of her.

She was beautiful, but it was the type of beauty that was dull and empty. Lacking in performance skills, coy and even easily offended, her conversations were uninteresting.

Her behaviour while playing games was lifeless and unsuitable for variety shows.

At that time, he thought Huangtai was declining year by year, the quality of their signed newcomers not being up to par.

Bao Ruan Ruan was undoubtedly in the top tier of the list of guests he least wanted to invite.

Yet unexpectedly, today, the mascot of ‘Happy Saturday’ exceeded all expectations and created such a brilliant scene, catching his attention. When she took off the headgear, it turned out to be the same Bao Ruan Ruan he had disliked!

Zheng Ming Chang was extremely shocked.

Had he misjudged her before?

When did she become so talented?

He sized up Bao Ruan Ruan with a complex expression, yet soon his expression became somewhat strange.

She was also sizing him, with shrewd eyes, a glint in her roaming pupils.

Even when they made eye contact, she timidly took half a step back, cautiously holding the mascot’s head against her chest, motionless.

Compared to six months ago, she had lost her stiffness and gained a lively quality that was hard to pin down, even showing the sincere and respectful attitude that a junior should have towards a senior!

If she were really an ordinary newcomer, he would definitely be willing to support her.

However… Zheng Ming Chang let out a sigh.

How unfortunate.

The internet never forgot, and artists who had been stained with a bad reputation faced difficulty in becoming popular again. Moreover, she had offended a major family, so even if she appeared on a program, she might never recover, since it might even be cut by the TV station.

Zheng Ming Chang didn’t want to battle with the bourgeois.

The Jiangcheng TV station has always had a close connection with the largest capital in Jiangcheng, the Lu family.

Even the four newly installed, latest models of elevators in this building had been sponsored by the Lu family.

Moreover, the biggest sponsor of this season’s ‘Island Restaurant’ was also the Lu family, even one of the program guests being Lu Wen Hao.

So he couldn’t possibly invite Bao Ruan Ruan.

“I’ve found the wrong person; the person I want to invite is someone else.”

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was still standing in the prop room, breathed a sigh of relief.

When this person broke in and desperately fixed his eyes on her, she even thought that this was someone the original person had wronged and was coming to settle scores.

Finding the wrong person, now wasn’t that just perfect?

Bao Ruan Ruan quickly took off the cat costume, patting her chest with lingering fear.

“It’s okay~”

She quickly smiled, nodding happily, “It’s fine that you recognised the wrong person.”

There was not a single ounce of sadness or regret on her small face, which had skin as white as snow, lips that were red and teeth that were white; only a sense of relief lingered on it.

Her tone was full of sincerity, as if she were genuinely happy, rejoicing in having avoided a bad program.

Zheng Ming Chang: “…?”

He felt offended!

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Returning the cat costume, Bao Ruan Ruan sent a message to the three person group chat that Xue Jing had added her into, “It’s over, I’m going downstairs now.”

The recording stage was on the fifth floor of the building.

The prop room was at the end of the corridor, and after turning left, there were elevators just a couple of steps away.

When she arrived, she bumped into Zheng Ming Chang, who was also preparing to leave.

Zheng Ming Chang also looked blankly at her when he saw her.

Just as the situation was getting awkward, the elevator door opened.

Zheng Ming Chang bowed his head and walked in.

Bao Ruan Ruan didn’t intend to greet him either. Just as she was about to follow him in, a cold chill suddenly ran down the nape of her neck.

Having died 9 million times in the game, the memory of each death was etched in her mind and followed her constantly. Rather than making her numb, it instead made her ten times more sensitive to any potential dangers.

Her senses were extremely acute to the slightest sign of danger!

She instantly stopped outside the elevator.

“Aren’t you going down?” Zheng Ming Chang frowned.

As he spoke, Bao Ruan Ruan heard the very slight sound of metal-on-metal friction, making her hair stand on end.

In the game, she had died 939 times in elevator accidents, either suffocating or falling rapidly to her death.

Later, she slowly learned to distinguish the sound of some abnormal gear failures. 

Upon listening attentively, the friction of the elevator’s components was more severe, indicating that some essential parts couldn’t bear the heavy load; it was the sound of something breaking.

Bao Ruan Ruan’s eyelids twitched.

There was something wrong with this elevator!

Her body reacted faster than her brain! She reached out, grabbed Zheng Ming Chang’s collar, and pulled him out of the elevator!

Zheng Ming Chang struggled angrily, “What are you doing! This is now a civilised society—”

Bao Ruan Ruan pulled him out and quickly let go, stepping back obediently.

“Today is not an auspicious day to take the elevator. It’s more advisable to take the stairs.”

Zheng Ming Chang glared at her, wondering why she still held such feudal superstitions!

This elevator was the Lu Group’s R&D product and not only used the latest global technology but also imported components, with each one reportedly costing several hundred thousand. 

Furthermore, this elevator was just about to be launched into the market as an independent product.

This girl must be upset that she had lost her job as mascot, and was deliberately causing trouble! 

Zheng Ming Chang was furious, “You really don’t have manners!”

Bao Ruan Ruan didn’t force him to say anything, neither did she say anything superfluous, instead, walking towards the safe stairs.

But after she went downstairs, Zheng Ming Chang waited for half a minute, yet the elevator door didn’t open again, continuing to linger on the fourth floor.

Just as Zheng Ming Chang was beginning to feel anxious, he then heard a loud rambling, and then a bang from inside the elevator doors!

He froze.

Not long after, a staff member rushed over in a hurry, “Director Zheng!”

After he greeted him, he then shouted urgently into the walkie-talkie, “Elevator 1 has experienced an emergency power outage, with the free-fall function also malfunctioning, really don’t know if there’s still anyone inside!”

“…!”

Zheng Ming Chang’s brain went blank.

After three seconds, his right hand holding the phone began to tremble.

There was no one inside…

But he had almost gone in and turned into a pulp!

He couldn’t help but recall Bao Ruan Ruan’s delicate face, as well as her words that had urged him… Cold sweat rolled down his back.

In the nanny car, Chen Feng was panting, talking rapidly like a machine gun to Xue Jing, who had come to pick them up.

“Boss, it’s not good! Director Zheng saw her take off her headgear!”

He had run down ahead of time, and upon reaching the door of the prop room and catching sight of Director Zheng’s sudden change in expression, he immediately knew some major event had happened. 

“Go find Director Zheng for a chat and save the situation!”

The cooperation Director Zheng mentioned in the call was probably already ruined. But just as he finished speaking, Bao Ruan Ruan casually strolled out with her hands in her pockets, a carefree expression on her face.

Chen Feng was confused by her nonchalant look, suddenly feeling uncertain, “Did Director Zheng still invite you to the show?”

As Bao Ruan Ruan sat down, disinfecting her hands with the hand sanitizer she carried, she opened a bottle of mineral water with a food production licence and took a few sips, “Director Zheng? Who is he ? There was only one director who said he found the wrong person.”

“Ah, it really did fall through!” Chen Feng covered his forehead.

Xue Jing’s peach blossom eyes flashed slightly.

But just as he was about to speak, a slightly plump figure hurriedly ran to the car door.

It was none other than Director Zheng Ming Chang!

“Miss Bao, wait, I want to invite you onto my show—”

Chen Feng widened his eyes, “!”

Zheng Ming Chang looked into the car and let out an exclamation in surprise. Bao Ruan Ruan’s appearance had a high level of attractiveness, and even her manager had an unusually high level of attractiveness.

Xue Jing’s narrow and amorous pair of eyes matched with his cold white skin, his long legs crossed on the seat in front of him caused him to have more of an aura of a large star about to go out onto the street.

He didn’t seem like a manager at all.

Xue Jing nodded, his slender fingers putting down his phone, “Director Zheng, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for a long time. I am her manager. Did you just say you wanted to invite her to a new show?”

“Yes.” Director Zheng Ming Chang, who had just caught his breath, sincerely extended an invitation.

When he had rushed downstairs just now, the more he thought about it, the more terrified he became.

If it hadn’t been for Bao Ruan Ruan pulling him out of the elevator, he would have been gone by now!

Now, looking at Bao Ruan Ruan in the car, he saw her clear eyes, snowy face, completely devoid of aggressiveness. Instead, she seemed extremely delicate, too weak to stand up against the wind.

No matter how you looked at it, she didn’t seem to have the manner of a person with a bad reputation, but rather someone who might have been played and bullied by a wealthy family’s younger master, appearing pitiful and obedient.

The entertainment industry was filled with truth and falsities, so it was already originally hard to say for sure.

Before, Zheng Ming Chang hadn’t wanted to cause trouble, and hadn’t wanted to offend the Lu family, this wealthy household.

But now, she had saved his life!

He was a Buddhist, and believed in karma and retribution. She had saved him, so if he didn’t repay her kindness, then it would damage his entire life’s karmic blessings.

He was almost retiring, so now more than ever, he couldn’t possibly repay kindness with ingratitude as he grew old, doing something like this that would damage his life’s blessings.

Moreover, there was no clear order to ban her from the industry right now, so there was still some room for manoeuvring.

Letting her be the mascot of the program; no one would know who was really inside the headgear.

Why not do it?

“There might not be many closeups, and it might be more tiring.”

“Tiring?” Bao Ruan Ruan sitting in the back seat put down the water bottle and raised her hand to interject, “Tiring is not a problem. Is the safety factor high?”

Zheng Ming Chang was stunned.

This child looked at the problem from quite a unique perspective.

But he smiled bitterly.

After the frightening incident just now, he dared not guarantee anything.

“It’s a variety show where celebrities run a restaurant. We’re missing someone who can do unskilled work, like being a waiter or washing dishes.”

Xue Jing raised an eyebrow, “Okay, we’ll take it.”

Just as Bao Ruan Ruan was about to speak, Xue Jing stopped her.

“Right next to the recording location is a top-notch hospital.”

Bao Ruan Ruan exclaimed, “Then that’s no problem then.”

After Director Zheng left, Xue Jing looked at Bao Ruan Ruan who was playing on her phone and said, “What’s happened?”

After an explanation, Chen Feng and Xue Jing finally knew about the elevator incident and could only say that her luck was just too good.

At the Lu Group Corporation president’s office.

Lu Wen Yao was in contact with a renowned Daoist master, wishing to select an auspicious day to marry Tang Yu Xin.

Choosing a good day would not only dispel Bao Ruan Ruan – that sort of vile character – but also elevate the company’s performance.

But just as he chose a five blessing day that fell half a year later, his assistant suddenly rushed in and interrupted.

“President Lu, the elevator we acquired last year has had an accident! It’s trending first on the hot search list, and the company’s stock price has hit an all time low!”

Lu Wen Yao: “??”

The coffee cup trembled and spilled onto the chosen day of the wedding.

Three days later, Bao Ruan Ruan followed Xue Jing to the recording of ‘Island Restaurant’.


i cam’t imagine dying 9 million times, the amount of ptsd i’d have also i’ve changed ‘agent’ -> ‘manager’ instead

DBAFSC Ch 4

On stage, Lu Wen Hao’s posture stiffened for a moment.

His textbook cool swinging motion was now distorted and twisted, looking somewhat awkward and bizarre.

“See, I told you you should warm up a bit…” The plushie muttered quietly.

Filtered through the headgear, the voice was soft and was a bit muffled, carrying a hint of cuteness.

However, the contents of those words sounded as if they were provoking him when they were heard by Lu Wen Hao.

In between breaths, he felt the pain on the right side of his waist intensify.

Even standing upright became somewhat difficult for him, and he could only maintain a bent position with his back.

F*ck!

He suspected that this cat was mocking him, and he even had evidence.

“When hitting the ball, the muscles go from relaxed to tense in an instant, and engages the waist in order to move the whole body, which is different from dancing. Without warming up, it’s easy to hurt the waist. The waist is the capital of the revolution~” She explained to the staff through the earpiece in a soft voice.

Who hurt the capital of the revolution!

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On stage, Lu Wen Hao’s posture stiffened for a moment.

His textbook cool swinging motion was now distorted and twisted, looking somewhat awkward and bizarre.

“See, I told you you should warm up a bit…” The plushie muttered quietly.

Filtered through the headgear, the voice was soft and was a bit muffled, carrying a hint of cuteness.

However, the contents of those words sounded as if they were provoking him when they were heard by Lu Wen Hao.

In between breaths, he felt the pain on the right side of his waist intensify.

Even standing upright became somewhat difficult for him, and he could only maintain a bent position with his back.

F*ck!

He suspected that this cat was mocking him, and he even had evidence.

“When hitting the ball, the muscles go from relaxed to tense in an instant, and engages the waist in order to move the whole body, which is different from dancing. Without warming up, it’s easy to hurt the waist. The waist is the capital of the revolution~” She explained to the staff through the earpiece in a soft voice.

Who hurt the capital of the revolution!

Lu Wen Hao turned his head with difficulty and saw the silly-looking cat using its paws to press its head, looking foolish.

He wanted to remove this cat from his fanbase!

​【Hahaha!】

【I can’t laugh anymore. Although I feel sorry for my son, this cat is too cute, and what she said makes sense.】​

【Brother, remember to warm up next time, listen to the cat, don’t get hurt~】
​【You only know how to advise Brother to warm up, unlike me, who can only feel sorry for Gege~】

gege: used to refer to older brothers, but can also be used to address older males (similar to oppa in korean)

【Speaking of which, has the mascot changed today? It looks quite soft, really want to pet it.】​

【This cat is so cute, and the warm-up moves are so funny! I almost forgot to pay attention to my brother~】​

【Brother, are you okay?】​

The barrage was very lively, but unexpectedly, the tennis ball machine started up again!

Tennis balls shot out at lightning speed, heading towards Lu Wen Hao, making his expression instantly turn ugly!

He couldn’t lift the racquet at all now… he could only dodge and barely avoid these balls.

However, each ball he dodged didn’t stop and continued flying towards the people behind him. They were on the verge of hitting the staff behind the cameras.

Lu Wen Hao gritted his teeth.

【!】​

【Help!】​

【Did my husband really get hurt?!】

【Heavens! Quickly turn off that ball machine!】

Rapidly shot tennis balls hitting the body was no joke.

But just as the audience was worried, the large, pink, stretching cat on the stage stiffened for a second, then turned around.

With a quick three-step snake-like shuffle, it rapidly retreated, and in a surprisingly enchanting posture, it leaped high onto the speakers with one leg!

With a pow, its thick cat paw reached out and steadily caught the out-of-control tennis ball!

The entire barrage: ​【… o_o!!!】

With a couple of pows, the cat caught two more tennis balls with its pink left and right paws respectively, casually throwing them into a basket about a metre away.

pls do not share this anywhere or u will always stub ur toe when u walk past a door frame !! this translation has been stolen from mioscorner.com, pls only read there i’m begging u :kneels:

The entire venue became as silent as a chicken.

Until the ball machine suddenly paused its firing.

The large cat clapped its left and right paws, breathed a sigh of relief on its paws, and jumped down from the speakers, acting as if nothing had happened, and returned to its original position.

Hidden merit and name.

Lu Wen Hao, the guest of the game with five million fans, stood in front of her, unable to attract even a single glance from the audience.

The whole audience was dumbfounded.

Almost everyone had forgotten how this ball game was supposed to be played and what the original rules were.

And when the last tennis ball, launched from the preset ball machine, flew out, Lu Wen Hao, who was still lost in thought while looking at the bizarre ‘cat,’ failed to make a move.

As the ball sped towards him, just when it seemed it would hit his face, the pink cat mumbled something that even Lu Wen Hao couldn’t hear clearly. Its right paw pulled him from behind, and its left paw steadily caught the incoming ball.

Lu Wen Hao, who was 1.83 metres tall, was instantly hooked into the arms of the furry cat, appearing somewhat petite… 

It was a strangely harmonious scene.

Lu Wen Hao: “!”

Live broadcast room: “!!”

The game came to an end, applause thundered throughout the venue as the variety effect reached its peak.

Bao Ruan Ruan released Lu Wen Hao somewhat apprehensively.

As soon as he stood in front of her, motionless, the ball would have hit him. For such a tall person, if he had fallen because of the ball and then as a result fell on her, then she would have most likely suffered from a work-related injury.

Before, when she had been trapped in the game, she had once been hit and fallen from a one-metre-high stage, and unfortunately suffered from breaking her neck.

Even to this day, she still couldn’t forget the painful feeling.

Bao Ruan Ruan was still lost in her thoughts when the host cued her.

Lu Wen Hao had suffered a sprain and had been urgently taken backstage by the staff for rest and treatment. With a gap in the program, the host had no choice but to reluctantly interview the mascot, Bao Ruan Ruan.

However, Bao Ruan Ruan was completely puzzled under the headgear.

The only instructions she had received for this job was to catch the balls.

Pressing a hand to the mascot head, she waved her hand.

Host: “…?”

Bao Ruan Ruan wanted to leave the stage but was stopped by the host.

She immediately started playing a game of hide-and-seek with the host on the spot, moving left and right, hiding and dodging.

The host gritted his teeth, “…?”

“Are you so shy? Say hello to the audience, don’t be nervous.”

Bao Ruan Ruan shook her head.

Saying hello, that was a separate cost.

The host still wanted to reach out, but it was too late. Bao Ruan Ruan, still dressed in a cat costume, agilely moved away from him, took two steps, and rushed off to the backstage area.

Host: “???”

​【Damn, this episode is going to make me laugh to death!】

​【Hahaha, I really didn’t think that i’d be crying from laughter at this mascot’s antics.】

​【How many years has it been? The show’s mascot has finally become an expert!】

The mascot actually ran away; even with the opportunity to perform, it didn’t want it. In the entertainment industry, this was quite rare.

​【Catching balls so skillfully, and even the dodging skills are equally impressive. Not even the host, a big man, could stop her!】

​【A master among us mortals. The cat must be a girl, right? That height does not look like a guy’s.】

​【If she’s a girl, then she’s even more powerful!】

Still in a daze, Chen Feng’s phone suddenly vibrated, and a WeChat notification popped up:

[Xue Jing]: Is the recording over? Did it go smoothly?

Chen Feng looked at the stage, then at his phone, his eyes twitching a few times.

Go smoothly? He almost didn’t recognize these words ‘go smoothly’ from Brother Xue.

Backstage, with Yunnan Baiyao sprayed on his waist, Lu Wen Hao finally felt like he was in less pain and glanced at the live broadcast replay. Immediately after watching it, he fell into self-isolation.

 ‘White medicine from the Yunnan Province’ is a chinese herb mix that is used for pain relief and stopping bleeding

That foolish cat stole his screen time.

But in the end, it still saved him.

“If it weren’t for that cat, your face would have been made swollen by that ball.”

Lu Wen Hao: “…”

Then, he will add her back into his fanbase.

“Give her a signed photo.”

Manager: “?”

Lu Wen Hao rubbed his chin.

This was definitely one of his face fans.

 Fans that become fans of a certain idol’s looks. Similar to face dogs who are people who go crazy for good looking people.

She had remained calm before, yet at the critical moment, had jumped out to protect his face.

His brother had said that his face had been obtained by exchanging it with his brain.

“Send three signed photos.”

This face of his was too expensive.

After dealing with a bunch of matters that had piled up, Xue Jing was finally free to pay more attention to the new artist he had signed.

However, when he sent a message to Chen Feng, he didn’t receive a reply.

Xue Jing lightly tapped the ends of his eyes with his index finger and opened the live replay of ‘Happy Saturday’ himself.

Half an hour later.

The coffee in Xue Jing’s hand became cold.

Had Huangtai delayed a martial arts athlete?

Xue Jing stretched out his fingers and pressed his temples.

He couldn’t figure it out.

Her resume had been so ordinary, yet she unexpectedly turned out to be a martial arts expert?

Her agility sharply contrasted with her delicate appearance.

Did he pick up a big leak from Huangtai?

“Brother Xue, Little Bao has a new job! Director Zheng Ming Chang noticed her appearance as a mascot and wants to bring her onto ‘Island Restaurant’!” Chen Feng sent a congratulatory message from the scene.

Xue Jing was stunned for a moment, then picked up his phone and glanced at it, “Isn’t Director Zheng on vacation?”

“Yes, he just so happened to be at home and watched this episode of the live broadcast.”

“…”

Zheng Ming Chang is a well-known entertainment director from Jiangcheng TV station.

A few years ago, when the entertainment industry was in a downturn and variety show ratings were frozen below 0.5%, he single-handedly launched ‘One Person Restaurant,’ assembling several celebrities to open a restaurant and entertain tired overtime workers returning home at night, boosting Jiangcheng TV station’s ratings to 1.2%, which became famous in the industry.

However, after seven seasons, the audience got tired of watching it as it lost its freshness, and the ratings gradually declined.

Seeing it about to fall below 0.6% this year, Zheng Ming Chang, thought of the painful experience and decisively renamed the show ‘Island Restaurant’, changing the shooting mode.

There were six guests; apart from veteran actors, they also invited currently popular little fresh meats as well as various other talented people.

 People often refer cute, young guys as little fresh meats

Now, with one vacancy left after five guests, Zheng Ming Chang was in a dilemma.

Each guest had their own requirements:

Guest No. 1 was a 40-year-old veteran actor who was still playing the male lead in idol dramas. He requested the show not to invite guests of the same age who had acted as parents on a show, fearing that it would give the audience the impression that he could also play a father, which would in turn affect his future male lead roles.

Guest No. 2 was a popular young actor who recently starred in a BL drama adaptation, was about to market a CP, so didn’t want to collaborate with any boys who were shorter than him, fearing that the audience would be prejudiced and damage the CP feeling from the original drama.

 danmei novel refers to a story about a romance between males

 In China, “CP” is a popular Internet slang that stands for the imaginary lovers or couples in novel, drama or comic. “CP” is an abbreviation of either “couple” or “character pairing”.

Guest No. 3 was the youngest member of a new girl group and didn’t want to collaborate with male artists too much for fear of being pulled into a gossip scandal.

… 

Guest No. 5 was Lu Wen Hao, who was inserted into the program after Zhen Ming Chang finally found the Lu family for an investor of the show.

His manager had repeatedly emphasised that they didn’t want any young female guests who were too actively flirty and for them to avoid having any improper thoughts about Lu Wen Hao.

After all, his elder brother, Lu Wen Yao, had just been caught in the ugly scene of ‘108th tier Bao disturbing engagement ceremony’, and his younger brother couldn’t get caught in that pitfall either.

Zhen Ming Chang could understand all of these requirements, but putting them all together, wasn’t this just making things too difficult for him?!

The sixth guest, neither male nor female, neither tall nor short, neither beautiful nor ugly… where could he find such a person?

But who would have thought that while he was on vacation at home, casually turning on Jiangcheng TV when he was bored, that he would be captivated by the cat mascot’s twisting waist and agile ball-catching abilities in ‘Happy Saturday’?

A flash of inspiration crossed Zheng Ming Chang’s hairless head: Wasn’t this just the sixth person that was chosen by heaven?

“I want this cat’s contact information! Hey, forget it, I’ll be at the station in twenty minutes; you guys make sure to keep the cat for me!”

Having the mascot coming onto ‘Island Restaurant’ could satisfy the requirements of the five guests and also at the same time, stir up hype and conversation for the show.

Zheng Ming Chang drove all the way to the station, and by the time he got off the car, #Cat Mascot Shows its Strength# had already shot up to the fifth place on the trending hot search

The popularity of Cat Mascot continued to increase, with over 100 million views on the topic.

Zheng Ming Chang was immediately anxious, hoping that no one would try to snatch it from him.

Entering the prop room as directed by the staff, Zheng Ming Chang rushed in anxiously.

“Hello, I have a new variety show and would like to invite you as a permanent guest in the form of a big cat mascot. Remuneration can be negotiated— —”

In a second, the pink cat’s figure appeared before his eyes.

The fluffy cat paw was pressing on its head in the corner, clumsily preparing to take it off.

Looking at it up close, Zheng Ming Chang also found it cute.

But without any defence, its head was taken off, revealing a face with black hair clinging to sweaty skin and a delicate small face with a fair forehead.

Full cheeks that were rosy like an apple, picturesque countenance, slightly upturned eyes, and a hint of redness in her pure and beautiful eyes. There was a hint of fragility in her pure and unadulterated beauty that made people hold their breath.

Zheng Ming Chang: “!”

Stunning.

But why did she seem… a bit familiar?


have no fear, lu wen hao is merely a puppy dog in front of god ruan ruan HAHAHAHA all the characters will inevitably fall at our public safety enforcer’s feet^^

DBAFSC Ch 3

Each episode of the show ‘Happy Saturday’ follows a similar routine: organising the celebrity guests to play games, entertaining the live audience by letting them watch them struggle, all while creating a humorous atmosphere.

Although it wasn’t considered a mainstream show, it still had a very dedicated fan base. For many newcomers to the entertainment industry, it was a great opportunity to gain popularity.

Bao Ruan Ruan was playing the role of the game mascot.

The staff directly instructed her to put on the mascot’s costume backstage, leaving out both her hair and makeup prep.

“Hurry up, it’ll be your turn soon.”

Bao Ruan Ruan nods, grabbing the heavy and bulky cat mascot costume. As she had just finished putting it on, she ran into two men who were hastily walking out of the dressing room.

One of them is tall, wearing a blue sportswear set that was left open at the front to reveal a youthful white T-shirt inside. On his feet were a pair of white sneakers with a metal chain dangling from his neck.

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Each episode of the show ‘Happy Saturday’ follows a similar routine: organising the celebrity guests to play games, entertaining the live audience by letting them watch them struggle, all while creating a humorous atmosphere.

Although it wasn’t considered a mainstream show, it still had a very dedicated fan base. For many newcomers to the entertainment industry, it was a great opportunity to gain popularity.

Bao Ruan Ruan was playing the role of the game mascot.

The staff directly instructed her to put on the mascot’s costume backstage, leaving out both her hair and makeup prep.

“Hurry up, it’ll be your turn soon.”

Bao Ruan Ruan nods, grabbing the heavy and bulky cat mascot costume. As she had just finished putting it on, she ran into two men who were hastily walking out of the dressing room.

One of them is tall, wearing a blue sportswear set that was left open at the front to reveal a youthful white T-shirt inside. On his feet were a pair of white sneakers with a metal chain dangling from his neck. 

He didn’t walk very quickly, one hand pressing against the red baseball cap on his head. 

A few rebellious strands of ash-coloured hair peeked out from under the cap, giving his somewhat cynical face a touch of glamour and untamed charm.

Really… quite eye-catching.

Entering into the real entertainment circle and encountering such a genuinely touchable cool guy and beauty is not bad at all.

Bao Ruan Ruan, dressed in the cat costume, continued to appreciate the view.

“This counts as Huangtai being tactful and knew to terminate the contract with her! If I see her again, I’ll scold her once. If she dares to bother my brother again, I’ll ask a lawyer to sue her until she cries! I’ll let her know what it really means to be unable to seek life and can only seek death!”

Bao Ruan Ruan: “???”

Just as she was about to step forward, she immediately froze, the cat’s paw motionless on her head.

Just who… was he talking about?

She slowly shifted her gaze, lowering her head and tried to reduce her sense of existence.

“Little ancestor, calm down. Just what kind of person is Bao Ruan Ruan, and what kind of person are you? It’s not worth getting angry with her. Let’s just review the script once more.”

Hmph! If she doesn’t apologise, I’ll fight her to the death!”

Death— —

Bao Ruan Ruan watched this handsome and somewhat unruly guy warily.

He looked to be quite good looking. Don’t tell me, could it be that this was the younger brother of that dog bastard man Lu Wen Yao, Lu Wen Hao?

Why was the internet always so full of misleading photos?

Before getting off her nanny car, she specifically searched for photos of Lu Wen Hao online, cautiously memorised his appearance, and then decided to stay as far away from him as possible.

But my goodness, with just by putting on some eyeliner and dyeing his hair a different colour, it suddenly became impossible for even his mother fans and anti fans to recognise him. 

Bao Ruan Ruan: …

Those misleading photos ended up causing her harm.

When thinking about the clash between his capital and her as a 108th tier little star, she could almost imagine just how miserable her ‘death’ would be.

According to the novel’s setting, the Lu family is a giant conglomerate household, able to produce clouds with one hand while the other produces rain, spanning across six or seven industries such as the emerging online internet industries as well as the mainstream financial and real estate sectors. Their financial strength is astonishingly robust. 

Except for the rarely mentioned Xue family in the novel, there is no other company that can possibly compete with the Lu family. 

By the end of the novel, all the transparent and antagonistic characters who opposed the Lu family disappeared.

And this Lu Wen Hao, who was a school tyrant when he was little, but later a member of a boy band, has always adhered to one image— — and that was being a hardcore fan of his brother Lu Wen Yao. 

Anyone who hinders his brother, speaks ill of his brother, or upsets his brother; then he will be the first one to rush out and have his back, giving the villain a lesson and letting them know what it truly means for it to be too late for regrets.

The most outrageous time was when he gave a villain such a hard time he ended up sending them directly to hospital.

Bao Ruan Ruan felt her blood run cold at the thought.

Seeing Lu Wen Hao getting closer and closer, she realised that turning around to escape would further provoke one to pay attention to her. Bao Ruan Ruan’s heart rate sped up for a moment.

At the point of life and death, she swiftly pressed herself flat against the wall.

“Huh?”

Lu Wen Hao walked over towards the backstage area with large strides.

But when he turned the corner, a peculiar pink cat doll costume suddenly came into his view.

This cat was just too strange.

It had originally been facing him head-on, leisurely passing him by with a wobble here and there. 

He had just glanced briefly at it, yet the cat immediately became startled, sticking hurriedly against the wall with a thud.

Not even daring to look at him!

This behaviour, this manner… 

Lu Wen Hao pushed down the brim of his cap, his monolid phoenix eyes scanning the pink and fluffy cat from top to bottom, finally fixing on the round back of its head.

His thin lips curled up in an instant.

Touching the side of his own face, from within his glowing spirits radiated a self appreciation, “Did my level of handsomeness reach a new height today?”

Manager: “??”

“Remember to give this cat a full score in the satisfaction survey of the staff later,” Lu Wen Hao pulled a strand of his silver hair, “People who have good taste naturally won’t be too bad either.”

This cat was probably one of his fans.

Manager: “??”

Lu Wen Hao, who had been admired by the passing plushie costume staff, was in a surprisingly good mood.

He had been restless and angry for the past few days.

His brother, Lu Wen Yao, was talented, academically excellent, and had a calm personality — an idol he had admired since childhood. When his outstanding older brother found his true love and got engaged, Lu Wen Hao had been even happier than his parents. But now, all of this goodness had been ruined by an empty-headed vase.

Bao Ruan Ruan hadn’t even publicly apologised yet.

He hated her to the core. Every day, he used his alternate account on Weibo to vent his frustration by privately messaging her.

Now that he was in a good mood, he naturally wanted to settle accounts with her.

【666: Bao Ruan Ruan, have you apologised online today?】

【666: Dare to act but not to admit! You, who contribute nothing to society and harm the community, are a waste of rice!】

【666: You’re even less sensible than a cat!】

“??”

Which cat?

Sitting backstage, Bao Ruan Ruan awkwardly used the plushie cat’s paws to fish out her phone, looking at it with a puzzled expression.

However, she didn’t want to just sit and wait for her death.

With utmost sincerity, she composed a ‘peace-making’ message and sent it.

Lu Wen Hao, who was touching up his makeup, soon received a private message.

From Bao Ruan Ruan, who had not replied to him for a thousand years and had pretended to be dead.

Bao Ruan Ruan: Life is like a play, who can substitute you when you get angry or sick? If you die from excessive anger, just who would benefit from it?

Lu Wen Hao: “!”

F*ck!

This woman wants to anger him to death!

Ten minutes later, the program started its recording.

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was watching from backstage, now took the opportunity to familiarise herself with her surroundings.

The stage was shaped like a ‘T,’ with a small stage that extended from it and had the audience on both sides. The distance between the guests of the show and the host standing on it with the audience closest to the stage was no more than 50 centimetres.

On the stage, there were three sets of speakers and shooting equipment, located on the left, centre, and right.

She immediately found the quickest escape route located behind the left side of the audience.

The host’s friendly voice echoed from the stage, “Thank you, Wen Hao, for bringing such a cool locking routine. To borrow the words of our fellow netizens — is this really something I can watch for free? It’s too wonderful.”

“However, even if you’re handsome, it still won’t mean we’ll go easy on you, Wen Hao.”

“Batting showdown, let’s see how many you can catch!”

Lu Wen Hao stands in the centre of the stage, still recovering from being annoyed by Bao Ruan Ruan, and unable to vent his anger anywhere, was now eager to participate in the ball game.

At that moment, he energetically clenched his fists.

Ha, our son is getting serious!】

【Brother has a murderous look on his face. I’m dead.】

【Seeing the muscle lines on Brother’s arm, so charming~】

【Looks like he must go to the gym often. All male stars should roll up their sleeves! Hormones must burst, don’t be a weak chicken!】

【Looking forward to this. Last time, the record was held by Brother Fa, who likes working out the most. I remember he caught 16?】

The live broadcast immediately became lively.

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was watching the show backstage, was pushed forward by the staff. “Go up! You’re in charge of picking up the balls that Mr. Lu misses and acting cute when necessary.”

Acting cute… Bao Ruan Ruan immediately skipped over these two words.

Picking up balls, that she can do.

She obediently walked onto the stage, feeling a bit awkward at first in the mascot costume. Her walking was a bit wobbly, but she quickly adapted.

However, when she reached the stage, the spotlight above her head was so bright that she couldn’t fully open her eyes despite wearing the mascot head covering.

Suddenly going from the dim backstage to the bright light, she could only squint her eyes.

pls do not share this anywhere or u will always stub ur toe when u walk past a door frame !! this translation has been stolen from mioscorner.com, pls only read there i’m begging u :kneels:

Batting showdown was a reserved game in ‘Happy Saturday’.

The ball machine on the stage shoots tennis balls at the guests at a super-fast speed.

The more times the guests hit the balls back, the more points their team gets.

Lu Wen Hao was a second-generation rich kid who had been playing tennis since elementary school. His family also had no less than three tennis courts. This time on the show, he was here to showcase his skills.

He confidently walked to the ball machine, gripping the racquet, slightly bending his knees with textbook form.

【Brother is steady.】

【Our son has definitely been specially trained in this, right? How outstanding.】

The director, who was watching from the stage’s periphery, also nodded with satisfaction.

However, as soon as he showed a smile, the barrage of comments started to become even more lively, and there were even whispers from the audience.

【Hey, what is she doing?】

【So cute!】

【Hahaha, interesting!】

Director: “?”

He quickly looked up towards the stage.

The mascot for this episode, a round and fluorescent pink cat plushie, was standing behind Lu Wen Hao. Not only did it surpass him in width, but its movements were also stealing the show—

It was circling its hips left and right in three circles each.

It wasn’t exactly sexy, but it was very coquettish, even bringing with it a soft cuteness.

After a few turns of the hips, it suddenly raised a leg, directly extending its plump cat paw to hold its own round right leg, successfully performing a 180-degree split stretch on the stage!

Director: “!”

Surprisingly agile movements under such a bulky costume!

“What are you doing?” The staff member’s choked question came through Bao Ruan Ruan’s earpiece, “The mascot shouldn’t move about randomly!”

Wearing the earpiece, Bao Ruan Ruan hesitated as she heard this, still in the middle of stretching.

However, she still earnestly put down her right leg and then lifted her left leg, pressing it close to the side of her body, stretching her tendons.

Then, carefully opening her mouth, “Stretching before exercising makes it safer for you, me, and him.”

Staff: “?”

Lu Wen Hao, who was close by, also heard this somewhat adorably soft and gentle female voice, smiling as he passed by.

Huh.

Just acting for the camera.

The few hints of goodwill he had towards the mascot completely disappeared.

In an instant, the ball machine started shooting at him.

Lu Wen Hao squinted, taking a small step forward with his right foot, gripping the racquet with one hand as he smashed the oncoming ball with a clean and tidy swing.

Graceful and neat movements.

But in a second, his handsome face contorts.

A clear, stabbing pain came from the right side of his waist.

Preventing him from making the next move… an intense pain. 


today’s safety precaution from bao ruan ruan:
make sure to stretch before doing any strenuous exercise to prevent any muscle pulling or tearing^^

MBCEM Ch 8

This was really the first time that Yongning Palace was receiving another guest apart from the former Talented Lady Zhang.

Of course, the fact that this visitor had definitely come here with ill intentions, Yan Shu also understood in her heart. However, Wang zhaoyi had a higher status than her, so she could only stand up to pay her respects.

“Greetings, Zhaoyi.”

Wang zhaoyi did not stand on ceremony either. Sitting down on the warm couch after entering the room, she asked, “How come I just heard someone mentioning my name?”

This caused Lian Xin’s heart to secretly jump as she quickly looked at Yan Shu.

Yan Shu’s expression did not change at all, and with a face as if she bore no crime, she said innocently, “How could that be, we were just talking about what to have for breakfast, Zhaoyi was definitely not mentioned.”

Wang zhaoyi ruthlessly sized her up while continuing to say in a mystifying tone, “I had long heard that Beauty Li heard that has both sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. It’s only today that I can be considered to have personally experienced this.”

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This was really the first time that Yongning Palace was receiving another guest apart from the former Talented Lady Zhang.

Of course, the fact that this visitor had definitely come here with ill intentions, Yan Shu also understood in her heart. However, Wang zhaoyi had a higher status than her, so she could only stand up to pay her respects.

“Greetings, Zhaoyi.”

Wang zhaoyi did not stand on ceremony either. Sitting down on the warm couch after entering the room, she asked, “How come I just heard someone mentioning my name?”

This caused Lian Xin’s heart to secretly jump as she quickly looked at Yan Shu.

Yan Shu’s expression did not change at all, and with a face as if she bore no crime, she said innocently, “How could that be, we were just talking about what to have for breakfast, Zhaoyi was definitely not mentioned.”

Wang zhaoyi ruthlessly sized her up while continuing to say in a mystifying tone, “I had long heard that Beauty Li heard that has both sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. It’s only today that I can be considered to have personally experienced this.”

Yan Shu pretended not to understand and smiled simple mindedly, “For Zhaoyi to praise me like this immediately after coming over, really makes one feel embarrassed.” 

Seeing that she had not been fooled, Wang zhaoyi could only snort, “Just now, my people went to the Department of Internal Affairs to fetch our rouge and just so happened to run into someone from your palace. But how come I heard that your people seem to have said some poorly veiled criticisms about me?”

As she spoke, she glanced at a palace maid who came with her and said, “Cui Yan, come and have a look. Is that girl here?”

Hearing this, the person named Cui Yan immediately pointed at Lian Xin and said, “That’s her. She didn’t get anything, so when she saw me getting it, she started to mutter sourly and slandered our Zhaoyi.”

Lian Xin shook her head in fright, “No, I just asked the people from the Department of Internal Affairs why Wang zhaoyi could have rouge yet our Beautiful Lady couldn’t…”

At the same time, the system began to tell Yan Shu, [Cui Yan has stolen quite a lot of Wang zhaoyi’s jewellery over the years, even having stolen a red agate pendant two days ago yet had falsely accused others instead.]

Yan Shu understood clearly, and proceeded to insincerely reprimand Lian Xin, “You girl, always being so reckless. How could I compare with Zhaoyi? Zhaoyi has a higher rank than me, so we naturally have to stick with Zhaoyi if we want anything good.”

After saying that, she deliberately took a glance at Cui Yan and said to Lian Xin, “When you can be like Miss Cui Yan, I will also be reassured.”

Wang zhaoyi was still waiting to find fault with her. Hearing this, she couldn’t help being stunned and said, “What’s going on with Cui Yan?”

Yan Shu just smiled, “Miss Cui Yan has a good life and knows how to conduct herself, so it’s no wonder that she’s so charming! Just a few days ago, I had even heard someone praising her whilst I was at the Empress Dowager’s place not too long ago!”

Ah, hadn’t she come here because the Empress Dowager had summoned her? Then she wouldn’t hide or conceal it either.

Wang zhaoyi heard this and immediately said, “Who praised her?”

Yan Shu’s expression did not change, nor did her heart skip a beat, “Of course it was court lady Chen from the Palace Services Bureau! When I went to Ci’an Palace yesterday, I happened to meet court lady Chen who was talking to the Empress Dowager. Court lady Chen said that Miss Cui Yan was one of the smartest in the harem, even especially filial. One heard that she had even personally made a headband as a show of filial respect to the Empress Dowager. The headband even had a piece of red agate specially embedded in it, the purity of it being not bad at all.”

After she finished speaking, Cui Yan froze.

Wang zhaoyi was also stunned and looked at Cui Yan in confusion.

Yan Shu continued to fabricate a story as the system released more melons, “One heard that she had even made a set of bed clothes out of soft smoke gauze and offered it to the Empress Dowager. Even the Empress Dowager praised her for her skillful needlework.”

Soft smoke gauze?

Wang zhaoyi paused once more.

— —Didn’t she just happen to lose a set of soft smoke gauze fabric in summer, causing her to be very much distressed…?

Yan Shu smiled at Cui Yan again and said, “Oh, that’s right, there were also a few cloud silk handkerchiefs that you had given to court lady Chen, right? She said the flowers you embroidered on them were especially good…”

Before she even finished speaking, Wang zhaoyi turned around and gave Cui Yan a slap to the face, scolding, “Good, red agate? Soft smoke gauze? Even cloud silk handkerchiefs? Turns out all these things I had set aside had actually been taken away by you? Even showing filial respect to the Empress Dowager? What a good servant girl! I hadn’t even thought you would dare to have such thoughts!”

Cui Yan was stunned. When she came to her senses, she quickly kowtowed, “Master, I didn’t, I really didn’t ah! T-T-This is all nonsense that she said!”

Yan Shu covered her mouth in surprise, “Turns out Zhaoyi wasn’t aware of these matters? Oh my, blame me for having this talkative mouth! Don’t let this affect the affections between the two of you!”

Wang zhaoyi gave Cui Yan two more slaps, her chest swelling as she took several deep breaths, saying fiercely to Yan Shu, “You better manage your people properly. Next time they dare to make such irresponsible remarks, I’ll have Her Ladyship the Noble Consort come and tear off her mouth for me!”

After saying so, she grabbed Cui Yan’s ear and left murderously.

Yan Shu watched the few people she brought with her leave.

When the room became peaceful again, Ren Dong and Lian Xin both looked over at Yan Shu in surprise, “Is everything you said just now true? Is Cui Yan really so bold?”

Yan Shu twitched her lips as if it was a matter that had nothing to do with her, “Whether it’s true or not, wouldn’t it be obvious once she went back and checked for herself? Just remember to pay attention and watch the excitement later.”

The two of them nodded hurriedly and agreed with her, unable to help rubbing their hands together in their hearts already.

Who wouldn’t want to watch the fun!?

However, Yan Shu straightened her expression and told them, “Next time something like the rouge incident happens, don’t argue, don’t speak out of turn, don’t fight and just come back quickly.”

Her rank was low and she didn’t have a backer either, thus, she could only lament at her own misfortune.

The two nodded quickly, “Yes.”

Yan Shu said again, “First, go and make breakfast for me ahead of the scheduled time, I’m about to starve to death.”

All the busy matters of this morning had been completely useless. After eating, it would be better for her to just hurry up and finish writing her storybook. At least it would be better for her to develop a skill and have multiple ways out.

Ren Dong rushed to respond and hurried to the Palace Delicacies Bureau. After a while, she came back carrying breakfast, which included silver thread pastry, mutton shumai, pumpkin congee, and two side dishes.

People’s appetites were better when they were hungry. Yan Shu finished the meal like a tornado sweeping up the dishes and then devoted herself to the great cause of writing.

Ahem, after several days of hard work, her debut novel “Distinguished Scholar and the Charming Beauty” was about to be completed.

After giving it her full attention for a while, unaware of how much time had passed, she suddenly saw Ren Dong come into the room with an appearance of wanting to speak but kept hesitating, “Master…”

Yan Shu extricated herself from her pen and paper and asked, “What’s it?”

Ren Dong said indignantly, “The Internal Affairs Bureau also deducted our charcoal allotment, saying that it just so happened to run out today and told us to pick it up the day after tomorrow. Could it be that they’re trying to freeze us to death in these two days?”

Yan Shu understood their intentions, thought for a moment and said, “We should still have a bit left. I’ll give your share to the rest of you as usual. Besides, the sun should be strong during the day, so not giving us a bit of charcoal should still be alright.”

Ren Dong pouted and said, “Then what should we do at night?”

Yan Shu rolled her eyes, “Wait till it’s night to talk about it then…”

Tsk, that person had already come over for two days in a row. Did he still want to come again tonight?

~~

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At night, the lights of Qianming Palace were shining brightly.

In the imperial study room, the Emperor was reading a memorial from an imperial case while several cabinet ministers including the imperial envoy and imperial censor Du, were waiting respectfully by the side.

After skimming through the booklet once, Yuwen Lan was about to extend his hand to take up his pen and write his instructions when the bandage on the side of his palm happened to be exposed.

The several ministers paused and immediately came forward to ask — —

“What happened to Your Majesty’s hand? Could it be that you were injured?”

“Has Your Majesty called upon the imperial physician? How is the condition of the injury?”

“How was Your Majesty injured?”

Yuwen Lan casually said, “I accidentally cut myself during sword practice this morning. It’s not too serious.”

As he spoke, he quickly wrote down a few characters, handed the book over and said to everyone, “You all withdraw.”

In response, the ministers held their respective papers and retreated one after the other after cupping their hands, the palace finally becoming quiet.

Head Eunuch Fu Hai pondered in his heart, [Hey, really don’t know which beauty bit him for His Majesty to even conceal the matter for her. Seems like her value in His Majesty’s heart is not light.]

Yuwen Lan glanced at him and said, “You can withdraw as well.”

Turning around, he ordered for another little eunuch, Fu Bao, to enter and asked, “What is the situation at Yongning Palace today?”

Fu Bao answered honestly, “Your Majesty, Beauty Li has not left the palace as usual, but for some reason, the Internal Affairs Bureau deducted Beauty Li’s rouge, powder and charcoal allotment. Right, Wang zhaoyi even brought people there today. I’m not sure what she said to Beauty Li, but she seemed to be spitting anger as she left.”

Yuwen Lan accurately grasped the key point and frowned, “Why deduct? Who did this?”

Fu Bao said, “It seems that Her Ladyship the Noble Consort was the one who gave the decree to the Internal Affairs Bureau. As for the reason, this small one is also unaware.”

What a good Noble Consort Zhou! Did she already start to treat this palace as if it belonged to her Zhou family?

Yuwen Lan asked again, “Then how did she handle it?”

Fu Bao said, “Beauty Li just ordered for her own share of remaining charcoal to be mixed with the people in her palace and didn’t publicly disclose it.”

Yuwen Lan raised his eyebrows, how come she became so obedient again?

~~

There was less charcoal, so it was indeed a bit cold.

In the dead of night, Yan Shu put on thick pyjamas and nestled in bed, wondering if the Emperor would come tonight.

There had been no movement from his side all day today, so he probably didn’t intend to punish her, right?

Would he be angry about what happened yesterday and not come?

Then what was she going to do about the charcoal?

Just as she was feeling anxious, she heard the door of the room being gently pushed open, and there was another round of faint footsteps coming from outside the canopy bed.

Her heart moved a beat, hurriedly lifting the curtain to take a look, and sure enough, it was that person.

She quickly got out of bed and greeted, “This concubine respectfully greets Your Majesty.”

Yuwen Lan was dressed in a black brocade robe. Without the crown on the top of his hair, he looked a few degrees softer than usual.

Looking her up and down with lowered eyes, he said without betraying any emotion, “You were so bold yesterday, yet you’re acting like this again today.”

Yan Shu thickened her face, “This concubine has been feeling anxious to death from last night until now. That… is your hand feeling better?”

Yuwen Lan grunted in agreement, but let out a sneeze before he could say anything else.

Well, it does seem somewhat a bit too cold in this room.

But then, the sound of Ren Dong’s voice was heard outside, “Master? What… was that sound?”

Yan Shu looked at Yuwen Lan and said hurriedly, “It was me, I sneezed.”

Ren Dong said hurriedly, “Then this slave will give you an extra quilt.”

After saying that, she did not allow Yan Shu to refuse and even went so far as to directly push the door open and walk in.

Yan Shu was startled, saying it was too late, but then saw Yuwen Lan ducking behind the curtain of the bed.

But outside the door, someone’s eyes flitted around quickly before going to inform someone.

In the room, Ren Dong quickly took out a quilt from the closet and was about to lay it out for Yan Shu. However, Yan Shu snatched it away and said, “I’ll do it myself. It’s so late at night already, so hurry up and go to bed.”

Ren Dong sighed, “This slave knows that you want to catch a cold. Wasn’t it just a few words from His Majesty, yet how could these people become more ferocious than wolves?! In this freezing weather, cutting off firewood and charcoal, it’s like they want to freeze you to death! This slave will go and fetch the charcoal basin from our room over.”

Yan Shu hurriedly shook her head, “No need, if you all catch a cold, who will take care of me? I’m fine, quickly go and sleep.”

Ren Dong could only comply and left.

When the room fell silent, a certain someone lifted the bed curtain and conveniently sat by the bed.

Yan Shu approached with a quilt, tactfully flattering, “How about Your Majesty wrap yourself with the quilt? The room of this concubine is rather cold, so be careful not to freeze.”

To tell the truth, this room was indeed a bit cold, not at all comparable to Qianming Palace, which had an earth dragon.

As for the reason, Yuwen Lan naturally understood.

He took the quilt and said, “If someone is withholding your firewood and charcoal, why didn’t you report it to zhen?”

In her heart, Yan Shu thought: Isn’t it because of you that my firewood and charcoal are being withheld? My god, can I even afford to offend those people?

Besides, given her status, if she wasn’t able to meet him in person, she would have been taken advantage of. It was still better to let him come and experience it himself.

However, what came out of her mouth was her pretending to be clueless, “The Internal Affairs Bureau said there was a temporary shortage of firewood and charcoal, but that it would be delivered the day after tomorrow. This concubine can still afford to wait for a few days.”

Yuwen Lan couldn’t be bothered to expose her act, and was just about to open his mouth to speak when there came the sound of another commotion from outside the door.

It seemed like someone was trying to rush in and break into the palace, as a woman’s voice rang out, “Beauty Li, for it to be so late yet still not sleeping, just who are you talking to?”

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Welcoming everyone to watch a certain emperor and his wife get caught in a compromising situation live. Front-row tickets are on sale, please bring your own sunflower seeds, peanuts, rice wine, and duck necks. Otherwise, if you watch others eat and get tempted, I won’t take responsibility for your tears.

red agate
soft smoke gauze
headband
silver thread pastry
mutton shumai
pumpkin congee

if only i had a system that would constantly tell me all kinds of gossip,,,QAQ

MBCEM Ch 7

At that time, Yan Shu only had one thought in her head – and that was to bite this damn pervert to death!

To even dare to peep at the emperor’s own concubine, to even have snuck directly into their room! Such a bold lecher must be punished severely!

She used as much strength as she could, as if sucking milk from a breast, not at all soft-spoken until the other party could finally no longer stand it and said in a low voice, “It’s zhen.”

…Huh?

This voice… how come it sounded so familiar?

As if she had just heard it somewhere.

She was stunned for a moment, then raised her eyes to look at the other person’s face.

Although there was no light in the room at this time, fortunately the moonlight was quite bright. After barely recognising that silhouette, she was completely stunned.

Yuwen Lan was finally able to free himself and quickly pulled his hand out of her mouth.

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At that time, Yan Shu only had one thought in her head – and that was to bite this damn pervert to death!

To even dare to peep at the emperor’s own concubine, to even have snuck directly into their room! Such a bold lecher must be punished severely!

She used as much strength as she could, as if sucking milk from a breast, not at all soft-spoken until the other party could finally no longer stand it and said in a low voice, “It’s zhen.”

…Huh?

This voice… how come it sounded so familiar?

As if she had just heard it somewhere.

She was stunned for a moment, then raised her eyes to look at the other person’s face.

Although there was no light in the room at this time, fortunately the moonlight was quite bright. After barely recognising that silhouette, she was completely stunned.

Yuwen Lan was finally able to free himself and quickly pulled his hand out of her mouth.

She heard Ren Dong’s voice from outside in the next second, “Master? Is there something wrong?”

Yan Shu quickly came to her senses and said hurriedly, “It’s nothing, nothing. I just got out of bed to drink some water. There’s no need for you to come in.”

Ren Dong said nothing and went back to sleep.

Yan Shu continued to look at the tall man in front of her in shock and stammered, “Y-Y-Your Majesty, w-what’s the reason for your visit?”

Having already made up a good excuse, Yuwen Lan said without changing his expression, “Zhen came to see you.”

Yan Shu’s head was full of questions, “W-W-Why have you come to see this concubine?”

Yuwen Lan deliberately tried to probe her, “You don’t know the reason why zhen came?”

Yan Shu shook her head in confusion, “D-D-D-Don’t know.”

[What sort of method for entertainment was this now, God? Sleepwalking?]

Yuwen Lan, “…”

Unable to hear anything unusual for the time being, he was forced to lie once more without even a ripple in his expression, “I like you.”

“What???”

Yan Shu felt as if she had been struck by lightning, [Can a person unable to do that also like women?]

Yuwen Lan’s eyebrows twitched, seemingly about to get angry again.

System, [It’s not like he’s a cut sleeve, just that he’s unable to perform a few actions. Since that’s the case, why can’t he like women?]

Yan Shu, […Ah, so it was like that?]

System, [That’s right, the other person is already flawed, so you can’t discriminate against him.]

Yan Shu, […Your Majesty, I’m so sorry. You’re already so pitiful, I shouldn’t have discriminated against you, apologies, apologies.]

Yuwen Lan, “…”

Just what was she going on about again?

Then, he heard her murmuring in her heart, [But why does he like me? Shouldn’t this kind of iron-blooded emperor like the type of beauty that is full of charm and capable of causing the downfall of a country? Although I think I’m not too bad myself, I can’t be considered the kind of beauty that brings disaster to the country…]

Yuwen Lan, “…”

How could she still think about so many muddle-headed things at such a time like this?

He couldn’t help but say, “What is it? Zhen likes you, yet you’re still not happy?”

Yan Shu shouted in her heart: That’s right! Do you think being liked by you is such a good thing? As soon as I’m not careful, I’ll end up becoming the target of the whole harem!

But from her mouth, she could only say respectfully, “This concubine doesn’t dare, this concubine is just fearful.”

Yuwen Lan let out a light snort, “How bold of you.”

All of the women in his harem wished he would take a second look at them, yet it was only she who regarded it with disdain.

Yan Shu wracked her brains and with false bravado said, “This concubine doesn’t understand, why would Your Majesty appear now?”

Yuwen Lan casually told a lie, “The keys have already been put away, zhen didn’t want to disturb other people.”

The rules in the palace were strict. The palace gates were locked punctually at Hai Shi every night and moving around as one wished was strictly forbidden. Even if the emperor wanted to enter the imperial harem, he would still need to inform a eunuch in that specific department with the key to open the gates.

This reason was somewhat credible. Yan Shu didn’t ask any more questions, but suddenly remembered something very important and asked quickly, “This concubine didn’t know it was Your Majesty just now. Your Majesty, is your hand… alright?”

Yuwen Lan frowned and said, “Hurts.”

Yan Shu jumped in fright and quickly fetched the lantern from inside the bed curtains to examine the wound, only to see that the wound was already swollen and had even started to bleed.

Tsk, she did bite down quite hard just now.

She was so frightened that she immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, “This concubine really d-d-didn’t know it was Your Majesty. Begging Your Majesty’s forgiveness. How about this concubine go and fetch an imperial physician?”

With a heavy face, Yuwen Lan said, “What will you be charged with after the imperial physician comes?”

Yan Shu paused.

That’s right, wasn’t biting the emperor a capital offence? Then wouldn’t she just be walking into a trap if the imperial physician came?

Tsk, what a stroke of bad luck! A person who snoops on someone in the middle of the night and even entered their room; could it be that he was a pervert?!

Yuwen Lan, “???”

Although he didn’t know what this ‘pervert’ meant, he could still vaguely guess that it wasn’t a good word.

He then heard her say, “This concubine didn’t mean to bite you, this concubine had clearly thought it was a thief…”

“…”

This really wasn’t something nice for him to hear, so he could only say, “Forget it, zhen will just go back and bandage it myself then.”

After saying that, he turned around and walked out.

Yan Shu hurriedly saluted, “R-Respectfully seeing off Your Majesty.”

Yu Wenlan paused and spun around to look back at her, “Don’t let anyone know about this.”

Yan Shu quickly shut up and nodded vigorously.

~~

After returning all the way back to his bedroom in Qianming Palace, it was only when Yuwen Lan was lying on the dragon bed did he realise that the pain coming from the wound on his hand wasn’t trivial.

So he sat up and said, “Someone come.”

Fu Hai arrived in response. Before he could speak, he caught a glimpse of the wound on his hand and his eyes widened, “Your Majesty…”

Yuwen Lan raised his hand to stop him and simply said, “Bring over the Jinchuang ointment.”

Fu Hai could only nod his acquiescence and hurriedly went to fetch the medicine. Not one person dared to disturb him along his way.

When the high-quality Jinchuang ointment was applied to the injured area, the icy coolness of it brought forth a slight burning sensation. Yuwen Lan frowned slightly and endured it, his mind unable to resist thinking back to what just happened.

Then the more he thought about it, the more confused he became — —

Just what sort of good thing had he done by going over tonight?

He hadn’t discovered anything of use, but rather, had actually gained an injury.

The girl’s body was soft, yet her mouth was unexpectedly quite strong.

Was it because of the food?

Whilst he was letting his imagination run wild, he suddenly heard Fu Hai, who was binding up his wound, think in his heart, [Aiyowei, why does His Majesty’s wound look like a human bite mark? Just look at these tiny teeth marks, could it be that it was even made by a woman??? Heavens, just what in the world did His Majesty do just now…] 

“Be more vigilant with your words,” he said heavily.

Fu Hai was taken aback for a moment and responded quickly.

After the wound was bandaged, he waved his hand and ordered them to withdraw.

Laying on the bed once more, yet still not feeling sleepy, he couldn’t help but start to ponder over it again.

Judging from her reaction tonight, the girl did not seem very daring, so it was clear that she wasn’t a spy.

However the answers that he wanted were still nowhere to be found.

~~

Early the next morning, Noble Consort Zhou had only just washed up and put on makeup. She hadn’t even had time to eat breakfast yet when she spotted Imperial Concubine An and Wang zhaoyi coming to pay their respects.

After hearing what the two people reported, Noble Consort Zhou was both surprised and suspicious, “The Empress Dowager summoned Beauty Li the day before yesterday? His Majesty was also there? How come bengong didn’t hear about this?”

Wang zhaoyi insisted, “How could pinqie dare to lie to you? The Empress Dowager sent down a decree forbidding outsiders from knowing about this. If not for Cui Yan, a maid in my palace, enquiring and finding out about it from a fellow villager of hers who serves in Ci’an Palace, then even pinqie wouldn’t have known about it.”

Noble Consort Zhou paused, “The Empress Dowager actually even hid this from me?”

Yet she heard Imperial Concubine An say, “Apparently His Majesty spoke several words to Beauty Li, and even specifically asked about her father’s position. I’m afraid that in this harem, this is the only time this has happened… The Empress Dowager probably meant to protect her.”

Noble Consort Zhou burned with anger. She was her biological aunt, yet she would actually unexpectedly shield an outsider she had never heard of?

Wang zhaoyi added, “That is to say, really don’t know what tricks Li Yanshu used to calculate so accurately and even directly bump into His Majesty. Isn’t her luck simply too good?”

When Noble Consort Zhou heard this, her anger seemed to increase another foot.

Relying on her relationship with the Empress Dowager, she reported to Ci’an Palace almost every day. Over the past three years, she had only managed to run into the Emperor several times. In the past three years, she had not met the emperor a few times. Even if she had met him occasionally, the Emperor hadn’t said anything to her other than, “You may rise”.

On what basis did that Li Yan Shu deserve this?!

She gritted her teeth and said, “Who is Li Yan Shu? Bengong has never noticed her before!”

Imperial Concubine An said, “Pinqie usually never notices her either. Is she the one who sat at the same table as Talented Lady Zhang at the New Year’s banquet?”

Wang zhaoyi nodded hurriedly, “That’s precisely her. She even deliberately dropped the spoon that day, causing everyone to look at her.”

Noble Consort Zhou sneered, “No wonder, also a scheming person!”

Imperial Concubine An let out a sigh, “Those who come from those remote and desolate areas will naturally exhaust every means in getting ahead and standing out.”

After saying this, she told Wang zhaoyi once more, “Your palace isn’t too far from her. Pay more attention to her during this period. If there is any sort of movement, remember to report it to Noble Consort.”

Wang zhaoyi responded quickly, “Pinqie understands.”

Noble Consort Zhou looked at Imperial Concubine An once more, “Such a person must not be allowed to have an easy time.”

Imperial Concubine An hurriedly agreed with her.

~~

Having felt alarmed the whole of last night, Yan Shu ended up getting up a little later than usual.

Sporting dark circles under her eyes, her mind had been filled with the matter of her biting the Emperor. Had the Emperor’s rage subsided? Had the wound finally been discovered?

While Ren Dong was helping her comb her hair, she saw the little palace maid Lian Xin running over to report, “Master, this morning I went to the Department of Internal Affairs to receive rouge, powder, and pearl cream, but they said they had already given them all out. However, Wang zhaoyi’s people came after us and received some.”

After those words were said, Ren Dong paused. Could it be that someone else already knew about the incident that took place at Ci’an Palace the day before yesterday, and had come to take revenge for it?

Yan Shu was naturally clear about this matter.

But at this time she faced a bigger problem – it would all be fine as long as the Emperor didn’t take revenge on her.

“It’s alright. If we don’t have rouge, then forget it. In any case, there’s no need for us to go out to meet people anyway. Just use the pear blossom cream we made ourselves.”

Lian Xin assented and went to obediently fetch the pear blossom cream.

This pear blossom cream was made by Yan Shu and the palace maids using the spring pear blossoms as well as various Chinese herbal medicines. It was a purely organic and environmentally safe product, even having superior moisturising properties. In any case, her skin was fair, so not applying any powder would only make her skin look more natural.

Ren Dong was a little aggrieved, “Why are they like this? His Majesty just said a few words to you, yet now they’re even bullying you by not giving you rouge and powder! You are His Majesty’s concubine, so how is there anything wrong with His Majesty saying a few words to you?”

Yan Shu thought to herself, how could it be as simple as ‘just saying a few words’?

Last night, she even bit the Emperor.

The Emperor even said that he liked her.

Tsk tsk, if that group of people knew about this, wouldn’t they just directly die from anger?!

Just at this moment, there was the sound of a report sounding from outside the door, “Wang zhaoyi has come.”

At the same time, the system dinged, [Bing! The person about to die from anger is here, you better be prepared buddy.]

Yan Shu, “…”

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A certain emperor: Are you born in the Year of the Dog ? ? ?

Yan Shu: I was born in the Year of the Tiger ! ! !


i just love how yuwen lan is constantly baffled by yan shu’s internal thoughts HHAHAHAHA the dog male lead has a long way to go^^

also i was wondering whether you guys prefer me to keep the chinese appellations or directly translate? e.g. instead of ‘bengong’ tling it directly as ‘this palace’. i feel like there will always be meaning lost when directly translating so i personally prefer to leave terms that don’t really have an english equivalent (e.g. rank and how to address superiors) in chinese but ik some people prefer for them to be in english.

for example, i translated when yan shu calls herself ‘chenqie’ in front of the emperor as ‘this concubine’ and left ‘pinqie’ in pinyin in order to distinguish the two.

also the titles QAQ do you prefer reading ‘zhou guifei’ or ‘noble consort zhou’??? pls lmk bc idk as a person who speaks chinese,,,when translators leave them in chinese i have no problem bc i understand, but lmk!

ALSO i’ve created a character index and table of all the melons we’ve eaten since there’s a lot to go and it does get confusing heheheh just click here for the link! (will be linked in table of contents as well^^)