DBAFSC Ch 5

The backstage prop room lights were on, but there was no spotlight on the stage. Only a faint beam of light swept across the girl, highlighting her slightly sweaty, fair face, resembling white jade – moist, smooth, and radiant.

There were tiny hairs that were barely visible on her snowy skin, and her pores were almost invisible.

In the hazy light, the texture of her slightly red lips seemed like jelly, and her sparkling and translucent eyes were like precious stones that had been hidden in a red sandalwood box, emitting a slight gleam.

Director Zheng did variety shows, so he had seen all kinds of beautiful women. 

However, in this moment, he was shocked by the heavenly beauty before him, almost hooking his soul away to the point where it caused even his cerebral cortex to freeze for a second.

In the entertainment industry, there were very few women who were more beautiful than her. To have such a beauty wear headgear was such a waste of natural resources!

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The backstage prop room lights were on, but there was no spotlight on the stage. Only a faint beam of light swept across the girl, highlighting her slightly sweaty, fair face, resembling white jade – moist, smooth, and radiant.

There were tiny hairs that were barely visible on her snowy skin, and her pores were almost invisible.

In the hazy light, the texture of her slightly red lips seemed like jelly, and her sparkling and translucent eyes were like precious stones that had been hidden in a red sandalwood box, emitting a slight gleam.

Director Zheng did variety shows, so he had seen all kinds of beautiful women. 

However, in this moment, he was shocked by the heavenly beauty before him, almost hooking his soul away to the point where it caused even his cerebral cortex to freeze for a second.

In the entertainment industry, there were very few women who were more beautiful than her. To have such a beauty wear headgear was such a waste of natural resources!

Only by revealing this level of beauty would her value be maximised, arousing the fondness of the audience as well as provoking discussion of the show.

Zheng Ming Chang quickly started calculating in his brain. 

However, after two or three seconds, when she looked at him with a puzzled expression, he felt something was not quite right… There seemed to be a hint of deja vu in her eyes.

“Bao… Ruan Ruan?!”

Zheng Ming Chang had collaborated with Bao Ruan Ruan in the past. Last year, when she was still under Huangtai, she appeared on his afternoon show.

Zheng Ming Chang didn’t have a good impression of her.

She was beautiful, but it was the type of beauty that was dull and empty. Lacking in performance skills, coy and even easily offended, her conversations were uninteresting.

Her behaviour while playing games was lifeless and unsuitable for variety shows.

At that time, he thought Huangtai was declining year by year, the quality of their signed newcomers not being up to par.

Bao Ruan Ruan was undoubtedly in the top tier of the list of guests he least wanted to invite.

Yet unexpectedly, today, the mascot of ‘Happy Saturday’ exceeded all expectations and created such a brilliant scene, catching his attention. When she took off the headgear, it turned out to be the same Bao Ruan Ruan he had disliked!

Zheng Ming Chang was extremely shocked.

Had he misjudged her before?

When did she become so talented?

He sized up Bao Ruan Ruan with a complex expression, yet soon his expression became somewhat strange.

She was also sizing him, with shrewd eyes, a glint in her roaming pupils.

Even when they made eye contact, she timidly took half a step back, cautiously holding the mascot’s head against her chest, motionless.

Compared to six months ago, she had lost her stiffness and gained a lively quality that was hard to pin down, even showing the sincere and respectful attitude that a junior should have towards a senior!

If she were really an ordinary newcomer, he would definitely be willing to support her.

However… Zheng Ming Chang let out a sigh.

How unfortunate.

The internet never forgot, and artists who had been stained with a bad reputation faced difficulty in becoming popular again. Moreover, she had offended a major family, so even if she appeared on a program, she might never recover, since it might even be cut by the TV station.

Zheng Ming Chang didn’t want to battle with the bourgeois.

The Jiangcheng TV station has always had a close connection with the largest capital in Jiangcheng, the Lu family.

Even the four newly installed, latest models of elevators in this building had been sponsored by the Lu family.

Moreover, the biggest sponsor of this season’s ‘Island Restaurant’ was also the Lu family, even one of the program guests being Lu Wen Hao.

So he couldn’t possibly invite Bao Ruan Ruan.

“I’ve found the wrong person; the person I want to invite is someone else.”

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was still standing in the prop room, breathed a sigh of relief.

When this person broke in and desperately fixed his eyes on her, she even thought that this was someone the original person had wronged and was coming to settle scores.

Finding the wrong person, now wasn’t that just perfect?

Bao Ruan Ruan quickly took off the cat costume, patting her chest with lingering fear.

“It’s okay~”

She quickly smiled, nodding happily, “It’s fine that you recognised the wrong person.”

There was not a single ounce of sadness or regret on her small face, which had skin as white as snow, lips that were red and teeth that were white; only a sense of relief lingered on it.

Her tone was full of sincerity, as if she were genuinely happy, rejoicing in having avoided a bad program.

Zheng Ming Chang: “…?”

He felt offended!

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Returning the cat costume, Bao Ruan Ruan sent a message to the three person group chat that Xue Jing had added her into, “It’s over, I’m going downstairs now.”

The recording stage was on the fifth floor of the building.

The prop room was at the end of the corridor, and after turning left, there were elevators just a couple of steps away.

When she arrived, she bumped into Zheng Ming Chang, who was also preparing to leave.

Zheng Ming Chang also looked blankly at her when he saw her.

Just as the situation was getting awkward, the elevator door opened.

Zheng Ming Chang bowed his head and walked in.

Bao Ruan Ruan didn’t intend to greet him either. Just as she was about to follow him in, a cold chill suddenly ran down the nape of her neck.

Having died 9 million times in the game, the memory of each death was etched in her mind and followed her constantly. Rather than making her numb, it instead made her ten times more sensitive to any potential dangers.

Her senses were extremely acute to the slightest sign of danger!

She instantly stopped outside the elevator.

“Aren’t you going down?” Zheng Ming Chang frowned.

As he spoke, Bao Ruan Ruan heard the very slight sound of metal-on-metal friction, making her hair stand on end.

In the game, she had died 939 times in elevator accidents, either suffocating or falling rapidly to her death.

Later, she slowly learned to distinguish the sound of some abnormal gear failures. 

Upon listening attentively, the friction of the elevator’s components was more severe, indicating that some essential parts couldn’t bear the heavy load; it was the sound of something breaking.

Bao Ruan Ruan’s eyelids twitched.

There was something wrong with this elevator!

Her body reacted faster than her brain! She reached out, grabbed Zheng Ming Chang’s collar, and pulled him out of the elevator!

Zheng Ming Chang struggled angrily, “What are you doing! This is now a civilised society—”

Bao Ruan Ruan pulled him out and quickly let go, stepping back obediently.

“Today is not an auspicious day to take the elevator. It’s more advisable to take the stairs.”

Zheng Ming Chang glared at her, wondering why she still held such feudal superstitions!

This elevator was the Lu Group’s R&D product and not only used the latest global technology but also imported components, with each one reportedly costing several hundred thousand. 

Furthermore, this elevator was just about to be launched into the market as an independent product.

This girl must be upset that she had lost her job as mascot, and was deliberately causing trouble! 

Zheng Ming Chang was furious, “You really don’t have manners!”

Bao Ruan Ruan didn’t force him to say anything, neither did she say anything superfluous, instead, walking towards the safe stairs.

But after she went downstairs, Zheng Ming Chang waited for half a minute, yet the elevator door didn’t open again, continuing to linger on the fourth floor.

Just as Zheng Ming Chang was beginning to feel anxious, he then heard a loud rambling, and then a bang from inside the elevator doors!

He froze.

Not long after, a staff member rushed over in a hurry, “Director Zheng!”

After he greeted him, he then shouted urgently into the walkie-talkie, “Elevator 1 has experienced an emergency power outage, with the free-fall function also malfunctioning, really don’t know if there’s still anyone inside!”

“…!”

Zheng Ming Chang’s brain went blank.

After three seconds, his right hand holding the phone began to tremble.

There was no one inside…

But he had almost gone in and turned into a pulp!

He couldn’t help but recall Bao Ruan Ruan’s delicate face, as well as her words that had urged him… Cold sweat rolled down his back.

In the nanny car, Chen Feng was panting, talking rapidly like a machine gun to Xue Jing, who had come to pick them up.

“Boss, it’s not good! Director Zheng saw her take off her headgear!”

He had run down ahead of time, and upon reaching the door of the prop room and catching sight of Director Zheng’s sudden change in expression, he immediately knew some major event had happened. 

“Go find Director Zheng for a chat and save the situation!”

The cooperation Director Zheng mentioned in the call was probably already ruined. But just as he finished speaking, Bao Ruan Ruan casually strolled out with her hands in her pockets, a carefree expression on her face.

Chen Feng was confused by her nonchalant look, suddenly feeling uncertain, “Did Director Zheng still invite you to the show?”

As Bao Ruan Ruan sat down, disinfecting her hands with the hand sanitizer she carried, she opened a bottle of mineral water with a food production licence and took a few sips, “Director Zheng? Who is he ? There was only one director who said he found the wrong person.”

“Ah, it really did fall through!” Chen Feng covered his forehead.

Xue Jing’s peach blossom eyes flashed slightly.

But just as he was about to speak, a slightly plump figure hurriedly ran to the car door.

It was none other than Director Zheng Ming Chang!

“Miss Bao, wait, I want to invite you onto my show—”

Chen Feng widened his eyes, “!”

Zheng Ming Chang looked into the car and let out an exclamation in surprise. Bao Ruan Ruan’s appearance had a high level of attractiveness, and even her manager had an unusually high level of attractiveness.

Xue Jing’s narrow and amorous pair of eyes matched with his cold white skin, his long legs crossed on the seat in front of him caused him to have more of an aura of a large star about to go out onto the street.

He didn’t seem like a manager at all.

Xue Jing nodded, his slender fingers putting down his phone, “Director Zheng, I’ve been looking forward to meeting you for a long time. I am her manager. Did you just say you wanted to invite her to a new show?”

“Yes.” Director Zheng Ming Chang, who had just caught his breath, sincerely extended an invitation.

When he had rushed downstairs just now, the more he thought about it, the more terrified he became.

If it hadn’t been for Bao Ruan Ruan pulling him out of the elevator, he would have been gone by now!

Now, looking at Bao Ruan Ruan in the car, he saw her clear eyes, snowy face, completely devoid of aggressiveness. Instead, she seemed extremely delicate, too weak to stand up against the wind.

No matter how you looked at it, she didn’t seem to have the manner of a person with a bad reputation, but rather someone who might have been played and bullied by a wealthy family’s younger master, appearing pitiful and obedient.

The entertainment industry was filled with truth and falsities, so it was already originally hard to say for sure.

Before, Zheng Ming Chang hadn’t wanted to cause trouble, and hadn’t wanted to offend the Lu family, this wealthy household.

But now, she had saved his life!

He was a Buddhist, and believed in karma and retribution. She had saved him, so if he didn’t repay her kindness, then it would damage his entire life’s karmic blessings.

He was almost retiring, so now more than ever, he couldn’t possibly repay kindness with ingratitude as he grew old, doing something like this that would damage his life’s blessings.

Moreover, there was no clear order to ban her from the industry right now, so there was still some room for manoeuvring.

Letting her be the mascot of the program; no one would know who was really inside the headgear.

Why not do it?

“There might not be many closeups, and it might be more tiring.”

“Tiring?” Bao Ruan Ruan sitting in the back seat put down the water bottle and raised her hand to interject, “Tiring is not a problem. Is the safety factor high?”

Zheng Ming Chang was stunned.

This child looked at the problem from quite a unique perspective.

But he smiled bitterly.

After the frightening incident just now, he dared not guarantee anything.

“It’s a variety show where celebrities run a restaurant. We’re missing someone who can do unskilled work, like being a waiter or washing dishes.”

Xue Jing raised an eyebrow, “Okay, we’ll take it.”

Just as Bao Ruan Ruan was about to speak, Xue Jing stopped her.

“Right next to the recording location is a top-notch hospital.”

Bao Ruan Ruan exclaimed, “Then that’s no problem then.”

After Director Zheng left, Xue Jing looked at Bao Ruan Ruan who was playing on her phone and said, “What’s happened?”

After an explanation, Chen Feng and Xue Jing finally knew about the elevator incident and could only say that her luck was just too good.

At the Lu Group Corporation president’s office.

Lu Wen Yao was in contact with a renowned Daoist master, wishing to select an auspicious day to marry Tang Yu Xin.

Choosing a good day would not only dispel Bao Ruan Ruan – that sort of vile character – but also elevate the company’s performance.

But just as he chose a five blessing day that fell half a year later, his assistant suddenly rushed in and interrupted.

“President Lu, the elevator we acquired last year has had an accident! It’s trending first on the hot search list, and the company’s stock price has hit an all time low!”

Lu Wen Yao: “??”

The coffee cup trembled and spilled onto the chosen day of the wedding.

Three days later, Bao Ruan Ruan followed Xue Jing to the recording of ‘Island Restaurant’.


i cam’t imagine dying 9 million times, the amount of ptsd i’d have also i’ve changed ‘agent’ -> ‘manager’ instead

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DBAFSC Ch 4

On stage, Lu Wen Hao’s posture stiffened for a moment.

His textbook cool swinging motion was now distorted and twisted, looking somewhat awkward and bizarre.

“See, I told you you should warm up a bit…” The plushie muttered quietly.

Filtered through the headgear, the voice was soft and was a bit muffled, carrying a hint of cuteness.

However, the contents of those words sounded as if they were provoking him when they were heard by Lu Wen Hao.

In between breaths, he felt the pain on the right side of his waist intensify.

Even standing upright became somewhat difficult for him, and he could only maintain a bent position with his back.

F*ck!

He suspected that this cat was mocking him, and he even had evidence.

“When hitting the ball, the muscles go from relaxed to tense in an instant, and engages the waist in order to move the whole body, which is different from dancing. Without warming up, it’s easy to hurt the waist. The waist is the capital of the revolution~” She explained to the staff through the earpiece in a soft voice.

Who hurt the capital of the revolution!

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On stage, Lu Wen Hao’s posture stiffened for a moment.

His textbook cool swinging motion was now distorted and twisted, looking somewhat awkward and bizarre.

“See, I told you you should warm up a bit…” The plushie muttered quietly.

Filtered through the headgear, the voice was soft and was a bit muffled, carrying a hint of cuteness.

However, the contents of those words sounded as if they were provoking him when they were heard by Lu Wen Hao.

In between breaths, he felt the pain on the right side of his waist intensify.

Even standing upright became somewhat difficult for him, and he could only maintain a bent position with his back.

F*ck!

He suspected that this cat was mocking him, and he even had evidence.

“When hitting the ball, the muscles go from relaxed to tense in an instant, and engages the waist in order to move the whole body, which is different from dancing. Without warming up, it’s easy to hurt the waist. The waist is the capital of the revolution~” She explained to the staff through the earpiece in a soft voice.

Who hurt the capital of the revolution!

Lu Wen Hao turned his head with difficulty and saw the silly-looking cat using its paws to press its head, looking foolish.

He wanted to remove this cat from his fanbase!

​【Hahaha!】

【I can’t laugh anymore. Although I feel sorry for my son, this cat is too cute, and what she said makes sense.】​

【Brother, remember to warm up next time, listen to the cat, don’t get hurt~】
​【You only know how to advise Brother to warm up, unlike me, who can only feel sorry for Gege~】

gege: used to refer to older brothers, but can also be used to address older males (similar to oppa in korean)

【Speaking of which, has the mascot changed today? It looks quite soft, really want to pet it.】​

【This cat is so cute, and the warm-up moves are so funny! I almost forgot to pay attention to my brother~】​

【Brother, are you okay?】​

The barrage was very lively, but unexpectedly, the tennis ball machine started up again!

Tennis balls shot out at lightning speed, heading towards Lu Wen Hao, making his expression instantly turn ugly!

He couldn’t lift the racquet at all now… he could only dodge and barely avoid these balls.

However, each ball he dodged didn’t stop and continued flying towards the people behind him. They were on the verge of hitting the staff behind the cameras.

Lu Wen Hao gritted his teeth.

【!】​

【Help!】​

【Did my husband really get hurt?!】

【Heavens! Quickly turn off that ball machine!】

Rapidly shot tennis balls hitting the body was no joke.

But just as the audience was worried, the large, pink, stretching cat on the stage stiffened for a second, then turned around.

With a quick three-step snake-like shuffle, it rapidly retreated, and in a surprisingly enchanting posture, it leaped high onto the speakers with one leg!

With a pow, its thick cat paw reached out and steadily caught the out-of-control tennis ball!

The entire barrage: ​【… o_o!!!】

With a couple of pows, the cat caught two more tennis balls with its pink left and right paws respectively, casually throwing them into a basket about a metre away.

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The entire venue became as silent as a chicken.

Until the ball machine suddenly paused its firing.

The large cat clapped its left and right paws, breathed a sigh of relief on its paws, and jumped down from the speakers, acting as if nothing had happened, and returned to its original position.

Hidden merit and name.

Lu Wen Hao, the guest of the game with five million fans, stood in front of her, unable to attract even a single glance from the audience.

The whole audience was dumbfounded.

Almost everyone had forgotten how this ball game was supposed to be played and what the original rules were.

And when the last tennis ball, launched from the preset ball machine, flew out, Lu Wen Hao, who was still lost in thought while looking at the bizarre ‘cat,’ failed to make a move.

As the ball sped towards him, just when it seemed it would hit his face, the pink cat mumbled something that even Lu Wen Hao couldn’t hear clearly. Its right paw pulled him from behind, and its left paw steadily caught the incoming ball.

Lu Wen Hao, who was 1.83 metres tall, was instantly hooked into the arms of the furry cat, appearing somewhat petite… 

It was a strangely harmonious scene.

Lu Wen Hao: “!”

Live broadcast room: “!!”

The game came to an end, applause thundered throughout the venue as the variety effect reached its peak.

Bao Ruan Ruan released Lu Wen Hao somewhat apprehensively.

As soon as he stood in front of her, motionless, the ball would have hit him. For such a tall person, if he had fallen because of the ball and then as a result fell on her, then she would have most likely suffered from a work-related injury.

Before, when she had been trapped in the game, she had once been hit and fallen from a one-metre-high stage, and unfortunately suffered from breaking her neck.

Even to this day, she still couldn’t forget the painful feeling.

Bao Ruan Ruan was still lost in her thoughts when the host cued her.

Lu Wen Hao had suffered a sprain and had been urgently taken backstage by the staff for rest and treatment. With a gap in the program, the host had no choice but to reluctantly interview the mascot, Bao Ruan Ruan.

However, Bao Ruan Ruan was completely puzzled under the headgear.

The only instructions she had received for this job was to catch the balls.

Pressing a hand to the mascot head, she waved her hand.

Host: “…?”

Bao Ruan Ruan wanted to leave the stage but was stopped by the host.

She immediately started playing a game of hide-and-seek with the host on the spot, moving left and right, hiding and dodging.

The host gritted his teeth, “…?”

“Are you so shy? Say hello to the audience, don’t be nervous.”

Bao Ruan Ruan shook her head.

Saying hello, that was a separate cost.

The host still wanted to reach out, but it was too late. Bao Ruan Ruan, still dressed in a cat costume, agilely moved away from him, took two steps, and rushed off to the backstage area.

Host: “???”

​【Damn, this episode is going to make me laugh to death!】

​【Hahaha, I really didn’t think that i’d be crying from laughter at this mascot’s antics.】

​【How many years has it been? The show’s mascot has finally become an expert!】

The mascot actually ran away; even with the opportunity to perform, it didn’t want it. In the entertainment industry, this was quite rare.

​【Catching balls so skillfully, and even the dodging skills are equally impressive. Not even the host, a big man, could stop her!】

​【A master among us mortals. The cat must be a girl, right? That height does not look like a guy’s.】

​【If she’s a girl, then she’s even more powerful!】

Still in a daze, Chen Feng’s phone suddenly vibrated, and a WeChat notification popped up:

[Xue Jing]: Is the recording over? Did it go smoothly?

Chen Feng looked at the stage, then at his phone, his eyes twitching a few times.

Go smoothly? He almost didn’t recognize these words ‘go smoothly’ from Brother Xue.

Backstage, with Yunnan Baiyao sprayed on his waist, Lu Wen Hao finally felt like he was in less pain and glanced at the live broadcast replay. Immediately after watching it, he fell into self-isolation.

 ‘White medicine from the Yunnan Province’ is a chinese herb mix that is used for pain relief and stopping bleeding

That foolish cat stole his screen time.

But in the end, it still saved him.

“If it weren’t for that cat, your face would have been made swollen by that ball.”

Lu Wen Hao: “…”

Then, he will add her back into his fanbase.

“Give her a signed photo.”

Manager: “?”

Lu Wen Hao rubbed his chin.

This was definitely one of his face fans.

 Fans that become fans of a certain idol’s looks. Similar to face dogs who are people who go crazy for good looking people.

She had remained calm before, yet at the critical moment, had jumped out to protect his face.

His brother had said that his face had been obtained by exchanging it with his brain.

“Send three signed photos.”

This face of his was too expensive.

After dealing with a bunch of matters that had piled up, Xue Jing was finally free to pay more attention to the new artist he had signed.

However, when he sent a message to Chen Feng, he didn’t receive a reply.

Xue Jing lightly tapped the ends of his eyes with his index finger and opened the live replay of ‘Happy Saturday’ himself.

Half an hour later.

The coffee in Xue Jing’s hand became cold.

Had Huangtai delayed a martial arts athlete?

Xue Jing stretched out his fingers and pressed his temples.

He couldn’t figure it out.

Her resume had been so ordinary, yet she unexpectedly turned out to be a martial arts expert?

Her agility sharply contrasted with her delicate appearance.

Did he pick up a big leak from Huangtai?

“Brother Xue, Little Bao has a new job! Director Zheng Ming Chang noticed her appearance as a mascot and wants to bring her onto ‘Island Restaurant’!” Chen Feng sent a congratulatory message from the scene.

Xue Jing was stunned for a moment, then picked up his phone and glanced at it, “Isn’t Director Zheng on vacation?”

“Yes, he just so happened to be at home and watched this episode of the live broadcast.”

“…”

Zheng Ming Chang is a well-known entertainment director from Jiangcheng TV station.

A few years ago, when the entertainment industry was in a downturn and variety show ratings were frozen below 0.5%, he single-handedly launched ‘One Person Restaurant,’ assembling several celebrities to open a restaurant and entertain tired overtime workers returning home at night, boosting Jiangcheng TV station’s ratings to 1.2%, which became famous in the industry.

However, after seven seasons, the audience got tired of watching it as it lost its freshness, and the ratings gradually declined.

Seeing it about to fall below 0.6% this year, Zheng Ming Chang, thought of the painful experience and decisively renamed the show ‘Island Restaurant’, changing the shooting mode.

There were six guests; apart from veteran actors, they also invited currently popular little fresh meats as well as various other talented people.

 People often refer cute, young guys as little fresh meats

Now, with one vacancy left after five guests, Zheng Ming Chang was in a dilemma.

Each guest had their own requirements:

Guest No. 1 was a 40-year-old veteran actor who was still playing the male lead in idol dramas. He requested the show not to invite guests of the same age who had acted as parents on a show, fearing that it would give the audience the impression that he could also play a father, which would in turn affect his future male lead roles.

Guest No. 2 was a popular young actor who recently starred in a BL drama adaptation, was about to market a CP, so didn’t want to collaborate with any boys who were shorter than him, fearing that the audience would be prejudiced and damage the CP feeling from the original drama.

 danmei novel refers to a story about a romance between males

 In China, “CP” is a popular Internet slang that stands for the imaginary lovers or couples in novel, drama or comic. “CP” is an abbreviation of either “couple” or “character pairing”.

Guest No. 3 was the youngest member of a new girl group and didn’t want to collaborate with male artists too much for fear of being pulled into a gossip scandal.

… 

Guest No. 5 was Lu Wen Hao, who was inserted into the program after Zhen Ming Chang finally found the Lu family for an investor of the show.

His manager had repeatedly emphasised that they didn’t want any young female guests who were too actively flirty and for them to avoid having any improper thoughts about Lu Wen Hao.

After all, his elder brother, Lu Wen Yao, had just been caught in the ugly scene of ‘108th tier Bao disturbing engagement ceremony’, and his younger brother couldn’t get caught in that pitfall either.

Zhen Ming Chang could understand all of these requirements, but putting them all together, wasn’t this just making things too difficult for him?!

The sixth guest, neither male nor female, neither tall nor short, neither beautiful nor ugly… where could he find such a person?

But who would have thought that while he was on vacation at home, casually turning on Jiangcheng TV when he was bored, that he would be captivated by the cat mascot’s twisting waist and agile ball-catching abilities in ‘Happy Saturday’?

A flash of inspiration crossed Zheng Ming Chang’s hairless head: Wasn’t this just the sixth person that was chosen by heaven?

“I want this cat’s contact information! Hey, forget it, I’ll be at the station in twenty minutes; you guys make sure to keep the cat for me!”

Having the mascot coming onto ‘Island Restaurant’ could satisfy the requirements of the five guests and also at the same time, stir up hype and conversation for the show.

Zheng Ming Chang drove all the way to the station, and by the time he got off the car, #Cat Mascot Shows its Strength# had already shot up to the fifth place on the trending hot search

The popularity of Cat Mascot continued to increase, with over 100 million views on the topic.

Zheng Ming Chang was immediately anxious, hoping that no one would try to snatch it from him.

Entering the prop room as directed by the staff, Zheng Ming Chang rushed in anxiously.

“Hello, I have a new variety show and would like to invite you as a permanent guest in the form of a big cat mascot. Remuneration can be negotiated— —”

In a second, the pink cat’s figure appeared before his eyes.

The fluffy cat paw was pressing on its head in the corner, clumsily preparing to take it off.

Looking at it up close, Zheng Ming Chang also found it cute.

But without any defence, its head was taken off, revealing a face with black hair clinging to sweaty skin and a delicate small face with a fair forehead.

Full cheeks that were rosy like an apple, picturesque countenance, slightly upturned eyes, and a hint of redness in her pure and beautiful eyes. There was a hint of fragility in her pure and unadulterated beauty that made people hold their breath.

Zheng Ming Chang: “!”

Stunning.

But why did she seem… a bit familiar?


have no fear, lu wen hao is merely a puppy dog in front of god ruan ruan HAHAHAHA all the characters will inevitably fall at our public safety enforcer’s feet^^

DBAFSC Ch 3

Each episode of the show ‘Happy Saturday’ follows a similar routine: organising the celebrity guests to play games, entertaining the live audience by letting them watch them struggle, all while creating a humorous atmosphere.

Although it wasn’t considered a mainstream show, it still had a very dedicated fan base. For many newcomers to the entertainment industry, it was a great opportunity to gain popularity.

Bao Ruan Ruan was playing the role of the game mascot.

The staff directly instructed her to put on the mascot’s costume backstage, leaving out both her hair and makeup prep.

“Hurry up, it’ll be your turn soon.”

Bao Ruan Ruan nods, grabbing the heavy and bulky cat mascot costume. As she had just finished putting it on, she ran into two men who were hastily walking out of the dressing room.

One of them is tall, wearing a blue sportswear set that was left open at the front to reveal a youthful white T-shirt inside. On his feet were a pair of white sneakers with a metal chain dangling from his neck.

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Each episode of the show ‘Happy Saturday’ follows a similar routine: organising the celebrity guests to play games, entertaining the live audience by letting them watch them struggle, all while creating a humorous atmosphere.

Although it wasn’t considered a mainstream show, it still had a very dedicated fan base. For many newcomers to the entertainment industry, it was a great opportunity to gain popularity.

Bao Ruan Ruan was playing the role of the game mascot.

The staff directly instructed her to put on the mascot’s costume backstage, leaving out both her hair and makeup prep.

“Hurry up, it’ll be your turn soon.”

Bao Ruan Ruan nods, grabbing the heavy and bulky cat mascot costume. As she had just finished putting it on, she ran into two men who were hastily walking out of the dressing room.

One of them is tall, wearing a blue sportswear set that was left open at the front to reveal a youthful white T-shirt inside. On his feet were a pair of white sneakers with a metal chain dangling from his neck. 

He didn’t walk very quickly, one hand pressing against the red baseball cap on his head. 

A few rebellious strands of ash-coloured hair peeked out from under the cap, giving his somewhat cynical face a touch of glamour and untamed charm.

Really… quite eye-catching.

Entering into the real entertainment circle and encountering such a genuinely touchable cool guy and beauty is not bad at all.

Bao Ruan Ruan, dressed in the cat costume, continued to appreciate the view.

“This counts as Huangtai being tactful and knew to terminate the contract with her! If I see her again, I’ll scold her once. If she dares to bother my brother again, I’ll ask a lawyer to sue her until she cries! I’ll let her know what it really means to be unable to seek life and can only seek death!”

Bao Ruan Ruan: “???”

Just as she was about to step forward, she immediately froze, the cat’s paw motionless on her head.

Just who… was he talking about?

She slowly shifted her gaze, lowering her head and tried to reduce her sense of existence.

“Little ancestor, calm down. Just what kind of person is Bao Ruan Ruan, and what kind of person are you? It’s not worth getting angry with her. Let’s just review the script once more.”

Hmph! If she doesn’t apologise, I’ll fight her to the death!”

Death— —

Bao Ruan Ruan watched this handsome and somewhat unruly guy warily.

He looked to be quite good looking. Don’t tell me, could it be that this was the younger brother of that dog bastard man Lu Wen Yao, Lu Wen Hao?

Why was the internet always so full of misleading photos?

Before getting off her nanny car, she specifically searched for photos of Lu Wen Hao online, cautiously memorised his appearance, and then decided to stay as far away from him as possible.

But my goodness, with just by putting on some eyeliner and dyeing his hair a different colour, it suddenly became impossible for even his mother fans and anti fans to recognise him. 

Bao Ruan Ruan: …

Those misleading photos ended up causing her harm.

When thinking about the clash between his capital and her as a 108th tier little star, she could almost imagine just how miserable her ‘death’ would be.

According to the novel’s setting, the Lu family is a giant conglomerate household, able to produce clouds with one hand while the other produces rain, spanning across six or seven industries such as the emerging online internet industries as well as the mainstream financial and real estate sectors. Their financial strength is astonishingly robust. 

Except for the rarely mentioned Xue family in the novel, there is no other company that can possibly compete with the Lu family. 

By the end of the novel, all the transparent and antagonistic characters who opposed the Lu family disappeared.

And this Lu Wen Hao, who was a school tyrant when he was little, but later a member of a boy band, has always adhered to one image— — and that was being a hardcore fan of his brother Lu Wen Yao. 

Anyone who hinders his brother, speaks ill of his brother, or upsets his brother; then he will be the first one to rush out and have his back, giving the villain a lesson and letting them know what it truly means for it to be too late for regrets.

The most outrageous time was when he gave a villain such a hard time he ended up sending them directly to hospital.

Bao Ruan Ruan felt her blood run cold at the thought.

Seeing Lu Wen Hao getting closer and closer, she realised that turning around to escape would further provoke one to pay attention to her. Bao Ruan Ruan’s heart rate sped up for a moment.

At the point of life and death, she swiftly pressed herself flat against the wall.

“Huh?”

Lu Wen Hao walked over towards the backstage area with large strides.

But when he turned the corner, a peculiar pink cat doll costume suddenly came into his view.

This cat was just too strange.

It had originally been facing him head-on, leisurely passing him by with a wobble here and there. 

He had just glanced briefly at it, yet the cat immediately became startled, sticking hurriedly against the wall with a thud.

Not even daring to look at him!

This behaviour, this manner… 

Lu Wen Hao pushed down the brim of his cap, his monolid phoenix eyes scanning the pink and fluffy cat from top to bottom, finally fixing on the round back of its head.

His thin lips curled up in an instant.

Touching the side of his own face, from within his glowing spirits radiated a self appreciation, “Did my level of handsomeness reach a new height today?”

Manager: “??”

“Remember to give this cat a full score in the satisfaction survey of the staff later,” Lu Wen Hao pulled a strand of his silver hair, “People who have good taste naturally won’t be too bad either.”

This cat was probably one of his fans.

Manager: “??”

Lu Wen Hao, who had been admired by the passing plushie costume staff, was in a surprisingly good mood.

He had been restless and angry for the past few days.

His brother, Lu Wen Yao, was talented, academically excellent, and had a calm personality — an idol he had admired since childhood. When his outstanding older brother found his true love and got engaged, Lu Wen Hao had been even happier than his parents. But now, all of this goodness had been ruined by an empty-headed vase.

Bao Ruan Ruan hadn’t even publicly apologised yet.

He hated her to the core. Every day, he used his alternate account on Weibo to vent his frustration by privately messaging her.

Now that he was in a good mood, he naturally wanted to settle accounts with her.

【666: Bao Ruan Ruan, have you apologised online today?】

【666: Dare to act but not to admit! You, who contribute nothing to society and harm the community, are a waste of rice!】

【666: You’re even less sensible than a cat!】

“??”

Which cat?

Sitting backstage, Bao Ruan Ruan awkwardly used the plushie cat’s paws to fish out her phone, looking at it with a puzzled expression.

However, she didn’t want to just sit and wait for her death.

With utmost sincerity, she composed a ‘peace-making’ message and sent it.

Lu Wen Hao, who was touching up his makeup, soon received a private message.

From Bao Ruan Ruan, who had not replied to him for a thousand years and had pretended to be dead.

Bao Ruan Ruan: Life is like a play, who can substitute you when you get angry or sick? If you die from excessive anger, just who would benefit from it?

Lu Wen Hao: “!”

F*ck!

This woman wants to anger him to death!

Ten minutes later, the program started its recording.

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was watching from backstage, now took the opportunity to familiarise herself with her surroundings.

The stage was shaped like a ‘T,’ with a small stage that extended from it and had the audience on both sides. The distance between the guests of the show and the host standing on it with the audience closest to the stage was no more than 50 centimetres.

On the stage, there were three sets of speakers and shooting equipment, located on the left, centre, and right.

She immediately found the quickest escape route located behind the left side of the audience.

The host’s friendly voice echoed from the stage, “Thank you, Wen Hao, for bringing such a cool locking routine. To borrow the words of our fellow netizens — is this really something I can watch for free? It’s too wonderful.”

“However, even if you’re handsome, it still won’t mean we’ll go easy on you, Wen Hao.”

“Batting showdown, let’s see how many you can catch!”

Lu Wen Hao stands in the centre of the stage, still recovering from being annoyed by Bao Ruan Ruan, and unable to vent his anger anywhere, was now eager to participate in the ball game.

At that moment, he energetically clenched his fists.

Ha, our son is getting serious!】

【Brother has a murderous look on his face. I’m dead.】

【Seeing the muscle lines on Brother’s arm, so charming~】

【Looks like he must go to the gym often. All male stars should roll up their sleeves! Hormones must burst, don’t be a weak chicken!】

【Looking forward to this. Last time, the record was held by Brother Fa, who likes working out the most. I remember he caught 16?】

The live broadcast immediately became lively.

Bao Ruan Ruan, who was watching the show backstage, was pushed forward by the staff. “Go up! You’re in charge of picking up the balls that Mr. Lu misses and acting cute when necessary.”

Acting cute… Bao Ruan Ruan immediately skipped over these two words.

Picking up balls, that she can do.

She obediently walked onto the stage, feeling a bit awkward at first in the mascot costume. Her walking was a bit wobbly, but she quickly adapted.

However, when she reached the stage, the spotlight above her head was so bright that she couldn’t fully open her eyes despite wearing the mascot head covering.

Suddenly going from the dim backstage to the bright light, she could only squint her eyes.

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Batting showdown was a reserved game in ‘Happy Saturday’.

The ball machine on the stage shoots tennis balls at the guests at a super-fast speed.

The more times the guests hit the balls back, the more points their team gets.

Lu Wen Hao was a second-generation rich kid who had been playing tennis since elementary school. His family also had no less than three tennis courts. This time on the show, he was here to showcase his skills.

He confidently walked to the ball machine, gripping the racquet, slightly bending his knees with textbook form.

【Brother is steady.】

【Our son has definitely been specially trained in this, right? How outstanding.】

The director, who was watching from the stage’s periphery, also nodded with satisfaction.

However, as soon as he showed a smile, the barrage of comments started to become even more lively, and there were even whispers from the audience.

【Hey, what is she doing?】

【So cute!】

【Hahaha, interesting!】

Director: “?”

He quickly looked up towards the stage.

The mascot for this episode, a round and fluorescent pink cat plushie, was standing behind Lu Wen Hao. Not only did it surpass him in width, but its movements were also stealing the show—

It was circling its hips left and right in three circles each.

It wasn’t exactly sexy, but it was very coquettish, even bringing with it a soft cuteness.

After a few turns of the hips, it suddenly raised a leg, directly extending its plump cat paw to hold its own round right leg, successfully performing a 180-degree split stretch on the stage!

Director: “!”

Surprisingly agile movements under such a bulky costume!

“What are you doing?” The staff member’s choked question came through Bao Ruan Ruan’s earpiece, “The mascot shouldn’t move about randomly!”

Wearing the earpiece, Bao Ruan Ruan hesitated as she heard this, still in the middle of stretching.

However, she still earnestly put down her right leg and then lifted her left leg, pressing it close to the side of her body, stretching her tendons.

Then, carefully opening her mouth, “Stretching before exercising makes it safer for you, me, and him.”

Staff: “?”

Lu Wen Hao, who was close by, also heard this somewhat adorably soft and gentle female voice, smiling as he passed by.

Huh.

Just acting for the camera.

The few hints of goodwill he had towards the mascot completely disappeared.

In an instant, the ball machine started shooting at him.

Lu Wen Hao squinted, taking a small step forward with his right foot, gripping the racquet with one hand as he smashed the oncoming ball with a clean and tidy swing.

Graceful and neat movements.

But in a second, his handsome face contorts.

A clear, stabbing pain came from the right side of his waist.

Preventing him from making the next move… an intense pain. 


today’s safety precaution from bao ruan ruan:
make sure to stretch before doing any strenuous exercise to prevent any muscle pulling or tearing^^

DBAFSC Ch 2

Despite it being a weekday, the popular influencer cafe already had a steady stream of customers coming in and out.

Bao Ruan Ruan left her accommodation provided by Huangtai Entertainment and chose this crowded café for lunch.

With a large crowd, safety was relatively guaranteed.

In the game, it was generally easier to encounter trouble in less populated areas.

But even before she entered the café, she saw someone blocking the entrance.

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Despite it being a weekday, the popular influencer cafe already had a steady stream of customers coming in and out.

Bao Ruan Ruan left her accommodation provided by Huangtai Entertainment and chose this crowded café for lunch.

With a large crowd, safety was relatively guaranteed.

In the game, it was generally easier to encounter trouble in less populated areas.

But even before she entered the café, she saw someone blocking the entrance.

Though they only occupied half of the entrance, it could still affect her ability to evacuate in a crisis.

“Um, did you see the words on my chest?” Chen Feng noticed it was a girl, glanced at the people at the tables, and pointed to the sign on his chest, his voice becoming more serious.

Bao Ruan Ruan took a quick look and then took out her phone.

Was she preparing to give him some money?

Chen Feng perked up, “I lost my phone, so I can’t receive payments via QR code.”

Bao Ruan Ruan looked at him the way ‘an old person on the subway would look at a phone’jpg.

“I’m helping you navigate to the nearest uncle police officer.”

Chen Feng: “…”

A muffled laugh came from a nearby coffee table.

Xue Jing stood up, his long legs unfolding as he put his hands in his pockets, leaning against the door frame.

His lips parted slightly, his gaze lowering to the girl’s tightly wrapped scarf.

“Do you want to become a star?”

His slightly lowered voice wasn’t deliberately subdued, but it had a natural charm that made people trust him and approach him without thinking.

If it were any other girl, she might have become infatuated.

“From now on, you’ll be famous as a household name and live a different life. As long as you want it, I’ll dare to help you realise it.”

But Bao Ruan Ruan remained level-headed. “I don’t want to.”

Chen Feng: “Pfft.”

Xue Jing narrowed his peach blossom eyes.

“Now that the contract has been terminated, you’re no longer an artist under our company! If you bother Mr. Lu again, be prepared to receive a lawyer’s letter!”

After buying a salad, Bao Ruan Ruan had just left the cafe when she received a voice message from her former agent, Ji Fei, on WeChat.

She chose to sit at an open-air seat, asked the waitress for an alcohol based hand sanitizer to reduce bacteria on her hands by 70%, and then carefully opened the salad box.

“Let me tell you one more thing. They were originally considering having you on for the next season of ‘Our Daughter’. This show has a lot of hype and could have helped you rise from the 108th spot. But you’ve already dug your own grave, so it’s a good opportunity for us to make way for a newcomer… Heh.”

Ji Fei’s voice was still pretty loud.

Bao Ruan Ruan turned down the volume in disgust.

At the neighbouring table, Xue Jing took off his jacket. His long fingers brushed the side of his almond-shaped eyes as he watched the girl whose body was completely covered up to the point where no gap was exposed.

The thick red-brown wool scarf, wrapped around her layer upon layer, had loosened due to all the walking.

At this moment, her little face moved, and the knot of the scarf came off completely, revealing her skin that was as white as cream, peach blossom pink lips, and a delicate and slender side profile without any trace of fat.

Xue Jing raised an eyebrow.

When Chen Feng heard the WeChat voice message, his eyes lit up just as he was about to flip the ‘seeking help’ sign and sit down. He lowered his voice, “Brother Xue, she’s from the entertainment industry, just terminated her contract.”

Xue Jing picked up his phone, “Beijing has bid for the Olympics.”

“Hmm?”

Chen Feng was momentarily taken aback and glanced at his phone, which was tilted slightly towards him. He was met with a delicate girl’s face on the screen, accompanied by a trending hashtag: #Inferior Actress with No Bottom Line Contract Terminated.

He wasn’t stupid, and after a quick look, he realised the girl in the trending picture looked surprisingly similar. It was the same as the one he had just read about – Bao Ruan Ruan, the terminated artist. Moreover, her profile in the trending image was quite similar to… the girl at the neighbouring table?

Chen Feng exclaimed in surprise, his voice suddenly a few pitches higher, “Is she that!?”

Being the top of the hot search for all the wrong reasons, with embarrassing acting skills, falsely accusing Mr. Lu of being her backer,and insulting the current movie queen, Tang Yu Xin, had made her a notoriously hated artist.

“It can’t be, right? Such a coincidence?”

The netizens were so angry that they didn’t even mention her name on Weibo in order to avoid giving her more attention. They just wanted her to disappear as soon as possible.

Chen Feng regretted ever uttering the careless words that compared Brother Xue to Huangtai, thinking that Brother Xue would never let her reach this point.

This was just great, now God really had sent someone like that to him!

This was just too messy.

To capitalise on the situation and get her into Brother Xue’s hands quickly, flying to stardom was the only option.

But now, she had become so infamous she was like a live bomb, where anyone holding her would suffer severe consequences.

Chen Feng gasped, “Brother Xue, thankfully she didn’t agree. She’s already buried herself so deep, so it’s impossible for her to stage a comeback now.”

“Impossible?”

Xue Jing smiled, the corners of his narrow eyes lifting, as if contemplating, yet his drooping eyelids made him appear extremely languid.

He slowly swirled the coffee cup’s edge with a flower pattern.

“But I just like challenging the impossible.”

Bao Ruan Ruan finished her salad and wiped the corners of her mouth.

She was getting ready to leave when, unexpectedly, her Weibo private messages started pinging repeatedly.

​【Wishing that 108th tier actress without conscience gets run over by a car when she steps out of the café!】

​【Ruining the beautiful love story between our sweet sister and Mr. Lu! I’ve sent you a box of razor blades!】

​【I’ve traced your IP address and now know where you live! Wait for it, Bao 108th tier! You dared to bully our sweet sister, so I’ll make you pay a hundredfold!】

​【I’m a level three black belt, what about you, trash?】

“Pfft… Cough, cough!”

Bao Ruan Ruan sprayed a mouthful of water.

Were the netizens always this hot-tempered?

She had just managed to escape from the world of the game and wanted to live a peaceful life. However, this world… seemed just as dangerous.

Why was Bao Ruan Ruan so unlucky?

In a moment of realisation, she hastily covered her face with her mask and scarf.

She wished she had known she’d become a public enemy before going out to eat.

It was fortunate that her original self wasn’t very well-known, and there weren’t many photos of her circulating on the internet. Otherwise, sitting outdoors to eat would probably have led to a real attack.

As Bao Ruan Ruan was pondering this, a beam of reflected light fell on her profile.

She squinted her eyes, then heard the leisurely voice of the man next to her once again.

“I can help you.”

Bao Ruan Ruan was stunned for a moment.

The man’s voice sounded somewhat similar to the man who helped her pass a game level, with a hint of laziness in every word.

The first time she heard him speak, she felt a little dazed.

But when he spoke again the second time, she was sure he wasn’t the same person who had saved her.

If the other person’s voice was like a cello, rich and full, then this man’s voice was more like a violin, even more gorgeous.

“Please.”

Xue Jing smiled faintly and gestured for Chen Feng to fetch two glasses of water, pushing one toward her.

Bao Ruan Ruan had no intention of drinking it.

Xue Jing’s peach blossom eyes softened at the corner, not angry, but in unexpected admiration for her.

Clearly, she wasn’t as foolish as the online rumours made her out to be.

“As a female artist, it’s right to be cautious of food from strangers.”

Bao Ruan Ruan nodded, accepting the compliment but not entirely agreeing, “I already declined your earlier offer.”

Xue Jing chuckled lightly, “Yes, but just now, I was only speaking to an ordinary person. Since you’re not an ordinary person, I’d like to reintroduce myself.”

She had already made up her mind. She just wanted to live her life peacefully.

“I don’t do high-risk occupations.”

The entertainment industry wasn’t a good place; being sent razor blades every day was too much for her to handle!

Xue Jing smiled again and didn’t rush to speak. He just picked up the transparent glass of water on the table and poured her remaining salad dressing into the cup, making the clear water murky in an instant.

“If you do nothing, you’ll be gradually destroyed.”

Bao Ruan Ruan frowned.

“Only by staying and turning the black into white.”

Xue Jing tapped the clear glass of water in front of her and spoke in a seductive and lazy tone.

“That’s the only way you can survive.”

Bao Ruan Ruan didn’t want to hear it, but when the word “survive” came out, her mental alarm bells went off instantly.

Just as she was speaking, her phone received several more private messages on Weibo.

​【Bao Ruan Ruan, you’re dead, your whole family is dead!】

​【A person’s blood-written curse: May Bao Ruan Ruan be struck down when she steps out!】

Bao Ruan Ruan shuddered and looked up. “Can you really help me survive?”

Xue Jing’s lips curled. “Within a year, I’ll help you climb all the way up, from death to life.”

Life!

The glimmer in Bao Ruan Ruan’s eyes suddenly flickered.

This sentence hit home for her!

The two of them locked eyes, sharing a sense of camaraderie as everything flowed harmoniously.

Chen Feng, who was sitting next to them, looked utterly perplexed.

He had a feeling they weren’t discussing the same thing.

Xue Jing was a negotiation expert, and when he saw her expression loosen, he knew success was imminent. He immediately added some temptation, “If you have any requests, feel free to ask me directly.”

Bao Ruan Ruan thought seriously for a moment and nodded.

Xue Jing leaned forward encouragingly. As someone emotionally scarred, she would cling onto the compensation clause. This, he could satisfy.

But in the next moment, Bao Ruan Ruan flexed her slender fingers and spoke with sincerity and gravity.

“How many security guards will you assign to me? What brand is the car that will drive me to location shoots? Does it have airbags? Can the company arrange the highest-level annual medical check-ups for me? …”

Chen Feng: “?”

Xue Jing’s glass of water shook in his hand. “???”

“By the way, I might be a bit stubborn on some things. Can you accept that?” Bao Ruan Ruan blushed slightly.

Xue Jing raised an eyebrow. “You are not allowed to date for a year.”

“It’s not about dating,” Bao Ruan Ruan shook her head, raising a delicate white finger. “But if there’s any event that threatens my safety, I will choose the latter between following your orders and my life.”

Xue Jing and Chen Feng: “…”

After a while, Xue Jing pressed the throbbing temple of his headache.

Which marketing agency wrote this script about her being lovesick and doing anything to steal a man? Did they write it with their feet?

With her fear of death, her courage as tiny as a needle, how could she dare to have the audacity to throw a tantrum and disrupt an engagement ceremony?

“Fine.” He suppressed his growing irritation.

How could there be that many life-threatening situations in the entertainment industry?

“I’m okay with the requests you mentioned.” Xue Jing beckoned Chen Feng over to prepare the contract for signing, then looked at her snowy face that was only partially exposed and raised an eyebrow slightly.

“Perfect, I have two variety show shootings coming up. One with high popularity, which can help you make a comeback, and one with no viewership, but it can lay the foundation—”

Being an adult is like choosing an answer from multiple-choice questions!

Right away, Bao Ruan Ruan pulled out her phone. “Are the shooting dates the same for both shows? I need to consult my divination guide to see which day is unfavourable for travel.”

Xue Jing touched his temple. “…”

All of a sudden, it seemed like he didn’t have as much confidence in making her famous.

On the first day after signing the contract, Bao Ruan Ruan moved into a new apartment arranged by Chen Feng – a two-bedroom, one-living-room unit in a secluded and quiet area. The rent was all covered by the company.

The next day, while it was still early and dark, a black GMC that was said to have the highest safety rating, parked punctually at the entrance of the community.

Bao Ruan Ruan wrapped herself up in layers with a scarf, hat, and sunglasses, making sure that even her biological father wouldn’t be able to recognise her, and then carefully stepped out.

Before getting into the car, she cautiously glanced around.

The veteran street racer sitting in the driver’s seat who also had a level three black belt, Chen Feng, couldn’t help but burst into laughter. “It’s not that serious. We’re in a society governed by the restrictions of law now, people just vent their frustrations online.”

Xue Jing sat in the back with his long legs stretched out in front.

He handed her some documents.

“Happy Saturday’ is a funny variety show with its primary focus on games. In this episode, there is a guest you’ll need to pay more attention to; Lu Wen Hao, the younger brother of Lu Wen Yao.”

Bao Ruan Ruan wrinkled her nose. For enemies, the road is rather narrow.

It was this guy who had called the police when she disrupted Lu Wen Yao’s engagement ceremony. She distinctly remembered that his look at the time was very unfriendly.

Going on this show with him… seemed quite high-risk!

Bao Ruan Ruan quietly checked the divination fortune on her phone and looked at the eye-catching red words: “Everything is auspicious.” It was only then that she reluctantly decided not to run away.

But when she went on the show, she had to stand as far away from Lu Wen Hao as possible.

“Take a look at the program introduction.” Xue Jing indicated with his index finger without even twitching a brow.

Bao Ruan Ruan nodded.

It was necessary to understand the strategic direction she should take.

She flipped through the documents, which contained detailed information about the director, the regular guests’ preferences, the typical flow of the show, and the main comedic elements.

The information was very comprehensive.

However, she wasn’t skilled in being funny.

“That’s not a problem.” Xue Jing leaned back in his chair, glancing at her with a raised eyebrow.

She was more obedient than he had imagined.

“Just follow the director’s instructions.”

Bao Ruan Ruan blinked. “Okay.”

She could do that.

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Ten minutes later, Bao Ruan Ruan arrived at the filming location of the variety show and finally understood why Xue Jing had made no special requests of her.

“The actor for the mascot has arrived!”

Bao Ruan Ruan turned her head and saw a massive fluorescent pink cat mascot costume.

This cat mascot had a large head and a chubby body, making it a round and cute character.

In simple terms, by wearing this in a variety show, you didn’t have to show your face at all.

This was perfect!

Bao Ruan Ruan breathed a sigh of relief.

Before, she was worried that no matter how much distance she kept between them, Lu Wen Hao would still hold a grudge against her.

Now, being a mascot, the level of safety was exceptionally high!

Bao Ruan Ruan was overjoyed.

Xue Jing, this boss, was really something.

She praised him in her heart a hundred times over.

In the car, Chen Feng looked at the back seat through the rearview mirror and asked, “Are we going for the hardworking route, like making her work tirelessly? Despite being criticised, she doesn’t give up and tries to start from being a small character and climb back onto the stage?”

Mascot actors were a job that only people who were strapped for cash were willing to do. It wasn’t something a female celebrity in the entertainment industry would ever even consider.

Xue Jing picked up a file from the car. “You go to the scene and keep an eye on her.”

“No problem!”

However, an hour later, when Chen Feng was watching the recording on the scene, his eyes nearly popped out.

Xue Jing, help!

The character of an insignificant nobody has been shattered and can’t be pieced back together!


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DBAFSC Ch 1

Bao Ruan Ruan died.

She was an RPG character in the game “How Long Can a Female Celebrity Survive.”

This is a popular survival game set in the entertainment industry.

Every day, tens of thousands of players take on the challenge. She experienced multiple deaths in the game, from being killed while filming a martial arts scene, to dying from a contagious disease on set, to elevator malfunctions, and many other scenarios… In her small room, she kept track of her deaths with matches, piling up under the bed until they were five inches high—

Finally, one day, a male player’s lazy voice rang in her ears.

“I’ve cleared it, it’s not that hard.”

Bao Ruan Ruan would always remember that voice.

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Bao Ruan Ruan died.

She was an RPG character in the game “How Long Can a Female Celebrity Survive.”

This is a popular survival game set in the entertainment industry.

Every day, tens of thousands of players take on the challenge. She experienced multiple deaths in the game, from being killed while filming a martial arts scene, to dying from a contagious disease on set, to elevator malfunctions, and many other scenarios… In her small room, she kept track of her deaths with matches, piling up under the bed until they were five inches high—

Finally, one day, a male player’s lazy voice rang in her ears.

“I’ve cleared it, it’s not that hard.”

Bao Ruan Ruan would always remember that voice.

It had a casual and carefree tone, neither too high nor too low. He saved her like that, helping her reach level 10,000, sitting on the throne as the queen, wearing the crown.

If she could, she wanted to thank him.

But she didn’t have much time to enjoy her success before falling from her soft throne.

Everything went black, and the game level was completed. She gained a new life!

She transmigrated.

Bao Ruan Ruan found herself in a new world, with only one wish: to stay alive.

Heavy rain poured down, accompanied by the sound of rain and dense fog.

Lightning and thunder illuminated the gloomy sky.

Bao Ruan Ruan opened her eyes and felt a cold wetness all over her body.

Harsh rain whipped along by a strong wind, hit her face like sharp blades.

The world was shrouded in mist, making it hard to see.

“Come in and pack up your things, move out immediately! This is what happens when you offend Mr. Lu. I already warned you before!”

A slightly chubby man in a jacket, his voice filled with anger, rushed from indoors to the balcony.

Mr. Lu?

The flipping pages of a book exploded in Bao Ruan Ruan’s mind.

It seemed she had become a cannon fodder character in a book about the entertainment industry.

In the story, the male lead, a big shot in the entertainment industry, Lu Wen Yao, took an interest in her and signed a fake dating agreement with her to deceive his mother, who wanted a grandchild.

But ‘Bao Ruan Ruan’ fell for him for real, while Lu Wen Yao patted his butt and turned to the leading actress in the industry, who was also the female lead in the book. He got engaged to her, abandoned ‘Bao Ruan Ruan’, and even pressured her agency to terminate her contract and hide her away.

At this moment, the original character had contemplated suicide on the balcony in the rain, thinking of taking a leap.

Bao Ruan Ruan: …I can’t take this.

Why did she end up in this terrible side story right after leaving the game?

It felt like she was shouldering a burden that a retired queen shouldn’t have to bear.

As Bao Ruan Ruan was pondering this, her manager, Ji Fei, rushed to the balcony. Seeing her about to step onto the railing, he reached out to grab her.

“Are you crazy? You want to jump—”

Jumping was out of the question.

Facing the outstretched, unfamiliar chubby hand, Bao Ruan Ruan’s eyes widened.

Years of evading in the game had sharpened her physical reflexes more than her logical thinking.

When the large hand was about to touch her, she pushed herself away with her left foot, lifting the long, wet skirt and evading the hand.

Her speed was so fast that Ji Fei didn’t even have time to react.

A blur passed right in front of him.

He couldn’t even grasp the hem of her clothes and was left grabbing empty air.

“!”

Turning back, Ji Fei saw a girl using her delicate, slender arms to cling to the wall. Her fair skin almost blended in with the white wall, and her black, curly hair was drenched from the rain. It softly outlined her supple, curvy figure.

She appeared delicate and fragile, and it was as if her extraordinary athletic ability just now had been an illusion.

Her entire being seemed soft and tender.

Ji Fei’s thoughts were momentarily frozen.

Despite her stunning appearance and figure, which were already top-notch in the entertainment industry, she had an inexplicable fragility that made people want to protect her, in addition to her stunning features.

When he first signed her, he had been drawn to her delicate appearance and demeanor.

But as soon as she appeared on screen, her acting skills were a disaster. She came off as uninteresting, had no professional ability, and her acting in variety shows was terrible. She was seen as a wooden beauty by the audience.

If it weren’t for the company making her get involved with Lu Wen Yao to gain resources, she would have been abandoned long ago.

But she was a love-sick fool, entangling herself with Lu Wen Yao, creating a scandal of him having affairs and financially backing someone else. She even caused the company to receive a lot of criticism.

Thinking about it now, it all seemed so unfortunate.

He signed her for a year, didn’t get his bonus, and even had his salary deducted because of her!

Ji Fei frowned deeply. “Don’t be so suicidal! Get rid of that pitiful act of yours! You got yourself into this mess, so why are you crying?”

He finished speaking and looked at her with his eyebrows raised, but all he saw was her cautious expression.

‘Cautious?’

Huh?

Bao Ruan Ruan carefully examined him several times. “May I ask if you’ve ever gone to have a health checkup in the past month?”

Ji Fei: …Huh?

Bao Ruan Ruan looked at the original owner’s agent, Ji Fei. She saw that his face was somewhat dark and yellowish, with a stout neck and a beer belly, and he made a nasally sound when he spoke, accompanied by bad breath.

She was on high alert.

Hepatitis, viral diseases, the flu, tuberculosis… all have similar symptoms, and these diseases were even contagious!

All with a fatality rate higher than 0.1%!

In “How Many Days Can a Female Star Live,” she had died 1,295 times from these types of infectious diseases.

Being tormented by illness, even with money, there was no cure, and all she could do was only lie in bed, suffering, choking and convulsing to death.

This slow death was not as quick and merciful as being stabbed to death.

Ah…choo!” Ji Fei was about to speak but suddenly felt an itch in his nose and didn’t have time to grab a tissue.

As expected!

pls do not share this anywhere or u will always stub ur toe when u walk past a door frame !! this translation has been stolen from mioscorner.com, pls only read there i’m begging u :kneels:

Bao Ruan Ruan’s face changed drastically, and she quickly retreated into the center of the living room.

Her slender fingers pulled out a somewhat wrinkled mask from the pocket of her wet dress, and she covered her small, clean face with it, pressing the malleable wire strip on the edge of the mask with her index finger.

“You have symptoms similar to the flu, please wear a mask to prevent the spread of the virus. No disease should be underestimated. I suggest you go to the hospital for a detailed examination.”

Ji Fei: “?”

Bao Ruan Ruan was soaked from head to toe.

Although she had only figured out a small part of the situation, she was not in a hurry. She left Ji Fei in the living room, opened the doors and windows and turned on the ventilation system. Then she went to her bedroom to change into clean clothes.

She also grabbed a hair dryer and blow-dried her hair.

Looking at herself in the mirror, her appearance unchanged, Bao Ruan Ruan patted her chest and let out a sigh of relief.

It seemed like she had successfully brought all her survival abilities from the game into this world.

Escape speed, evasive skills…

Thank goodness.

“Are you okay now?” Ji Fei, waiting at the door, was already growing impatient.

Bao Ruan Ruan just blinked, continuing to dry her hair.

“If you don’t dry your hair, it can easily lead to migraines, colds, and, in severe cases, pneumonia and encephalitis, resulting in death. Don’t be in such a hurry.”

“…” Ji Fei had a headache.

She was definitely a tough nut to crack.

How did he ever think she was easy to control?

Ji Fei’s lips twitched.

After she finally walked over to the sofa in the living room, Ji Fei took a deep breath and placed the contract termination agreement on the coffee table.

However, just as he was about to move to the sofa opposite her, she crossed her arms in front of her chest, creating a barrier.

“This is not in accordance with prevention protection, please keep a respectful distance with your loved ones.”

With her naturally upturned clear almond-shaped eyes, she made it clear with a resolute refusal.

“During this special period, please sit with an empty seat in between us. You can sit diagonally across from me. And, you should wear a mask too.”

She handed him another mask carefully.

Ji Fei: “……..”

Ji Fei glared at her fiercely, then moved to another seat. “I don’t want to waste time with you. Check the company’s official Weibo yourself.”

He opened the Weibo page on his tablet.

​【Why did Huangtai sign this kind of trash? From now on, I’ll blacklist all Huanghai artists!】

【Mistress Bao is claiming to be the legitimate girlfriend?! How dare you? Are you trying to copy our Xinxin? Do you know that spreading rumors is illegal? Go straight to the police station!】


【Shameless, get out of the entertainment industry!】

​【Terrible acting and a lousy personality! Damn, disgusting!】

“Your inappropriate behavior has caused significant damage to the company. All your endorsements have been canceled, and you have to compensate for the breach of contract, including the hard-won endorsement deal with Hongxue cosmetics. We’ll have to terminate that too, and you’ll be held liable for the negative impact you’ve caused to the brand,” Ji Fei said seriously.

Hongxue cosmetics?

It seemed like just some wholesale brand with around twenty genuine customers.

Bao Ruan Ruan raised an eyebrow.

“Adding it all up, you’ll have to compensate the company at least—”

Bao Ruan Ruan raised her hand. “Stop.”

She wasn’t interested in hearing this.

After working for the game for so many years, she hated these shameless Party A clients the most!

They were the ones who forced her to be with Lu Wen Yao, the big shot behind the scenes. And now, they were treating her like a soccer ball, kicking her away.

What’s with all these breach of contract fines? How could they be so shameless?

Weren’t they the ones who created this absurd situation with Lu Wen Yao in the first place?

Thinking about their despicable behavior, attempting to exploit workers without pay, and trying to drain the last drop of blood out of them, Bao Ruan Ruan wanted to knock their heads together.

“Want money? I have none. Want my life? I… also don’t have that.” Bao Ruan Ruan sat up straight, her tone resolute.

She only had her fists.

Ji Fei took a sip of water and almost choked. “Calm down, did you eat firecrackers today?”

Cough,” Ji Fei returned to the topic. “Now, Boss Lu is even so kind as to request that you don’t need to compensate him. Even if our company wanted to terminate your contract, Mr. Lu advised us to consider the past and show you some leniency.”

Vomit!

Bao Ruan Ruan almost couldn’t hold it in.

“So, apart from the contract termination, the company has offered you a better option. All you need to do is post on Weibo, admitting that you secretly loved Mr. Lu, and that all the rumors were fabricated by yourself. Then, you can go abroad for three years. After things settle down, you can come back. Not only will we not terminate your contract, but we’ll also give you this two-bedroom apartment in the city center in three years.”

Bao Ruan Ruan blinked.

In the novel, they never really intended to terminate Bao Ruan Ruan’s contract from start to finish. They just wanted to scare her into agreeing to go abroad to put an end to everything. However, once they succeeded in throwing her out, they completely disregarded her well-being.

She was overseas, unable to speak the language, had no friends, and spent her days in her room crying. Two months later, she went to school, got involved with drugs under the influence of some foreign youths, lost her senses, and contracted a sexually transmitted disease after a wild night, ultimately dying tragically in a foreign land.

When Bao Ruan Ruan thought about this, her face turned pale, and her heart pounded.

There are always evil people trying to harm her!

“I won’t go,” Bao Ruan Ruan stood up. “If you want to go, go by yourself.”

Ji Fei’s face changed drastically. “Don’t be ungrateful! If it weren’t for Mr. Lu, I would have terminated your contract with you earlier this year because of your bad acting—”

Bao Ruan Ruan nodded. “Yes, I want to terminate my contract. Isn’t it just moving houses? Let’s get on with it; it’s almost lunchtime.”

Eating a meal after the lunch hour makes it easier to get a stomach ache.

“Can you finish signing the termination contract by 12 o’clock? I’ll go pack, and you can apply for the company’s approval.”

Ji Fei: “!”

An hour later, Bao Ruan Ruan packed her luggage and walked out of the small community of Hongrun with her bank card, which didn’t have much savings.

In the distance, at the street corner, there was a coffee shop that served lunch.

At the intersection, an up-and-coming internet celebrity coffee shop had an outdoor seating area, and a pair of long, slender legs stretched out from under one of the tables.

Well-defined, long, slender fingers were shuffling a deck of cards on the table.

“I’m about to laugh to death, Huangtai announced that they have terminated their contract with Bao Ruan Ruan due to her dating rumors. If it were you, Brother Xue, how could you let a beautiful woman come to this point? Huangtai boasts about being the best in the industry, but the difference is like night and day compared to you.”

“Brother, you’re so much better than Huangtai’s agent, so there’s really no need for you to bet with Uncle Xue anymore—”

Before he could finish, a card flew towards the man in the hoodie who was talking, and he scrambled to avoid it.

“It was him who wanted to bet with me.”

A casual voice spoke up.

A slender hand pulled the hood string of the hoodie tight.

“And put the cards away. Stand by the door.”

“Huh?”

“The first person who talks to you, I’ll sign her.”

Chen Feng snatched back the hoodie string that had been yanked on by Brother Xue, surprised. “Isn’t this too random? Isn’t it either promoting her or inheriting the family business for you? Brother Xue, are you planning to lose to Uncle Xue?”

Xue Jing crossed his long legs, the corners of his narrow, upturned eyes narrowed. “I won’t lose.”

Chen Feng opened his mouth.

Back when he was studying at a university, Brother Xue was already treating the entertainment industry as a part-time job, excelling in his studies and becoming an underground ace agent within a few years.

He didn’t participate in the socializing within the industry, nor did he work for any agency, but he always made anyone he signed with famous.

Many agencies had tried to bring him on board but failed.

It was normal for them to fail because no one would have expected that this guy would be among the top ten on the Asian billionaire list, the heir of the Xue family!

A true heir to a big capital, he was running the agency as a sideline and didn’t want to work for anyone or follow any company’s orders.

Not to mention, he himself was a person who wouldn’t be open for business for three years, then open to eat for three years, and worked whenever he felt like it.

Chen Feng watched helplessly. Brother Xue Jing had not worked part time as an agent in the past three years.

But this time, because he didn’t want to inherit the family’s wealth and suddenly made a bet with his family, he was coming out again.

It really was not giving him both gold and silver mountains.

Chen Feng rubbed his nose and picked up the cardboard that Brother Xue had thrown at him.

“If I put up this sign, will someone come?”

After saying that, he saw a line of large, graceful characters on the cardboard: “My phone was stolen, and I don’t have money to go home. Please help me kind soul.”

“…”

Just act as if he didn’t say anything.

“As long as it’s a person, Brother Xue can make her famous,” Chen Feng laughed awkwardly and suddenly realized, “But does it have to be a kind person?”

This immediately ruled out the possibility of a scandal-ridden artist, brilliant!

Brother Xue leaned back, closed his eyes, and used his long fingers to press against the tissues, covering his fatigued peach blossom eyes.

“And, not illiterate.”

“I see!” Chen Feng greatly marveled at him.

But as soon as he put up the sign and they were ready to wait, a shadow covered the bright sunlight falling on Brother Xue’s face.

A clean, blemish-free voice sounded in their ears.

“Sir with the sign, could you move over a bit, please?”

“According to the ‘Architectural Design Fire Prevention Code,’ no obstacles should be placed within 1.4 meters of the exit. Otherwise, in the event of a fire, people won’t be able to escape, resulting in casualties. Could you stand a bit farther away?”

Brother Xue’s peach blossom eyes opened, and he saw a figure with a fluorescent pink figure, wearing a hat and a thick scarf.

“Brother Xue, does this, does this count?”

“…”


the female lead for this is so unintentionally funny HAHHAHAAH

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