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[Is it alright if it’s about cats?]
Ling Yue nodded, “Of course, any animal is fine.”
She spoke with such certainty, exuding a confidence that made people unconsciously believe her.
The viewers in the livestream nodded along. Everyone had witnessed the scene from just before. The streamer had managed to clarify the matter in just a few words.
If it hadn’t been for the streamer, the little girl would have foolishly opened the door for the villain, and who knows what the outcome would have been in the end?
[The streamer says she’s not a fairy, but look, this is where she slips up! Definitely a fairy… a heart-stealing fairy!]
[Stop grossing us out, upstairs. Just watch the streamer connect with her fated person, or rather, her fated pet!]
[Yes, yes, yes, I want to see the little kitty!]
Ling Yue ignored the comments below and focused on the other half of the livestream. The dark camera was suddenly brought into the light, revealing a large red wooden table where a young girl clad in sweet lolita style clothes sat elegantly, “Hello, streamer.”
Her voice was both delicate and sweet, and it was clear that she was polite and well-mannered.
The comments that had originally been scrolling continuously in the livestream suddenly came to an abrupt halt, with the empty screen remaining still for a long time before a few sporadic messages flashed by.
Many were immediately attracted by the decor behind her.
[Holy sh*t, is this a villa? Such tall and large floor-to-ceiling windows!]
[Oh my goodness, she’s wearing the Lolita Eternal Starry Sky series that’s crafted by Lancaster Industrial Works! I heard that all the crystals are natural, set with gemstones, and the lace is hand-woven inch by inch, with just one outfit costing hundreds of thousands!]
[Whoa, with our third-tier city housing prices, she’s basically wearing an entire apartment on her body.]
[No wonder they say she’s rich; for her. Ten grand to her is probably just like tossing a coin into the water, just to hear a splash, right?]
The viewers were buzzing with discussions, but Ling Yue had no particular thoughts. She glanced at the villa behind her, which had its interior decorated in a Nordic style. She rubbed Da Hei’s ears and adjusted her posture, “Is the cat the one seeking a consultation?”
The Actual Little Fairy nodded, her delicate face betraying a hint of her distress, “It’s for my cat, Kitty.”
As she spoke, she waved her hand, but the screen showed no changes.
The viewers in the livestream were also confused.
[Eh, where’s the cat?]
The little fairy quickly adjusted the camera, and only then did everyone notice that at the other end of the long table, a long-haired ragdoll cat was squatting, dressed in a delicate pink tulle dress. The sunlight showered over its fur, draping it in a layer of soft, hazy pink.
[This is too beautiful! I could pet ten of them bald!]
[Slurp, slurp, have I been single for too long? Even a cat looks so charming!]
[Is this the cat that made King Zhou lose his kingdom1? Absolute stunner, this gorgeous feline is out here seducing people live!]
The cat was focused on licking its paw pads, and when the little girl called out to it, it merely twitched its delicate ears before lifting its gaze. Only then did everyone notice that the cat had a palm-sized face, a pointed chin, and surprisingly, one gold and one blue eye.
[It looked at me, it called out to me, it definitely has me in its heart, sob sob sob!]
Although this stunning and captivating appearance struck a chord with the viewers, they quickly noticed the problem.
The cat seemed quite indifferent to its owner. The little fairy called out several times, but the cat didn’t even bother to lift its eyes, looking very aloof.
[Eh, isn’t this too aloof?]
[I feel like I’m seeing my daily interactions with my cat, it ignores me, yet I still love it to death, sob sob sob, but what can I do? The little kitty is just too cute!]
[yysy2, cats will forever remain king!]
The Actual Little Fairy leaned in a bit sadly, petting her cat while saying, “Kitty has never been like this to me before, she was actually super clingy. I don’t know what’s wrong with her, she won’t even pay attention to me lately.”
As she spoke, the cat turned its head, clearly showing its disdain towards her by presenting her its rear.
The pitiful little girl immediately evoked sympathy from the viewers.
[Streamer, please help her, she really looks so pitiful.]
Some even took the opportunity to fish in troubled waters:
[Does The Actual Little Fairy need another pet? I’m super clingy too, 1.85 meters tall, can cook and study, and am totally self sufficient!]
[To the old perv upstairs, get lost, lmao!]
While the viewers were busy discussing in the comments, Ling Yue looked at the cat and said to The Actual Little Fairy, “Put the phone in front of Kitty and I’ll ask it directly.”
“Oh, okay, okay!”
The cat suddenly perked up, its heterochromatic eyes scanning the room, meowing continuously in a coquettish tone.
Unaware of what the actual situation was like, the viewers were all thoroughly entranced, praising the cat’s meows as beautiful; clearly it was little celestial cat that was both beautiful and ethereal. Only Ling Yue looked at the cat in disbelief.
The Actual Little Fairy who had kept her eyes firmly on Ling Yue soon caught sight of her expression, her heart skipping a beat. She still felt a lingering feeling of fear after watching the entire process of the previous consultation, quickly asking, “Streamer, is there a problem? Is there something wrong with my Kitty?”
She held the cat while leaning forward, as if just waiting for Ling Yue to make a diagnosis before running off with the cat.
Ling Yue: “… It’s not a big problem. “It’s just that Kitty—”
She looked at the cat who suddenly cursed loudly, as if something she said had hit its sore spot, “Who are you calling a silly thing3, huh? Damn it, this daddy is obviously a male cat! Get off me!”
Ling Yue fell silent, though her silence made The Actual Little Fairy even more anxious: “Streamer?”
[Streamer, don’t remain silent, I’m starting to feel chills run down my back.]
[No way, no way, no way? Is this another major incident?]
[Streamer, please say something! What did the cat say?]
Ling Yue composed her expression before saying, “This cat must have been bred from Sichuan.”
The Actual Little Gairy’s eyes lit up, nodding eagerly, “This is the little cat that was given to me by my best friend from Sichuan, the prettiest and most delicate of the litter. If I hadn’t made my friend promise to reserve it for me in advance, I probably wouldn’t have been able to get her either! We even agreed to become in-laws through our fur babies later.”
Ling Yue: “You should probably call off the engagement now, the cat can’t get married anymore.”
The Actual Little Fairy was stunned, clearly dazed, “No way? Could it be…” She paused, her eyes starting to redden. “Is Kitty going to die?”
Ling Yue: “…”
Where on earth were you going with this?
The viewers also began to chime in:
[Our twenty-something year old cat couldn’t even eat fish after getting so old, and one day, it suddenly ran away from home and never came back.]
[I’ve heard older folks say that cats will voluntarily leave their homes when they sense their time is up.]
As the discussions continued to escalate, the little girl was almost on the verge of bursting into tears when Ling Yue ended up saying bluntly, “Your cat is a male.”
The Actual Little Fairy: “What?”
“Kitty is a male cat? That’s impossible, it clearly doesn’t have any balls. If you don’t believe me, you can check for yourself.”
As she spoke, she was just about to lift the cat’s tail when the cat, as if insulted, let out a sharp yowl, executing a dramatic spin kick and bolting. With a whoosh, it slid across the table and yelled, “Help! My silly owner is acting crazy again! This daddy is clearly a male cat, not some delicate little female cat! Stop making me put on so many little skirts and hats!”
“Who the heck was talkin’ just now?! You couldn’t be bothered to step in, huh?!”
Ling Yue bit her lip tightly, barely holding in her laughter. Cats from Sichuan really do have fiery tempers.
Fearing she wouldn’t believe it, Ling Yue added, “As far as I know, some male cats can have cryptorchidism, and your unfortunate little cat is one of them.”
The viewers who had just been captivated by the cat were left in shock.
[Wait— that’s a little male cat?]
[Damn, if someone kept calling me ‘Sweetie’ and made me wear pink frilly dresses when I was actually a big man, I’d lose it too!]
[Ahhh why do I suddenly find this even more exciting? Huff huff~]
[I won’t say why it suddenly feels hot in here, but we all know the reason!]
The Actual Little Fairy looked at her cat in disbelief, “H-he’s actually a male cat?!” How did her little princess suddenly turn into a little prince? She felt like crying but had no tears to cry.
Ling Yue said, “You should go to the hospital for a check-up and have surgery as soon as possible.”
Seeing her confusion, Ling Yue explained, “Cryptorchidism in cats can have a certain chance of turning into cancer. Because the testicles are not outside but remain in the abdominal cavity, where the temperature is higher, the risk of cancer is quite high.”
The onlooking viewers exclaimed that they had learned something new, while others with wandering minds thought of humans, letting their thoughts cross over into a questionable territory.
[So that place is so fragile, it even needs to be kept at a constant temperature.]
[What about humans? Can they… overheat too?]
Ling Yue: “…”
She glanced at the chaotic screen of comments and suddenly smiled brightly, causing many to feel a chill down their spines.
Ling Yue: “Yes. I can provide a simple method here: body heat can kill sperm. Human body temperature is a bit higher, and over time, it’s actually has a very high success rate. I don’t recommend everyone try it!”
[Wow, I’ve learned something today!]
[The last sentence was quite clever, but I refuse! I’m just that rebellious!]
[I have a bold idea…]
[Me too…]
Many male viewers felt a chill in their groin and couldn’t help but throw gifts into the livestream:
[Please, streamer, I beg you, stop talking! Let’s go back to the cat!]
[Yes, yes, I just wanna watch the cat!]
Meanwhile, “The Actual Little Fairy” finally managed to digest everything and called out stiffly, “K-Kitty.”
The cat ignored her completely.
She was stunned, “Why is he still ignoring me?”
Ling Yue looked at the cat. Having accepted the existence of the sudden voice, Kitty snorted coldly, “Who the hell is called Kitty?! This daddy is a male cat, so this daddy demands a name-change! If you don’t change my name, I won’t acknowledge you as my owner!”
Such a tsundere little cat.
After communicating, Ling Yue relayed to The Actual Little Fairy, “The problem can be easily solved by giving the cat a new name.”
“Kang Kang?”
The cat’s ears twitched. The Actual Little Fairy smiled and said, “It means health and longevity, and it’s also a very cute boy’s name. Do you like it?”
Kitty—no, he should be called Kang Kang now—strutted over to his owner, but just as he was about to take the last step, he suddenly lay down.
He looked up at his owner and meowed a few times.
Ling Yue translated, “The cat has taken ninety-nine steps with the last step reserved for its precious owner.”
The Actual Little Fairy was slightly taken aback and then laughed, scooping the cat into her arms. What a beautiful picture of a girl and her cat.
The viewers erupted again:
[Too bad he’ll be joining the eunuch club for cats soon.]
[Too bad he’ll be joining the eunuch club for cats soon.]
[LMAO it’s so wrong but I just can’t hold it in!]
In the end, Ling Yue refunded the donations, glanced at the time, and said, “Today’s livestream ends here. If you liked it, follow for more.”
The viewers looked at her in shock; the viewer count had nearly reached two million. Perhaps it started because of her looks and fame, but later, they were captivated by the exciting consultation process. When the streamer suddenly announced she was ending the stream, countless people begged her to stay.
In the end, all they saw was a black screen.
The stream has no ended.
[That’s how our streamer is, a bit headstrong, but she’s got real skills. There’s no one like her on the entire Orca platform, no, the entire internet!]
[I was just getting into it, the streamer is beautiful and the livestream was getting exciting, and then suddenly the screen went black, leaving me staring at my own big face. I almost cried out loud!]
[I hit follow right away. She looks like someone with real skills.]
[Bro, you have vision. I’m from Jing City, and she’s the hottest pet master in our local pet scene. She even has a physical store, but lol, good luck getting in line!]
Jing City, Chengyu Building, Orca Live Headquarters.
Long before her first connection, Ling Yue’s livestream had already attracted the attention of a personnel due to the massive influx of traffic. What surprised them even more was the surge in new user registrations she brought in!
The abnormal data flow made the person in charge feel uneasy. Could it be that a famous streamer from another platform had started streaming on their platform?
But after checking the backend data, he confirmed that this was just an ordinary person.
Later, when Worker Xiao Zhao had to get the police involved, there was a moment when they considered banning the livestream, but since it hadn’t caused any serious consequences, the person in charge was curious to see how far she could go. However, he never expected that her engagement levels would be able to be maintained until the end.
The streamer had also increased her followers from zero to nearly a million, seemingly out of thin air. Although there still seemed to be a huge gap between her and the platform’s top streamers, these were all still real people and not bot accounts!
At this moment, his subordinate brought in the data analysis, his mouth nearly agape, “Manager, the data is out.”
“Retention rate is 90%!”
The subordinate was almost at his wit’s end, his tone carrying a hint of skepticism, “The backend data is simply too good! Even our platform’s top streamers don’t have such a strong retention and conversion rate. Did she tamper with our data?”
The manager shot him a glare, “We just spent tens of millions to update to our latest firewall, so what do you think?”
He pondered for a moment and immediately made a decision, “Prepare an A-tier contract and send it to her.”
He had watched Ling Yue’s livestream from start to finish, fully aware of all its explosive moments. He was determined to absolutely keep this person as an Orca streamer!
At this moment, Ling Yue was still unaware of these thoughts and didn’t take it to heart.
After the stream ended, she washed up and went straight to bed, falling asleep immediately.
This day had truly been fulfilling.
pls do not share this anywhere or u will always stub ur toe when u walk past a door frame !! this translation has been stolen from mioscorner.com, pls only read there i’m begging u :kneels:
As a result, Ling Yue woke up a bit later than usual the next morning. She hastily prepared breakfast for her dog and then headed out of the community.
The fresh wontons at the breakfast store were still steaming, swirling with the vibrant essence of life. Having a bowl in the morning instantly soothed her previously grumbling stomach.
Aunt Mei, the shop owner, was familiar with Ling Yue and had watched her grow up. Seeing Ling Yue arrive, she smiled and asked her husband to prepare a large bowl of wontons.
Upon hearing that Ling Yue had started her own business, she gave her a thumbs up, “I knew it! You’ve always been smart since you were little! But make sure you don’t overwork yourself, I’ve heard your shop has long lines every time. Don’t wear yourself out!”
Uncle Liu, who was her husband, brought over the wontons, “Remember, money is dead, but people are living beings. Don’t rush to make money. Your health comes first.”
Ling Yue obediently accepted their advice, swallowing their concern along with the delicious wontons.
At that moment, the voice of her neighbor Aunt Liu suddenly rang out, “Have you heard? There was an incident at the Wang’s yesterday!”
Aunt Mei’s breakfast shop had been open for decades, offering good food at reasonable prices, making it a favorite and especially busy among the neighbors in the mornings.
The chatter continued as Ling Yue’s ears perked up at this news.
Aunt Liu, who had trouble walking but was exceptionally articulate, spoke animatedly, her expressions lively and vivid. With her as the source of the gossip, a circle of people quietly leaned in to listen.
Ling Yue thought she should venture into the new media industry to make use of her talents. Just one sentence from her could engage a crowd.
Although she could only vaguely hear a few sentences due to the distance, she was particularly invested in hearing about the misfortunes of the Wang family.
Meanwhile, Aunt Liu, who had now noticed the eager eyes around her, felt her gossiping instincts surge. She loved this, spilling everything she knew like beans from a bamboo tube.
At that moment, the pet carrier in Ling Yue’s arms suddenly moved. By the time she noticed, the lid had popped open, revealing a round golden little head—it was none other than the treasure hunting mouse, Duo Duo.
Thankfully, no one paid attention to her since Ling Yue was sitting in a corner. But upon seeing it pop out, her brow twitched, and she lowered her voice, saying, “Duo Duo, how come you’re poking your head out?”
The treasure hunting mouse Duo Duo raised its paw, clinging to the edge, its tiny eyes darting around, “Aren’t I doing this all for you, Master?”
“Don’t listen to them gossip about the Wang family, you should listen to me! After all, I was the one that was there yesterday, and that family almost made me laugh myself to death!”
Ling Yue: “…”
Under her gaze, the treasure hunting mouse Duo Duo gradually hunched its body, its ears drooping, “Alright, I’ll be quiet.”
Seeing its pitiful appearance, Ling Yue felt a bit sorry and said, “That’s not what I meant, but—”
Before she could finish, the treasure hunting mouse perked up, “Then I’ll keep going, Master.”
Ling Yue suddenly remembered the mischievous nature of the treasure hunting mouse. She had thought it had felt aggrieved and looked pitiful—she would never believe it again!
In all actuality, she should have been the most aware of this matter, because from start to finish, this had all been orchestrated by her!
The Wang family had wanted to sell their house, but they had to see if she agreed first.
So, when Aunt Wang brought people to view the house in the afternoon, the first thing they encountered was not the overgrown weeds making the entire place resemble ancient ruins, but a swarm of big sleek gray rats!
The squeaking sounds and the throngs of rats cast a shadow over the day for everyone present, and even now, just thinking about it sent chills down their spines!
Aunt Liu had long since retired but couldn’t sit still, so she had gone to see the commotion. She had witnessed that terrifying scene, and as Ling Yue listened to the treasure hunting mouse speak, Aunt Liu’s excited voice constantly floated into her ears, “…Oh my, those rats were like a dam bursting, pouring out in heaps from the Wang family’s old house!”
She gestured as she spoke, “The guests who came to see the house were so scared they turned pale. That old woman Wang Hua wanted to hit them, but the rats seemed to have become sentient like a demon spirit, with a rat as big as a foot suddenly springing out—” she lunged forward to imitate it, “And chomp!”
The onlookers jumped back in fright.
Aunt Liu: “It bit her! It was so fierce! That person is still in the hospital getting vaccinated, I heard it even bit off a chunk of her flesh. I don’t know if it was because that person’s got an evil heart or if her flesh is rotten, but I swear I saw that rat pause for a moment before spitting out her flesh!”
They say that a street rat is hated by everyone, and yet even a street rat despised this person…
Everyone exchanged glances, looking down on the Wang family even more.
The treasure hunting mouse pouted, “It was that cowardly Fei Fei, scared to death yet he kept biting people. Afterward, I made it wash ten times, just in case it caught some bacteria. After all, it’s not every day you meet a human who is both stupid and toxic.”
“Pfft—”
Ling Yue couldn’t help but laugh at its sarcastic remarks.
After finishing her meal and paying, she stepped outside, and the treasure hunting mouse peeked out of the pet carrier again, “Master, you should praise me! I was so impressive yesterday!”
“Meow~”
The Black Cat Queen strutted elegantly on the wall, “What’s so impressive about that? Aren’t you just relying on a bunch of little rat minions?”
The treasure hunting mouse was about to retort but upon realizing who it was, burst into laughter, “Wife, you’re right! I adore your proud demeanor, truly charming to the extreme!”
The Black Cat Queen turned and leaped onto the car roof, silently landing on top of Ling Yue’s car, “Stinky mouse, who the hell is your wife? Shut your mouth!”
Those pale yellow eyes of the feline glanced at Ling Yue, who began to feel a bit flustered under its gaze before she suddenly heard it say, “I can’t wait any longer. I’ve seen how the police handle cases, they always start by investigating first. Want to come with me to check out the villa?”
As it spoke, a hint of sadness flickered in its eyes. Ling Yue noticed the old collar around its neck, swaying with the engraved portrait of the cat queen.
It must have really liked its previous owner.
She nodded and said, “Okay.”
After speaking, she always felt like she had forgotten about something.
Early in the morning, Keeper Xiao Liu had been waiting anxiously at the pet consultation shop: …
You actually forgot about me!
You forgot that we had an appointment to go to the zoo!
For Ling Yue, this was hardly a big deal. Compared to the previous torment and suppression she had faced from others at her time in the zoo, it was just a matter of waiting a little longer. Instead of going directly to the villa, Ling Yue was led by the Black Cat Queen to the law firm. With the will and the cat’s approval she received from the Black Cat Queen, she finally obtained the property certificate from the lawyer.
Just that simple?
Ling Yue drove, feeling a particular sense of surrealness.
She focused on driving, and the road ahead gradually widened. Although she was heading towards the city center, the trees on both sides transformed from ordinary street trees into various beautiful ornamental trees, serving the same purpose as ordinary trees, with the only difference being that they were very expensive.
In the distance, the grand entrance of the villa area soon came into view.
It was hard to believe that there was such a sizeable villa area in Jing City, where land was more precious than gold.
Even the guards at the entrance were young and vigorous men standing with strict precision. Ling Yue saw a spirit in them that she had only encountered in her military training instructors and police officers, indicating that the guards here were likely military personnel.
What a grand scale.
“Stop there! May I ask who you are here to see?”
Behind her, the Black Cat Queen suddenly leaned out of the window. Under the astonished gaze of the other party, Ling Yue cleared her throat, “I am the new owner of Villa A102, here to see the property.”
Upon hearing her words, the other person’s expression changed. After glancing at the property certificate handed over and Queen snuggling at Ling Yue’s neck, he ultimately said nothing. Under the astonished gaze of his colleague, he let her pass.
Colleague: “What’s going on? Didn’t the owner of Villa A102 a-already pass away? How did a new owner suddenly appear?”
The man shot him a glare, “Don’t ask so many unnecessary questions.”
In fact, he was also quite surprised. But the property certificate he had just seen wasn’t fake, and the cat hadn’t been fake either.
This was something he only learned after starting his job. Years ago, a murder had occurred here. The victim was the owner of Villa A102, who lived alone without any remaining family or friends. The property management wanted to sell the house again but discovered that the deceased had left a will.
Now, it had suddenly appeared in Ling Yue’s hands, and the outcome was already clear.
He immediately notified the property manager, who was momentarily taken aback but also ultimately said nothing.
The villa area was larger than expected, and it took Ling Yue over ten minutes to reach her destination while driving.
The Black Cat Queen couldn’t wait to get out of the car and close the door behind her. A spacious courtyard appeared before her, with lush green grass. After stepping over the pure white marble steps, she finally reached the entrance of the villa.
As she opened the door, a gust of dust rushed towards her.
The Black Cat Queen looked back fondly and turned to call from the doorframe. A slightly plump calico cat slid down from the beautifully trimmed green trees outside.
“Boss, you’re finally back~”
It slid down halfway and suddenly stood up, looking warily at Ling Yue, hunched over and huffing, “Boss, who is this human?”
The Black Cat Queen replied, “This is my new owner.”
It easily pinned down the agitated calico, “I’ve found the witness cat for you. You can ask it anything you want, and you can come in freely.”
As the Black Cat queen spoke, she waved her paw at Ling Yue, “Come in quickly.”
Ling Yue shook her head and stepped inside.
She suddenly had the strange illusion that she’d stepped right into the Spider Demon’s Cave4.

long time no update HGDLKFJSFDj i didn’t think anyone was actually keeping up with the updates of this novel QAQ
this is dedicated to bettynoop heheh thanks for ur comment!! it helps provide motivation for translating GHSDLKJDF ♡
- “纣王是为它亡的国吗?” refers to the last king of the Shang dynasty, King Zhou (纣王), who according to legend lost his kingdom because he was bewitched by the beautiful Daji (妲己). So the comment humorously compares the cat’s beauty to Daji’s — so irresistible it could make a ruler lose his empire. ↩︎
- Abbreviation of 有一说一, to call it like it is. Sort of similar to tbh or not gonna lie ↩︎
- “瓜兮兮” — Sichuan-Chongqing dialect slang meaning “silly,” “stupid,” or “dumb-looking.” It’s mildly insulting but often used in a teasing or comedic way. ↩︎
- “盘丝洞 (Pán Sī Dòng)” refers to the Spider Cave from Journey to the West (西游记), home of the Spider Demons — beautiful female demons who ensnare travelers. In modern usage, saying someone “stepped into 盘丝洞” humorously implies entering a place full of seductive or troublesome women, or just a situation that feels like a trap. ↩︎









